JENNA:
OMG
Chlo, answer me
Whoa, wait until I tell you what I heard!
It’s too ****ing to type
This shit is ripe
Call back, I’ll yell you every word
CHLOE:
Jenna Rolan calling
Jenna Rolan calling
Jenna Rolan calling
Hey
JENNA:
Oh my God
Oh my God
Okay
So
At the end of last night’s party
Very end of last night’s party
Did you see Rich?
CHLOE:
Oh, I saw Rich.
JENNA:
So, he’s behaving hazy
Like a tweakin’ junky
Flailing crazy
Like a freakin’ monkey
CHLOE:
He’s gotta learn to handle his high
Shouldn’t drink so much for a small guy
JENNA:
Right, but he wasn’t drunk
CHLOE:
The Hell you say, Jenna?
JENNA:
Yo! He wasn’t drunk
CHLOE:
The Hell you say, Jenna?
JENNA:
No!
Because I heard from Dustin Kropp
That rich had barely touched a drop
Which means that you can’t blame the things he did on alcohol
It’s just so terrible, I don’t want to relive it all
But do you want me to tell you?
CHLOE:
Spit it out, spit it out
JENNA:
You really want me to tell you?
CHLOE:
Spit it out, spit it out
JENNA:
I’ll tell you ‘cause you are my closest friend
CHLOE:
No, I’m not
JENNA:
Yeah, I know
But here’s what happened at the party’s end
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
Oh
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
Oh
I thought I was dreaming
Everybody was screaming
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
CHLOE:
OMG
Brooke, answer me
Whoa, wait until I tell you what I saw
BROOKE:
Ignore
CHLOE:
And also
Space
And frowny face
(spoken)
I’m sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party but it was totally his fault and let’s not let boys come between us ever ever again, mmkay?
Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw.
BROOKE (spoken):
Hey.
CHLOE (spoken):
We cool?
BROOKE (spoken):
We are?
CHLOE:
Okay, so--
At the end of last night’s party
Very end of last night’s party
Did you see Rich?
BROOKE:
No, I was crying
CHLOE:
He’s behaving weird
And I was frightened
Cuz I feared
His state was heightened
BROOKE:
He’s gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
He shouldn’t get so high for a tiny guy
CHLOE, BROOKE:
He’s gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
He shouldn’t get so high for a tiny guy
CHLOE:
Right, but he wasn’t high
So you can’t blame the things he did on pot
It just so awful so I’ll talk about it a lot
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
Oh
I thought I was dreaming
Everybody was screaming
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
JENNA:
Hey, everybody, have you heard?
Rich set a fire now go spread the word
BROOKE:
Sending a text!
ALL:
Text!
BROOKE:
Sending a tweet!
ALL:
Tweet!
BROOKE:
Sending a text!
ALL:
Text!
BROOKE:
Tweet!
ALL:
Tweet!
Release the information
Step and repeat
BROOKE:
I’ll spread the word
ALL:
Word!
BROOKE:
That Rich is flecked
ALL:
Flecked?
BROOKE:
The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set A Fire) - Katie Ladner, Katlyn Carlson, Lauren Marcus, 'Be More Chill' Ensemble - Be More Chill (Original Cast Recording) - No, I meant shit
Does that say flecked?
Sorry, guys, it’s just my autocorrect
ALL:
Always be aware of autocorrect
R-i-c-h, can’t you see?
Just how much I care about your tragedy
I changed my profile pic to you
Now I fully understand what you’re going through
R-i-c-h, it’s a drag
I read she read they read you’re in a body bag
R-i-c-h, can’t you see?
Just how much I love your tragedy?
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
Oh
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
It was so terribly gory
I got the whole bloody story
And yeah, I wasn’t quite there
But I know what happened, I swear
When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down
When Rich set a fire and he leveled the town
When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay
When Rich set a fire ‘cause he knew he was gay
When Rich set a fire and he melted his head
When Rich set a fire and is totally dead
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
Burned it down
Whoa
Yeah yeah yeah
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Burned it down
Whoa
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Yeah yeah yeah
Burned it down
Whoa
Did you hear? Did you hear?
That Rich set a fire and he burned down the
Rich set a fire and he burned down the
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
He told me ‘cause he’s my best friend
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
Send!
[00:01.806]JENNA:
[00:03.262]OMG
[00:04.277]Chlo, answer me
[00:05.669]Whoa, wait until I tell you what I heard!
[00:11.913]It’s too ****ing to type
[00:13.409]This shit is ripe
[00:14.745]Call back, I’ll yell you every word
[00:19.941]CHLOE:
[00:20.645]Jenna Rolan calling
[00:21.741]Jenna Rolan calling
[00:23.109]Jenna Rolan calling
[00:24.493]Hey
[00:24.732]JENNA:
[00:24.941]Oh my God
[00:25.117]Oh my God
[00:25.341]Okay
[00:25.629]So
[00:25.852]At the end of last night’s party
[00:28.797]Very end of last night’s party
[00:31.452]Did you see Rich?
[00:32.909]CHLOE:
[00:33.077]Oh, I saw Rich.
[00:34.237]JENNA:
[00:34.428]So, he’s behaving hazy
[00:35.739]Like a tweakin’ junky
[00:37.155]Flailing crazy
[00:38.627]Like a freakin’ monkey
[00:40.075]CHLOE:
[00:40.299]He’s gotta learn to handle his high
[00:42.579]Shouldn’t drink so much for a small guy
[00:45.243]JENNA:
[00:45.435]Right, but he wasn’t drunk
[00:46.907]CHLOE:
[00:47.059]The Hell you say, Jenna?
[00:48.619]JENNA:
[00:48.763]Yo! He wasn’t drunk
[00:49.619]CHLOE:
[00:49.771]The Hell you say, Jenna?
[00:51.059]JENNA:
[00:51.219]No!
[00:51.587]Because I heard from Dustin Kropp
[00:54.267]That rich had barely touched a drop
[00:56.979]Which means that you can’t blame the things he did on alcohol
[01:03.089]It’s just so terrible, I don’t want to relive it all
[01:08.703]But do you want me to tell you?
[01:10.175]CHLOE:
[01:10.327]Spit it out, spit it out
[01:11.695]JENNA:
[01:11.831]You really want me to tell you?
[01:12.775]CHLOE:
[01:12.927]Spit it out, spit it out
[01:14.375]JENNA:
[01:14.511]I’ll tell you ‘cause you are my closest friend
[01:18.261]CHLOE:
[01:18.357]No, I’m not
[01:18.828]JENNA:
[01:18.965]Yeah, I know
[01:19.605]But here’s what happened at the party’s end
[01:26.089]Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[01:30.303]Oh
[01:31.359]Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[01:35.853]Oh
[01:36.796]I thought I was dreaming
[01:38.500]Everybody was screaming
[01:41.516]When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[01:44.045]When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[01:48.143]CHLOE:
[01:50.318]OMG
[01:51.111]Brooke, answer me
[01:52.470]Whoa, wait until I tell you what I saw
[01:57.299]BROOKE:
[01:57.443]Ignore
[01:58.252]CHLOE:
[01:58.395]And also
[01:59.307]Space
[01:59.667]And frowny face
[02:01.059](spoken)
[02:01.228]I’m sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party but it was totally his fault and let’s not let boys come between us ever ever again, mmkay?
[02:06.173]Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw.
[02:08.589]BROOKE (spoken):
[02:08.821]Hey.
[02:11.109]CHLOE (spoken):
[02:11.293]We cool?
[02:11.557]BROOKE (spoken):
[02:11.717]We are?
[02:12.013]CHLOE:
[02:12.333]Okay, so--
[02:12.605]At the end of last night’s party
[02:15.109]Very end of last night’s party
[02:15.957]Did you see Rich?
[02:16.565]BROOKE:
[02:16.957]No, I was crying
[02:17.989]CHLOE:
[02:18.141]He’s behaving weird
[02:19.565]And I was frightened
[02:20.981]Cuz I feared
[02:22.141]His state was heightened
[02:23.565]BROOKE:
[02:23.957]He’s gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
[02:26.205]He shouldn’t get so high for a tiny guy
[02:29.005]CHLOE, BROOKE:
[02:29.197]He’s gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
[02:31.629]He shouldn’t get so high for a tiny guy
[02:34.213]CHLOE:
[02:34.357]Right, but he wasn’t high
[02:36.072]So you can’t blame the things he did on pot
[02:40.694]It just so awful so I’ll talk about it a lot
[02:46.436]Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[02:50.246]Oh
[02:51.647]I thought I was dreaming
[02:53.278]Everybody was screaming
[02:55.846]When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[02:58.990]When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[03:04.585]JENNA:
[03:05.161]Hey, everybody, have you heard?
[03:07.457]Rich set a fire now go spread the word
[03:10.329]BROOKE:
[03:10.481]Sending a text!
[03:11.785]ALL:
[03:11.945]Text!
[03:13.065]BROOKE:
[03:13.209]Sending a tweet!
[03:13.929]ALL:
[03:14.657]Tweet!
[03:15.697]BROOKE:
[03:15.889]Sending a text!
[03:16.953]ALL:
[03:17.105]Text!
[03:17.257]BROOKE:
[03:17.505]Tweet!
[03:18.113]ALL:
[03:18.273]Tweet!
[03:18.953]Release the information
[03:19.985]Step and repeat
[03:21.281]BROOKE:
[03:21.433]I’ll spread the word
[03:22.441]ALL:
[03:22.649]Word!
[03:24.121]BROOKE:
[03:24.281]That Rich is flecked
[03:25.489]ALL:
[03:25.665]Flecked?
[03:26.777]BROOKE:
[03:26.921]The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set A Fire) - Katie Ladner, Katlyn Carlson, Lauren Marcus, 'Be More Chill' Ensemble - Be More Chill (Original Cast Recording) - No, I meant shit
[03:28.329]Does that say flecked?
[03:29.369]Sorry, guys, it’s just my autocorrect
[03:33.082]ALL:
[03:33.242]Always be aware of autocorrect
[03:35.682]R-i-c-h, can’t you see?
[03:38.210]Just how much I care about your tragedy
[03:41.170]I changed my profile pic to you
[03:44.018]Now I fully understand what you’re going through
[03:46.810]R-i-c-h, it’s a drag
[03:49.699]I read she read they read you’re in a body bag
[03:52.474]R-i-c-h, can’t you see?
[03:55.258]Just how much I love your tragedy?
[04:27.857]Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[04:31.400]Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[04:31.608]Oh
[04:32.704]Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[04:36.500]It was so terribly gory
[04:38.916]I got the whole bloody story
[04:41.572]And yeah, I wasn’t quite there
[04:43.260]But I know what happened, I swear
[04:46.140]When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down
[04:48.748]When Rich set a fire and he leveled the town
[04:51.180]When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay
[04:53.868]When Rich set a fire ‘cause he knew he was gay
[04:56.188]When Rich set a fire and he melted his head
[04:58.716]When Rich set a fire and is totally dead
[05:00.756]When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[05:04.788]Burned it down
[05:05.604]Whoa
[05:06.436]Yeah yeah yeah
[05:07.892]Did you hear? Did you hear?
[05:08.956]Burned it down
[05:10.308]Whoa
[05:11.340]Did you hear? Did you hear?
[05:12.766]Yeah yeah yeah
[05:13.668]Burned it down
[05:14.988]Whoa
[05:16.052]Did you hear? Did you hear?
[05:17.492]That Rich set a fire and he burned down the
[05:20.292]Rich set a fire and he burned down the
[05:21.620]Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
[05:24.548]He told me ‘cause he’s my best friend
[05:28.688]Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
[05:30.744]Send!
[05:32.360]