I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
‘cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy .
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:09.72]I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
[00:13.44]That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
[00:18.66]It had been a while.
[00:20.34]In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
[00:23.73]since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
[00:28.05]I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
[00:35.58]Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
[00:39.72]milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
[00:44.07]Name was Russell.
[00:45.51]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[00:50.76]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[01:00.03]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[01:08.46]When she grinds me against her will
[01:13.14]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[01:18.87]Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
[01:26.91]this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
[01:30.09]like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
[01:32.85]Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
[01:37.08]‘cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
[01:40.92]Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
[01:44.79]and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
[01:48.45]as I do my little kooky dance.
[01:50.76]And then she told me to shush.
[01:56.01]‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
[01:59.58]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[02:04.80]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[02:14.55]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[02:22.50]When she grinds me against her will
[02:27.21]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[02:37.71]So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
[02:42.60]So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
[02:46.08]is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
[02:48.36]with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
[02:50.85]resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
[02:54.90]Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
[02:58.50]I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
[03:01.74]Got to nail her back at her trailer.
[03:03.60]Heh. That rhymes.
[03:07.32]I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
[03:10.20]when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
[03:13.68]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[03:19.20]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[03:28.62]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[03:36.57]When she grinds me against her will
[03:41.28]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[04:00.09]There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
[04:03.18]when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
[04:09.90]So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
[04:13.89]You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
[04:20.64]in an eighteen-wheeler.
[04:22.47]I never thought missing children could be so sexy .
[04:26.16]Did I say that out loud?
[04:27.75]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[04:33.27]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[04:42.69]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[04:50.64]When she grinds me against her will
[04:55.32]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
📝 纯歌词版本
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
‘cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy .
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:09.72]I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
[00:13.44]That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
[00:18.66]It had been a while.
[00:20.34]In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
[00:23.73]since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
[00:28.05]I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
[00:35.58]Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
[00:39.72]milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
[00:44.07]Name was Russell.
[00:45.51]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[00:50.76]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[01:00.03]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[01:08.46]When she grinds me against her will
[01:13.14]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[01:18.87]Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
[01:26.91]this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
[01:30.09]like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
[01:32.85]Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
[01:37.08]‘cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
[01:40.92]Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
[01:44.79]and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
[01:48.45]as I do my little kooky dance.
[01:50.76]And then she told me to shush.
[01:56.01]‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
[01:59.58]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[02:04.80]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[02:14.55]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[02:22.50]When she grinds me against her will
[02:27.21]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[02:37.71]So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
[02:42.60]So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
[02:46.08]is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
[02:48.36]with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
[02:50.85]resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
[02:54.90]Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
[02:58.50]I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
[03:01.74]Got to nail her back at her trailer.
[03:03.60]Heh. That rhymes.
[03:07.32]I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
[03:10.20]when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
[03:13.68]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[03:19.20]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[03:28.62]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[03:36.57]When she grinds me against her will
[03:41.28]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[04:00.09]There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
[04:03.18]when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
[04:09.90]So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
[04:13.89]You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
[04:20.64]in an eighteen-wheeler.
[04:22.47]I never thought missing children could be so sexy .
[04:26.16]Did I say that out loud?
[04:27.75]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[04:33.27]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[04:42.69]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[04:50.64]When she grinds me against her will
[04:55.32]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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