Lace and Whiskey

Yeah ooh oh one thing I miss is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
 We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
 Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze ...

The telephone is ringing
You got me on the run
I'm driving in my car now
Anticipating fun
I'm driving right up to you, babe
I guess that you couldn't ...

One, two, three, four
Somebody told me love's a beautiful thing
And when I found it all the bells would just ring
The sun would shine and all the bird...

Hello! Hooray! Let the show begin
I've been ready
Hello! Hooray! Let the lights grow dim
I've been ready
Ready as this audience that's coming here to ...

Nobody likes me
It's all my fault
Nobody likes me
Nobody likes me
Oh, yes we all like you
We like you a lot
Yes we all like you
Yes we all like you
I ...

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me
I helped the blind to see
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be...

I can't get a girl
Cuz I ain't got a car
I can't get a car
Cuz I ain't got a job
I can't get a job
Cuz I ain't got a car
So I'm looking for a girl wit...

Got a cut on my thigh, got a nail in my eye
And I'm bleedin' all over the wall
Got a barbed wire bat and a dude on the mat
Ain't getting up soon at al...

We still got a long way to go
We still got a long way to go
We all got a long way to go
What's keeping us apart isn't selfishness
What's holding us to...