作词 : Sara Bareilles
作曲 : Sara Bareilles
Becky: Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
Jenna: Wh-? I don't wanna know.
Becky: Come on honey, you've waited long enough
Becky, Dawn: Get to it and do it!
Jenna: Wh- okay, girls! Enough!
Becky, Dawn: You know what we mean
Dawn: I hope you drank enough this morning
Becky: Come on, sweetie, it's better to know
We'll be right here with you, so...
Dawn: It's no or it's yes
But either way you gotta take the test
Becky: A squat and a squeeze
A prayer and a please
It's nothing
Dawn: A stick and a line
Jenna: Just one of 'em, if I'm lucky
Becky, Dawn: A pot and a piss
Here we go, sis
And we'll keep our focus on
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: The negative!
Becky: Read the instructions.
Dawn: (Read in spanish)
Becky: English!
Dawn: Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
Becky: Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn.
Jenna: How's I ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night in that stupid red dress
Dawn: Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit.
Becky: Stay with us, Dawn!
Dawn: Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
What if his boys don't swim?! I mean, wow! Miraculous luck!
Becky: Yeah, miraculous! To get away with an unprotected f-
Jenna: Funny how one night can ruin your whole life
Becky, Dawn: Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says
Jenna: I'm already panicked!
Becky: Just calm down, Godammit!
Dawn: Maybe it'll all be fine
Becky, Dawn: Maybe there'll be just one line
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: Come on, negative!
Dawn: I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?
Jenna: Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband.
Becky: Honey, we've all made that mistake.
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: Focus on the negative!
Becky: This will all be alright
Dawn: It was only one night
Jenna: Someone send me a sign
Becky, Dawn: One line
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: One line
Becky, Dawn: That means the test is ready
This is it...
Jenna: ...****
[00:00.000] 作词 : Sara Bareilles
[00:00.617] 作曲 : Sara Bareilles
[00:01.235]Becky: Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
[00:03.882]Jenna: Wh-? I don't wanna know.
[00:06.371]Becky: Come on honey, you've waited long enough
[00:09.916]Becky, Dawn: Get to it and do it!
[00:12.187]Jenna: Wh- okay, girls! Enough!
[00:13.435]Becky, Dawn: You know what we mean
[00:15.395]Dawn: I hope you drank enough this morning
[00:19.891]Becky: Come on, sweetie, it's better to know
[00:23.434]We'll be right here with you, so...
[00:26.590]Dawn: It's no or it's yes
[00:29.542]But either way you gotta take the test
[00:33.442]Becky: A squat and a squeeze
[00:34.547]A prayer and a please
[00:35.792]It's nothing
[00:36.466]Dawn: A stick and a line
[00:38.107]Jenna: Just one of 'em, if I'm lucky
[00:39.921]Becky, Dawn: A pot and a piss
[00:41.202]Here we go, sis
[00:43.363]And we'll keep our focus on
[00:46.451]Jenna, Becky, Dawn: The negative!
[00:48.867]Becky: Read the instructions.
[00:49.891]Dawn: (Read in spanish)
[00:52.595]Becky: English!
[00:53.982]Dawn: Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
[00:56.610]Becky: Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn.
[01:00.200]Jenna: How's I ever get myself in this mess?
[01:03.370]One drunk night in that stupid red dress
[01:06.741]Dawn: Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit.
[01:11.499]Becky: Stay with us, Dawn!
[01:13.491]Dawn: Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
[01:16.624]What if his boys don't swim?! I mean, wow! Miraculous luck!
[01:21.499]Becky: Yeah, miraculous! To get away with an unprotected f-
[01:26.570]Jenna: Funny how one night can ruin your whole life
[01:29.843]Becky, Dawn: Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says
[01:33.170]Jenna: I'm already panicked!
[01:34.733]Becky: Just calm down, Godammit!
[01:36.668]Dawn: Maybe it'll all be fine
[01:39.807]Becky, Dawn: Maybe there'll be just one line
[01:42.594]Jenna, Becky, Dawn: Come on, negative!
[01:44.730]Dawn: I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?
[01:47.747]Jenna: Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband.
[01:52.144]Becky: Honey, we've all made that mistake.
[01:54.955]Jenna, Becky, Dawn: Focus on the negative!
[01:57.822]Becky: This will all be alright
[02:00.167]Dawn: It was only one night
[02:04.094]Jenna: Someone send me a sign
[02:07.097]Becky, Dawn: One line
[02:08.354]Jenna, Becky, Dawn: One line
[02:10.059]Becky, Dawn: That means the test is ready
[02:14.046]This is it...
[02:15.939]Jenna: ...****