what a surprise woman advisor the name of this entertainement is women lose weight our first years of mariage everything was just great but after two kids and a weight gain factor the fact is now shes completely unattractive look fat chicks i dont mean to sound rude i tell her nice hit the gym and dont eat so much food but no your shallow you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth but how if desires is not there thats just a lamon divorces, child support alamony payments my unhappiness i doubt discourage so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage meanwhile my secretary june well groomed when you gonna leave your wife i tell her soon mommy soon i assume or my destiny is blue intrest only the only thing left for me to do is to kill her what a surprise woman advisor im gonna have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue kill her what a surprise woman advisor im gonna have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue my place against all shanagans kinda rammed in knowin nothing about poison and i cant swim bad intentions pumpin might as well become a nun cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong who could i get to help me murder this fat chick guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler sent her clean over the divider "you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill i thought "she has to be dead" later on get a call (from a) lieutenant morgue (had me) leapin like a frog we need you at the morgue so i selfishly persued "boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her what a surprise woman advisor cmon yall know i had to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue kill her what a surprise woman advisor i had to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run no sir we dont have no clues right now this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? pull yourself together sir im so broken up inside i just cant believe this i understand, i understand catch the person who did this were gonna try sir please screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook all she does is order from restaurants all of the shit she wants talkin to detectives that was waitin outside how i took a long lunch break day the wife died i done then turned pail and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent moral of the story is desire is important so watch your weight itll keep you mate smitten its a given though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her what a surprise woman advisor i didnt have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue i killed her what a surprise woman advisor i didnt have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue well there you have it keep thin trim keep your mariage healthy do you know what i mean? small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
[00:00.55]what a surprise [00:03.01]woman advisor [00:04.66]the name of this entertainement is [00:05.95]women lose weight [00:07.28]our first years of mariage everything was just great [00:09.94]but after two kids [00:11.10]and a weight gain factor [00:12.49]the fact is [00:13.49]now shes completely unattractive [00:15.13]look fat chicks [00:16.50]i dont mean to sound rude [00:17.49]i tell her nice hit the gym [00:18.74]and dont eat so much food [00:20.07]but no [00:20.99]your shallow [00:21.82]you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth [00:25.60]but how if desires is not there [00:27.14]thats just a lamon [00:27.98]divorces, child support alamony payments [00:30.50]my unhappiness i doubt discourage [00:32.99]so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage [00:35.98]meanwhile my secretary june well groomed [00:38.14]when you gonna leave your wife [00:39.43]i tell her soon mommy soon i assume [00:41.05]or my destiny is blue [00:43.33]intrest only [00:44.54]the only thing left for me to do is to kill her [00:46.57]what a surprise [00:49.14]woman advisor [00:50.73]im gonna have to kill her [00:51.97]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [00:54.75]send her ass right to the morgue [00:56.58]kill her [00:57.38]what a surprise [00:59.53]woman advisor [01:00.91]im gonna have to kill her [01:02.19]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [01:05.05]send her ass right to the morgue [01:06.67]my place against all shanagans [01:08.90]kinda rammed in [01:09.27]knowin nothing about poison [01:10.46]and i cant swim [01:11.66]bad intentions pumpin [01:12.91]might as well become a nun [01:14.11]cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong [01:18.93]who could i get to help me murder this fat chick [01:22.29]guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday [01:27.40]anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler [01:29.77]sent her clean over the divider [01:32.31]"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill [01:36.34]i thought "she has to be dead" [01:37.57]later on get a call [01:38.86](from a) lieutenant morgue [01:40.11](had me) leapin like a frog [01:41.31]we need you at the morgue [01:42.93]so i selfishly persued [01:45.63]"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her [01:48.45]what a surprise [01:51.07]woman advisor [01:52.90]cmon yall know i had to kill her [01:54.02]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [01:56.72]send her ass right to the morgue [01:58.42]kill her [01:59.13]what a surprise [02:01.35]woman advisor [02:02.83]i had to kill her [02:04.08]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [02:06.90]send her ass right to the morgue [02:08.97]so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run [02:11.34]no sir we dont have no clues right now [02:14.25]this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? [02:15.12]pull yourself together sir [02:18.19]im so broken up inside i just cant believe this [02:20.76]i understand, i understand [02:23.63]catch the person who did this [02:25.45]were gonna try sir [02:26.87]please [02:28.94]screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot [02:31.43]at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it [02:34.09]like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring [02:39.70]while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook [02:42.65]all she does is order from restaurants [02:44.43]all of the shit she wants [02:49.41]talkin to detectives that was waitin outside [02:51.90]how i took a long lunch break day the wife died [02:54.60]i done then turned pail [02:56.14]and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail [02:59.33]good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent [03:02.28]moral of the story is [03:03.61]desire is important [03:05.01]so watch your weight [03:06.27]itll keep you mate smitten its a given [03:07.56]though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her [03:10.71]what a surprise [03:13.32]woman advisor [03:14.79]i didnt have to kill her [03:15.83]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [03:18.85]send her ass right to the morgue [03:20.38]i killed her [03:21.52]what a surprise [03:23.57]woman advisor [03:25.12]i didnt have to kill her [03:26.33]cause theres lots which imposes divorces [03:29.11]send her ass right to the morgue [03:31.15]well there you have it [03:33.02]keep thin trim [03:34.89]keep your mariage healthy [03:36.22]do you know what i mean? [03:37.34]small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
多么令人惊讶 睁开你的双眼 女性顾问 这场娱乐的名字是 女人减肥记 新婚头几年一切都很美好 但生了两个孩子后 加上体重增加 事实是 她现在毫无魅力可言 听着 胖妞们 我不想显得粗鲁 我好言相劝让她去健身房 别吃那么多食物 但她不听 你太肤浅 你应该践行无条件的爱之类的大道理 但如果欲望消失了怎么办 那只是空谈 离婚 抚养费 赡养费 我的不快乐难以消除 所以赶紧找个简单方法结束婚姻 与此同时我的秘书朱恩妆容精致 "你什么时候离开你妻子" 我说"快了宝贝 很快" 否则我的命运将黯淡无光 只剩利息 我唯一能做的就是杀了她 多么令人惊讶 睁开你的双眼 女性顾问 我不得不杀了她 因为离婚代价太高 直接送她进停尸房 杀了她 多么令人惊讶 睁开你的双眼 女性顾问 我不得不杀了她 因为离婚代价太高 直接送她进停尸房 我的处境一团糟 完全没头绪 对毒药一窍不通 又不会游泳 恶念涌动 不如去当修女 捅她肺叶或伪装抢劫失手 关键在于我有没有胆量动手 谁能帮我谋杀这个胖女人 看来得找人周三假装抢劫 趁她每周固定采购日 长话短说 撞飞她的克莱斯勒 让她翻过隔离带 "你这混蛋" 她在翻滚的车里尖叫 我想"她死定了" 后来接到电话 来自停尸房警长 吓得我直跳脚 "请来停尸房认尸" 我虚伪地抽泣 "呜呜" 别无选择只能杀了她 多么令人惊讶 睁开你的双眼 女性顾问 你们懂的我不得不杀她 因为离婚代价太高 直接送她进停尸房 杀了她 多么令人惊讶 睁开你的双眼 女性顾问 我不得不杀她 因为离婚代价太高 直接送她进停尸房 警官你是说毫无线索？ 是的先生目前没有线索 太可怕了 我怎么跟孩子交代？ 振作点先生 我心都碎了 难以置信 我理解 我理解 抓住凶手 我们会尽力 求求你们 哭喊"谁偷走我的心" 表现痛不欲生 但葬礼上大家都用异样眼光看我 窃窃私语"听说他嫌弃妻子发福" 而我那个性感金发秘书不会做饭 整天就知道点外卖 想要什么就买什么 衣服不洗 家里乱糟糟 面对盘问的侦探 我说妻子遇害当天午休很久 顿时脸色煞白 因背叛迹象明显 保释金高得离谱 祝福所有向往真爱的人 这个故事告诉我们 欲望很重要 所以控制体重 才能让伴侣保持爱意 虽然现在想想 其实不必杀了她 多么令人惊讶 睁开你的双眼 女性顾问 我本不必杀她 因为离婚代价太高 直接送她进停尸房 我杀了她 多么令人惊讶 睁开你的双眼 女性顾问 我本不必杀她 因为离婚代价太高 直接送她进停尸房 故事就是这样 保持苗条 维持婚姻健康 明白我的意思吗？ 来自Morcheeba和说唱皇帝Slick Rick的小建议
[00:00.55]多么令人惊讶 [00:01.58]睁开你的双眼 [00:03.01]女性顾问 [00:04.66]这场娱乐的名字是 [00:05.95]女人减肥记 [00:07.28]新婚头几年一切都很美好 [00:09.94]但生了两个孩子后 [00:11.10]加上体重增加 [00:12.49]事实是 [00:13.49]她现在毫无魅力可言 [00:15.13]听着 胖妞们 [00:16.50]我不想显得粗鲁 [00:17.49]我好言相劝让她去健身房 [00:18.74]别吃那么多食物 [00:20.07]但她不听 [00:20.99]你太肤浅 [00:21.82]你应该践行无条件的爱之类的大道理 [00:25.60]但如果欲望消失了怎么办 [00:27.14]那只是空谈 [00:27.98]离婚 抚养费 赡养费 [00:30.50]我的不快乐难以消除 [00:32.99]所以赶紧找个简单方法结束婚姻 [00:35.98]与此同时我的秘书朱恩妆容精致 [00:38.14]"你什么时候离开你妻子" [00:39.43]我说"快了宝贝 很快" [00:41.05]否则我的命运将黯淡无光 [00:43.33]只剩利息 [00:44.54]我唯一能做的就是杀了她 [00:46.57]多么令人惊讶 [00:47.86]睁开你的双眼 [00:49.14]女性顾问 [00:50.73]我不得不杀了她 [00:51.97]因为离婚代价太高 [00:54.75]直接送她进停尸房 [00:56.58]杀了她 [00:57.38]多么令人惊讶 [00:58.28]睁开你的双眼 [00:59.53]女性顾问 [01:00.91]我不得不杀了她 [01:02.19]因为离婚代价太高 [01:05.05]直接送她进停尸房 [01:06.67]我的处境一团糟 [01:08.90]完全没头绪 [01:09.27]对毒药一窍不通 [01:10.46]又不会游泳 [01:11.66]恶念涌动 [01:12.91]不如去当修女 [01:14.11]捅她肺叶或伪装抢劫失手 [01:16.68]关键在于我有没有胆量动手 [01:18.93]谁能帮我谋杀这个胖女人 [01:22.29]看来得找人周三假装抢劫 [01:25.11]趁她每周固定采购日 [01:27.40]长话短说 撞飞她的克莱斯勒 [01:29.77]让她翻过隔离带 [01:32.31]"你这混蛋" 她在翻滚的车里尖叫 [01:36.34]我想"她死定了" [01:37.57]后来接到电话 [01:38.86]来自停尸房警长 [01:40.11]吓得我直跳脚 [01:41.31]"请来停尸房认尸" [01:42.93]我虚伪地抽泣 [01:45.63]"呜呜" 别无选择只能杀了她 [01:48.45]多么令人惊讶 [01:49.78]睁开你的双眼 [01:51.07]女性顾问 [01:52.90]你们懂的我不得不杀她 [01:54.02]因为离婚代价太高 [01:56.72]直接送她进停尸房 [01:58.42]杀了她 [01:59.13]多么令人惊讶 [02:00.08]睁开你的双眼 [02:01.35]女性顾问 [02:02.83]我不得不杀她 [02:04.08]因为离婚代价太高 [02:06.90]直接送她进停尸房 [02:08.97]警官你是说毫无线索？ [02:11.34]是的先生目前没有线索 [02:14.25]太可怕了 我怎么跟孩子交代？ [02:15.12]振作点先生 [02:18.19]我心都碎了 难以置信 [02:20.76]我理解 我理解 [02:23.63]抓住凶手 [02:25.45]我们会尽力 [02:26.87]求求你们 [02:28.94]哭喊"谁偷走我的心" 表现痛不欲生 [02:31.43]但葬礼上大家都用异样眼光看我 [02:34.09]窃窃私语"听说他嫌弃妻子发福" [02:36.96]而我那个性感金发秘书不会做饭 [02:39.70]整天就知道点外卖 [02:42.65]想要什么就买什么 [02:44.43]衣服不洗 家里乱糟糟 [02:46.56]面对盘问的侦探 [02:49.41]我说妻子遇害当天午休很久 [02:51.90]顿时脸色煞白 [02:54.60]因背叛迹象明显 保释金高得离谱 [02:56.14]祝福所有向往真爱的人 [02:59.33]这个故事告诉我们 [03:02.28]欲望很重要 [03:03.61]所以控制体重 [03:05.01]才能让伴侣保持爱意 [03:06.27]虽然现在想想 [03:07.56]其实不必杀了她 [03:10.71]多么令人惊讶 [03:11.95]睁开你的双眼 [03:13.32]女性顾问 [03:14.79]我本不必杀她 [03:15.83]因为离婚代价太高 [03:18.85]直接送她进停尸房 [03:20.38]我杀了她 [03:21.52]多么令人惊讶 [03:22.34]睁开你的双眼 [03:23.57]女性顾问 [03:25.12]我本不必杀她 [03:26.33]因为离婚代价太高 [03:29.11]直接送她进停尸房 [03:31.15]故事就是这样 [03:33.02]保持苗条 [03:34.89]维持婚姻健康 [03:36.22]明白我的意思吗？ [03:37.34]来自Morcheeba和说唱皇帝Slick Rick的小建议
what a surprise woman advisor the name of this entertainement is women lose weight our first years of mariage everything was just great but after two kids and a weight gain factor the fact is now shes completely unattractive look fat chicks i dont mean to sound rude i tell her nice hit the gym and dont eat so much food but no your shallow you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth but how if desires is not there thats just a lamon divorces, child support alamony payments my unhappiness i doubt discourage so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage meanwhile my secretary june well groomed when you gonna leave your wife i tell her soon mommy soon i assume or my destiny is blue intrest only the only thing left for me to do is to kill her what a surprise woman advisor im gonna have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue kill her what a surprise woman advisor im gonna have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue my place against all shanagans kinda rammed in knowin nothing about poison and i cant swim bad intentions pumpin might as well become a nun cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong who could i get to help me murder this fat chick guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler sent her clean over the divider "you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill i thought "she has to be dead" later on get a call (from a) lieutenant morgue (had me) leapin like a frog we need you at the morgue so i selfishly persued "boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her what a surprise woman advisor cmon yall know i had to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue kill her what a surprise woman advisor i had to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run no sir we dont have no clues right now this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? pull yourself together sir im so broken up inside i just cant believe this i understand, i understand catch the person who did this were gonna try sir please screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook all she does is order from restaurants all of the shit she wants talkin to detectives that was waitin outside how i took a long lunch break day the wife died i done then turned pail and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent moral of the story is desire is important so watch your weight itll keep you mate smitten its a given though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her what a surprise woman advisor i didnt have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue i killed her what a surprise woman advisor i didnt have to kill her cause theres lots which imposes divorces send her ass right to the morgue well there you have it keep thin trim keep your mariage healthy do you know what i mean? small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
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