Look at my facial hair
(Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere, Where'd you get that beard?)
I grew it
(How do you keep it so clean?)
I shampoo it
(Yeah!)
I really wish I could grow a mustache (Why don't you?)
Well, frankly, I don't have the cash
You gotta take care of your facial hair
Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare
The elements of style, for the beard owner
The essential manual, for owners of beards
Trim it, cut it, comb it, style it
Clean it, and scent with violet
Love it, but don't get violent
Rub it, but not in public
Eat with it, but don't get messy
The only rule is keep it classy
I was on a fishing boat and I tried to grow a beard but it wouldn't float (Oh no)
Three weeks later, out at sea I realized this beard wasn't working for me (uh uh)
I tried to shave it off but I had no cream, everyone on the boat could hear me scream! (Ahhhhhh)
The elements of style, for the beard owner
The essential manual, for owners of beards
Love for me and love for you
Love for each other, baby be my boo
Love for me and love for you
Lust for my beard, look at what I grew
(x2)
Look at my sexy facial hair
Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere!
(x2)
It's everywhere, it's everywhere
(x3)
🎵 LRC歌词版本
Look at my facial hair
(Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere, Where'd you get that beard?)
I grew it
(How do you keep it so clean?)
I shampoo it
(Yeah!)
I really wish I could grow a mustache (Why don't you?)
Well, frankly, I don't have the cash
You gotta take care of your facial hair
Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare
The elements of style, for the beard owner
The essential manual, for owners of beards
Trim it, cut it, comb it, style it
Clean it, and scent with violet
Love it, but don't get violent
Rub it, but not in public
Eat with it, but don't get messy
The only rule is keep it classy
I was on a fishing boat and I tried to grow a beard but it wouldn't float (Oh no)
Three weeks later, out at sea I realized this beard wasn't working for me (uh uh)
I tried to shave it off but I had no cream, everyone on the boat could hear me scream! (Ahhhhhh)
The elements of style, for the beard owner
The essential manual, for owners of beards
Love for me and love for you
Love for each other, baby be my boo
Love for me and love for you
Lust for my beard, look at what I grew
(x2)
Look at my sexy facial hair
Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere!
(x2)
It's everywhere, it's everywhere
(x3)
📝 纯歌词版本
Look at my facial hair
(Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere, Where'd you get that beard?)
I grew it
(How do you keep it so clean?)
I shampoo it
(Yeah!)
I really wish I could grow a mustache (Why don't you?)
Well, frankly, I don't have the cash
You gotta take care of your facial hair
Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare
The elements of style, for the beard owner
The essential manual, for owners of beards
Trim it, cut it, comb it, style it
Clean it, and scent with violet
Love it, but don't get violent
Rub it, but not in public
Eat with it, but don't get messy
The only rule is keep it classy
I was on a fishing boat and I tried to grow a beard but it wouldn't float (Oh no)
Three weeks later, out at sea I realized this beard wasn't working for me (uh uh)
I tried to shave it off but I had no cream, everyone on the boat could hear me scream! (Ahhhhhh)
The elements of style, for the beard owner
The essential manual, for owners of beards
Love for me and love for you
Love for each other, baby be my boo
Love for me and love for you
Lust for my beard, look at what I grew
(x2)
Look at my sexy facial hair
Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere!
(x2)
It's everywhere, it's everywhere
(x3)
🎵 LRC歌词版本
Look at my facial hair
(Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere, Where'd you get that beard?)
I grew it
(How do you keep it so clean?)
I shampoo it
(Yeah!)
I really wish I could grow a mustache (Why don't you?)
Well, frankly, I don't have the cash
You gotta take care of your facial hair
Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare
The elements of style, for the beard owner
The essential manual, for owners of beards
Trim it, cut it, comb it, style it
Clean it, and scent with violet
Love it, but don't get violent
Rub it, but not in public
Eat with it, but don't get messy
The only rule is keep it classy
I was on a fishing boat and I tried to grow a beard but it wouldn't float (Oh no)
Three weeks later, out at sea I realized this beard wasn't working for me (uh uh)
I tried to shave it off but I had no cream, everyone on the boat could hear me scream! (Ahhhhhh)
The elements of style, for the beard owner
The essential manual, for owners of beards
Love for me and love for you
Love for each other, baby be my boo
Love for me and love for you
Lust for my beard, look at what I grew
(x2)
Look at my sexy facial hair
Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere!
(x2)
It's everywhere, it's everywhere
(x3)
I don't see the way, the way you see
Or feel the way you're feeling
But I can see how you look
And I can feel how your skin feels
Uh-Yeah-Oooh-Yeah! u...
She sweet-talked me all night long
But it did not fill me up
Oh, no, no, no!
She wanted to get some play
but I told her to stay away
Come on girl, sav...
I like it when you say you've got a gun in your bag
That's so hot, that's so hot
I like it when you say you're gonna kill JT
Turns me on, turns me on
...
......
She like the way I comb my hair
I like the way I do it too
She's on her grind gettin' money
Nocturnal house at the zoo
Black light fantasy
I'm ...
Staying cool keeping warm
Staying dry out in the storm
Staying cool looking fresh
I'm gonna meet you in the flesh
(x2)
Bring it back all the way
Bring...
She is a dangerous outlaw
(She's got the boys all makin' noise)
She's hot, but she's a liar
(She's got the boys like little toys)
Hush, hush girl, you...
Suckers wanna roll tryin' to get that gold
But they never gonna get your daughter that way
Brothers like me know to be squeaky clean
Play it cool for ...
Keep it strictly on the dance floor
Otherwise what's your booty for?
Girl, you know that I can deliver
Satisfaction shoot to shiver
And if you wanna s...