No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it
Homer:Heh-heh, mule.
Lyle Lanley:The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley.
Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea.
Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
Lyle Lanley:All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea.
I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville,
and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders:Monorail!
Lyle Lanley:What's it called?
Patty and Selma:Monorail.
Lyle Lanley:That's right!
Monorail!
Cast:Monorail...monorail...monorail...
Miss Hoover:I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley:It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu:Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley:Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney Gumble:What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley:You'll be given cushy jobs.
Grampa Simpson:Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley:No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Chief Wiggum:The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley:Take my pen knife, my good man.
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All:Monorail...
Lyle Lanley:What's it called?
Monorail...
Once again!
MONORAIL!
Marge:But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.
All:Monorail...
Monorail!!!!!!!!!
MONORAIL!!
MONORAIL!!!!!
Homer:Mono—D'oh!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:04.79]No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it
[00:08.31]Homer:Heh-heh, mule.
[00:12.16]Lyle Lanley:The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley.
[00:18.24]Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea.
[00:29.26]Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
[00:31.95]Lyle Lanley:All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea.
[00:42.50]I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville,
[00:44.87]and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
[00:48.47]Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!
[00:53.36]What'd I say?
[00:54.37]Ned Flanders:Monorail!
[00:55.40]Lyle Lanley:What's it called?
[00:56.16]Patty and Selma:Monorail.
[00:56.93]Lyle Lanley:That's right!
[00:57.63]Monorail!
[00:58.61]Cast:Monorail...monorail...monorail...
[01:01.58]Miss Hoover:I hear those things are awfully loud.
[01:03.63]Lyle Lanley:It glides as softly as a cloud.
[01:05.37]Apu:Is there a chance the track could bend?
[01:07.46]Lyle Lanley:Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
[01:09.58]Barney Gumble:What about us brain-dead slobs?
[01:11.49]Lyle Lanley:You'll be given cushy jobs.
[01:13.63]Grampa Simpson:Were you sent here by the devil?
[01:15.72]Lyle Lanley:No, good sir, I'm on the level.
[01:17.64]Chief Wiggum:The ring came off my pudding can.
[01:19.53]Lyle Lanley:Take my pen knife, my good man.
[01:23.66]Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
[01:25.58]All:Monorail...
[01:27.70]Lyle Lanley:What's it called?
[01:27.77]Monorail...
[01:28.64]Once again!
[01:29.80]MONORAIL!
[01:33.91]Marge:But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.
[01:37.85]All:Monorail...
[01:39.85]Monorail!!!!!!!!!
[01:41.92]MONORAIL!!
[01:44.85]MONORAIL!!!!!
[01:46.17]Homer:Mono—D'oh!
No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it
Homer:Heh-heh, mule.
Lyle Lanley:The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley.
Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea.
Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
Lyle Lanley:All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea.
I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville,
and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders:Monorail!
Lyle Lanley:What's it called?
Patty and Selma:Monorail.
Lyle Lanley:That's right!
Monorail!
Cast:Monorail...monorail...monorail...
Miss Hoover:I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley:It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu:Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley:Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney Gumble:What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley:You'll be given cushy jobs.
Grampa Simpson:Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley:No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Chief Wiggum:The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley:Take my pen knife, my good man.
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All:Monorail...
Lyle Lanley:What's it called?
Monorail...
Once again!
MONORAIL!
Marge:But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.
All:Monorail...
Monorail!!!!!!!!!
MONORAIL!!
MONORAIL!!!!!
Homer:Mono—D'oh!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:04.79]No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it
[00:08.31]Homer:Heh-heh, mule.
[00:12.16]Lyle Lanley:The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley.
[00:18.24]Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea.
[00:29.26]Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
[00:31.95]Lyle Lanley:All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea.
[00:42.50]I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville,
[00:44.87]and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
[00:48.47]Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!
[00:53.36]What'd I say?
[00:54.37]Ned Flanders:Monorail!
[00:55.40]Lyle Lanley:What's it called?
[00:56.16]Patty and Selma:Monorail.
[00:56.93]Lyle Lanley:That's right!
[00:57.63]Monorail!
[00:58.61]Cast:Monorail...monorail...monorail...
[01:01.58]Miss Hoover:I hear those things are awfully loud.
[01:03.63]Lyle Lanley:It glides as softly as a cloud.
[01:05.37]Apu:Is there a chance the track could bend?
[01:07.46]Lyle Lanley:Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
[01:09.58]Barney Gumble:What about us brain-dead slobs?
[01:11.49]Lyle Lanley:You'll be given cushy jobs.
[01:13.63]Grampa Simpson:Were you sent here by the devil?
[01:15.72]Lyle Lanley:No, good sir, I'm on the level.
[01:17.64]Chief Wiggum:The ring came off my pudding can.
[01:19.53]Lyle Lanley:Take my pen knife, my good man.
[01:23.66]Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
[01:25.58]All:Monorail...
[01:27.70]Lyle Lanley:What's it called?
[01:27.77]Monorail...
[01:28.64]Once again!
[01:29.80]MONORAIL!
[01:33.91]Marge:But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.
[01:37.85]All:Monorail...
[01:39.85]Monorail!!!!!!!!!
[01:41.92]MONORAIL!!
[01:44.85]MONORAIL!!!!!
[01:46.17]Homer:Mono—D'oh!
Now if you need me,call me
No matter where you are ，No matter how far
（don't worry baby）
Just call out my name ，I'll be there in a hurry
You don't hav...
Somebody's after me
I can't pretend to be
Something I know I’m not
And when they come for me
I'll just let them be
Cuz all that I need today
Is all I ...
Announcer:Our next act is our very own singing waitress, Lurleen.
Homer:Stupid Marge tell me to shut up.
Lurleen:Thank you. Tonight I'd like to try so...
I'm so lonely
I just got to let you know
And I got to let you
If you'd only look
You hold the key to show
I've got to let you
I've got to let you know...
Bart:Hymns here! I got hymns here!
Get 'em while they're holy, straight from God's brain to your mouth!
In the garden da-vida, honey!
Doncha know that...
If you've heard all they got to say
You looked but turned away
Walkaway walkaway
If you've said all you got to say
And now the words just slip away
Ju...
整理：李正江
If you want something to play with
Go and find yourself a toy
Baby my time is too expensive
And i'm not a little boy
If you are serious
Don't p...