作词 : Mayur Puri
作曲 : Mayur Puri
Mujhe yaad hain woh baatein
Mere bachpan ki
Daddy kehte thhe khota sikka
Chalega nahi
Mummy pyar se khilati
Daal chawal aur dahi
Maa ke hathon ka woh jaadu
Five Star mein nahi
Marr marr ke mili college degree
Meri job ek tragedy hai joke salary
Ek ladki mili thi
Woh bhi dump kar gayi
Dump hone ko baitha hoon
Koi mile toh sahi
Banda seedha Rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Kaam ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhad-da main
Kisi ladki ko chhede koi
Toh Dishoom
Kare cheating aur khele koi
Toh Dishoom
Mere India ko bura kahan
Toh Dishoom
Jan Gan pe na khada hua
Toh Dishoom
Toh dishoom,
toh dishoom
Toh Dishoom..
~~Music~~
Bathroom mein Kishore Da ke gaane gata hu
Katy Perry ki photo sang leke nahata hu
Mere aaju baju bikini main babes nachdi
But life koi 'Honey Singh' ka video nahi
Din ko me chaahe jitna bhi Hero hota hu
Raaton ko takiye ki jhapi leke sota hu
Kabhi kabhi kisi party me zyada ho gayi toh
Yaad karke purani batein khoob rota hu
Banda seedha Rab da main
Ditto tere varga main
Ek wari hath fadd laan taan
Phir kadi nahi chhad-da main
Ram Rahim ladaaye koi
Toh Dishoom
Chote bachchn ko daraaye koi
Toh Dishoom
Nasha karke jo aaye koi
Toh Dishoom
Mere bhai ko sataaye koi
Toh Dishoom
Toh dishoom,
toh dishoom
Toh dishoom..
~~Music~~
Raftaar Rap :
Kabhi na karo main kaam koi aisa
Ke jisse jhuke meri gardan
Jeeta hun cheetah hun
Paapo se sikha hoon
Mujhpe main kuch hai burden
Jaise har dam
Ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise
Chhote sapno ke liye jodun
Paise paise paise..
Arre kaise kaise kaam kare
Ta ki naam bane
Duniya dekh ke mujhko
Bhaijaan ram ram kare
Par dhyan rahein mujhko kabhi na chedna
Dene me ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der na
Oh banda seedha Rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Kaam ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhad-da main
Khud apni badhayi kari
Toh Dishoom
Ratta maar ke padhai kari
Toh Dishoom
Rishwat leke kaam kiya
Toh Dishoom
Raste pe traffic jam kiya
Toh Dishoom
Public bhadkaye koi
Toh Dishoom
Meri bandi ko pataaye koi
Toh Dishoom
Kal picture main phone baja
Toh Dishoom
Gaana sunke naa aaya mazaa
Toh Dishoom
Toh dishoom,
toh dishoom
Toh dishoom..
[00:00.000] 作词 : Mayur Puri
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Mayur Puri
[00:23.123]Mujhe yaad hain woh baatein
[00:24.860]Mere bachpan ki
[00:25.870]Daddy kehte thhe khota sikka
[00:27.610]Chalega nahi
[00:28.869]Mummy pyar se khilati
[00:30.364]Daal chawal aur dahi
[00:31.872]Maa ke hathon ka woh jaadu
[00:33.113]Five Star mein nahi
[00:34.622]Marr marr ke mili college degree
[00:37.511]Meri job ek tragedy hai joke salary
[00:40.516]Ek ladki mili thi
[00:42.016]Woh bhi dump kar gayi
[00:43.521]Dump hone ko baitha hoon
[00:45.012]Koi mile toh sahi
[00:46.521]Banda seedha Rab da main
[00:49.516]Ditto tere warga main
[00:52.270]Kaam ghalat koi karda te
[00:55.265]Phir na usko chhad-da main
[00:57.773]Kisi ladki ko chhede koi
[00:59.766]Toh Dishoom
[01:01.010]Kare cheating aur khele koi
[01:02.519]Toh Dishoom
[01:03.518]Mere India ko bura kahan
[01:05.514]Toh Dishoom
[01:06.513]Jan Gan pe na khada hua
[01:08.269]Toh Dishoom
[01:11.924]Toh dishoom,
[01:15.167]toh dishoom
[01:17.667]Toh Dishoom..
[01:20.915]~~Music~~
[01:32.419]Bathroom mein Kishore Da ke gaane gata hu
[01:35.666]Katy Perry ki photo sang leke nahata hu
[01:38.172]Mere aaju baju bikini main babes nachdi
[01:41.172]But life koi 'Honey Singh' ka video nahi
[01:43.920]Din ko me chaahe jitna bhi Hero hota hu
[01:46.680]Raaton ko takiye ki jhapi leke sota hu
[01:49.671]Kabhi kabhi kisi party me zyada ho gayi toh
[01:52.666]Yaad karke purani batein khoob rota hu
[01:55.922]Banda seedha Rab da main
[01:59.170]Ditto tere varga main
[02:01.917]Ek wari hath fadd laan taan
[02:04.671]Phir kadi nahi chhad-da main
[02:06.913]Ram Rahim ladaaye koi
[02:09.174]Toh Dishoom
[02:09.919]Chote bachchn ko daraaye koi
[02:11.921]Toh Dishoom
[02:13.167]Nasha karke jo aaye koi
[02:14.919]Toh Dishoom
[02:15.919]Mere bhai ko sataaye koi
[02:17.680]Toh Dishoom
[02:20.915]Toh dishoom,
[02:24.421]toh dishoom
[02:27.170]Toh dishoom..
[02:29.321]~~Music~~
[02:52.565]Raftaar Rap :
[02:53.563]Kabhi na karo main kaam koi aisa
[02:55.069]Ke jisse jhuke meri gardan
[02:56.568]Jeeta hun cheetah hun
[02:57.578]Paapo se sikha hoon
[02:58.566]Mujhpe main kuch hai burden
[02:59.954]Jaise har dam
[03:01.206]Ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise
[03:02.451]Chhote sapno ke liye jodun
[03:04.389]Paise paise paise..
[03:05.890]Arre kaise kaise kaam kare
[03:06.530]Ta ki naam bane
[03:08.036]Duniya dekh ke mujhko
[03:09.525]Bhaijaan ram ram kare
[03:11.032]Par dhyan rahein mujhko kabhi na chedna
[03:13.780]Dene me ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der na
[03:17.025]Oh banda seedha Rab da main
[03:19.775]Ditto tere warga main
[03:22.770]Kaam ghalat koi karda te
[03:25.524]Phir na usko chhad-da main
[03:28.032]Khud apni badhayi kari
[03:30.028]Toh Dishoom
[03:31.026]Ratta maar ke padhai kari
[03:32.776]Toh Dishoom
[03:33.777]Rishwat leke kaam kiya
[03:35.778]Toh Dishoom
[03:36.772]Raste pe traffic jam kiya
[03:38.786]Toh Dishoom
[03:39.782]Public bhadkaye koi
[03:41.522]Toh Dishoom
[03:42.520]Meri bandi ko pataaye koi
[03:44.528]Toh Dishoom
[03:45.536]Kal picture main phone baja
[03:47.277]Toh Dishoom
[03:48.531]Gaana sunke naa aaya mazaa
[03:50.284]Toh Dishoom
[03:53.788]Toh dishoom,
[03:56.784]toh dishoom
[03:59.782]Toh dishoom..