Your life is sxxt
Sxxt
Your life is bogus
Bull
Your life is trite
Cry
Your life is hell
Hell
I'm gonna die
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I'm going to die
With my libido
I'm gonna die
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I'm going to die
Don't fxck with me
Your life is sxxt
Sxxt
Your life is clean
It's clean
Your life is lame
Without some friends
Your life is stale, frail
Frail
I'm going to die
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I'm on a hill
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I'm gonna die
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I'm on a hill
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I'm going to die
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I'm on a hill
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I'm going to die
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I'm going to die
Watch the pain!
Your life is sxxt
I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
And you're gonna wish that you did
Gonna retire on the profits
First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf
With my 800 dollar a month tax free Century21 shop
And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups
I've accumulated over the past 62 years
Then I'm going to get some plywood
I'm going to get some plywood
And cut them up into two by two feet squares
Then I'm going to get some burlap
And I'm going to cut them into two by two feet squares
And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
And then I'm going to go to the beach
I'm going to go to the beach
And I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood
And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood
And glue them onto the plywood and burlap
And sell 'em for lots of money
People will be paying top dollar
For my kids' new used new toys and clothing
Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress
I've been sleeping on
I'm gonna die
Start a new union
I'm on a hill
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I'm gonna die
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I'm gonna cry
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I'm gonna die
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I'm gonna die
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I'm gonna die
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I'm gonna die
Watch the pain!
[00:13.120]Your life is sxxt
[00:15.616]Sxxt
[00:18.380]Your life is bogus
[00:21.373]Bull
[00:24.369]Your life is trite
[00:27.122]Cry
[00:29.372]Your life is hell
[00:32.125]Hell
[00:35.121]I'm gonna die
[00:36.373]Start a new union
[00:37.617]I'm going to die
[00:39.115]With my libido
[00:40.367]I'm gonna die
[00:42.122]Start a new union
[00:43.620]I'm going to die
[00:44.872]Don't fxck with me
[00:51.873]Your life is sxxt
[00:55.367]Sxxt
[00:57.376]Your life is clean
[00:59.872]It's clean
[01:03.125]Your life is lame
[01:05.621]Without some friends
[01:08.617]Your life is stale, frail
[01:12.876]Frail
[01:14.373]I'm going to die
[01:15.617]Start a new union
[01:16.869]I'm on a hill
[01:18.367]Help my libido
[01:19.877]I'm gonna die
[01:21.120]Start a new union
[01:22.372]I'm on a hill
[01:23.870]Help my libido
[01:25.625]I'm going to die
[01:26.623]Start a new union
[01:27.876]I'm on a hill
[01:29.374]Help my libido
[01:30.871]I'm going to die
[01:32.127]Start a new union
[01:33.624]I'm going to die
[01:34.877]Watch the pain!
[01:47.369]Your life is sxxt
[01:53.118]I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
[01:58.376]I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
[02:02.370]And you're gonna wish that you did
[02:05.377]Gonna retire on the profits
[02:09.370]First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
[02:14.121]And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf
[02:15.119]With my 800 dollar a month tax free Century21 shop
[02:23.378]And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
[02:29.620]Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups
[02:33.868]I've accumulated over the past 62 years
[02:41.368]Then I'm going to get some plywood
[02:44.122]I'm going to get some plywood
[02:45.379]And cut them up into two by two feet squares
[02:48.983]Then I'm going to get some burlap
[02:50.992]And I'm going to cut them into two by two feet squares
[02:53.231]And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
[02:56.483]And then I'm going to go to the beach
[02:58.235]I'm going to go to the beach
[02:59.491]And I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood
[03:02.486]And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood
[03:04.737]And glue them onto the plywood and burlap
[03:10.485]And sell 'em for lots of money
[03:14.733]People will be paying top dollar
[03:15.989]For my kids' new used new toys and clothing
[03:22.733]Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress
[03:25.985]I've been sleeping on
[03:28.493]I'm gonna die
[03:29.734]Start a new union
[03:31.244]I'm on a hill
[03:32.741]Help my libido
[03:33.984]I'm gonna die
[03:35.482]Start a new union
[03:36.991]I'm gonna cry
[03:38.232]Help my libido
[03:39.742]I'm gonna die
[03:41.239]Start a new union
[03:42.737]I'm gonna die
[03:43.992]Help my libido
[03:45.233]I'm gonna die
[03:46.743]Start a new union
[03:48.240]I'm gonna die
[03:49.738]Watch the pain!