Man Ain't Like a Dog Skit

歌手: Djay • 时间:

📝 纯歌词版本

See
man ain't like a dog.
And when I say "man,"
I'm talking about man as in mankind,
not man as in men.
Because men,
well, we a lot like a dog.
You know, we like to piss on things.
Sniff a d**k when we can.
Even get a little pink hard on the way they do.
We territorial as ****
you know,we gonna protect our own.
But man,
he know about death.
Got him a sense of history.
Got religion.
See
a dog, man,
a dog don't know shit about no birthdays or Christmas
or Easter bunny, none of that shit.
And one day God gonna come calling,
so, you know, they going through life carefree.
But people like you and me, man, we, we always guessing.
Wondering, "What if?" You know what I mean?
So when you say to me,
"Hey, I don't think we should be doing this," ”
I gotta say, baby, I don't think we need to be doing this neither,
but we ain't gonna get no move on in this world, lying around in the sun,
licking our ass all day.
I mean, we man.
I mean, you a woman and all, but we man.
So with this said,
you tell me what it is you wanna do with your life
I don't know.
I mean, I guess I could, like...
Hold up a second
What's happening with you, man?
You like what you see, huh?
Look here, baby, it break down like this:
Twenty in the front, 40 in the back.
Hello?
Why don't you walk over there and explain it to that nigga.

🎵 LRC歌词版本

[00:00.32]See
[00:01.57]man ain't like a dog.
[00:04.22]And when I say "man,"
[00:06.40]I'm talking about man as in mankind,
[00:08.28]not man as in men.
[00:10.26]Because men,
[00:11.93]well, we a lot like a dog.
[00:13.88]You know, we like to piss on things.
[00:17.63]Sniff a d**k when we can.
[00:20.05]Even get a little pink hard on the way they do.
[00:23.44]We territorial as ****
[00:24.44]you know,we gonna protect our own.
[00:27.11]But man,
[00:29.57]he know about death.
[00:32.62]Got him a sense of history.
[00:34.75]Got religion.
[00:37.12]See
[00:38.52]a dog, man,
[00:40.70]a dog don't know shit about no birthdays or Christmas
[00:43.86]or Easter bunny, none of that shit.
[00:47.38]And one day God gonna come calling,
[00:49.04]so, you know, they going through life carefree.
[00:51.26]But people like you and me, man, we, we always guessing.
[00:55.31]Wondering, "What if?" You know what I mean?
[01:00.19]So when you say to me,
[01:01.76]"Hey, I don't think we should be doing this," ”
[01:04.13]I gotta say, baby, I don't think we need to be doing this neither,
[01:06.90]but we ain't gonna get no move on in this world, lying around in the sun,
[01:10.37]licking our ass all day.
[01:12.55]I mean, we man.
[01:14.43]I mean, you a woman and all, but we man.
[01:18.47]So with this said,
[01:22.22]you tell me what it is you wanna do with your life
[01:40.37]I don't know.
[01:42.95]I mean, I guess I could, like...
[01:44.58]Hold up a second
[01:50.01]What's happening with you, man?
[01:54.94]You like what you see, huh?
[01:59.88]Look here, baby, it break down like this:
[02:02.94]Twenty in the front, 40 in the back.
[02:06.93]Hello?
[02:10.56]Why don't you walk over there and explain it to that nigga.

🌍 纯翻译歌词

听着
人类可不像狗
当我说"人类"时
我指的是整个人类物种
不是单指男性
因为男人嘛
我们确实挺像狗的
你知道 我们喜欢到处撒尿
逮着机会就闻别人裤裆
甚至下面也会像狗那样发硬变粉
领地意识强得要命
你懂的 总要保护自己的地盘
但人类
他懂得死亡的意义
拥有历史意识
信仰宗教
你看
狗啊老兄
狗才不懂什么生日圣诞
复活节兔子 这些统统不懂
反正总有一天上帝会召唤
所以它们活得无忧无虑
但像你我这样的人 总在猜疑
整天想着"万一呢" 懂我意思吗
所以当你说
"嘿 我觉得我们不该这么做"
我得说 宝贝 我也觉得不该
但成天躺着晒太阳舔屁股
在这世上能有什么出息
毕竟我们是人类
虽然你是女人 但我们是男人啊
所以话说回来
告诉我你的人生想怎么过
我不知道
我是说 也许我可以...
等一下
你怎么回事老兄
喜欢你看的吗
听着宝贝 规矩是这样的
先付20 完事再给40
喂
你过去给那家伙解释清楚

🔤 LRC翻译歌词

[00:00.32]听着
[00:01.57]人类可不像狗
[00:04.22]当我说"人类"时
[00:06.40]我指的是整个人类物种
[00:08.28]不是单指男性
[00:10.26]因为男人嘛
[00:11.93]我们确实挺像狗的
[00:13.88]你知道 我们喜欢到处撒尿
[00:17.63]逮着机会就闻别人裤裆
[00:20.05]甚至下面也会像狗那样发硬变粉
[00:23.44]领地意识强得要命
[00:24.44]你懂的 总要保护自己的地盘
[00:27.11]但人类
[00:29.57]他懂得死亡的意义
[00:32.62]拥有历史意识
[00:34.75]信仰宗教
[00:37.12]你看
[00:38.52]狗啊老兄
[00:40.70]狗才不懂什么生日圣诞
[00:43.86]复活节兔子 这些统统不懂
[00:47.38]反正总有一天上帝会召唤
[00:49.04]所以它们活得无忧无虑
[00:51.26]但像你我这样的人 总在猜疑
[00:55.31]整天想着"万一呢" 懂我意思吗
[01:00.19]所以当你说
[01:01.76]"嘿 我觉得我们不该这么做"
[01:04.13]我得说 宝贝 我也觉得不该
[01:06.90]但成天躺着晒太阳舔屁股
[01:10.37]在这世上能有什么出息
[01:12.55]毕竟我们是人类
[01:14.43]虽然你是女人 但我们是男人啊
[01:18.47]所以话说回来
[01:22.22]告诉我你的人生想怎么过
[01:40.37]我不知道
[01:42.95]我是说 也许我可以...
[01:44.58]等一下
[01:50.01]你怎么回事老兄
[01:54.94]喜欢你看的吗
[01:59.88]听着宝贝 规矩是这样的
[02:02.94]先付20 完事再给40
[02:06.93]喂
[02:10.56]你过去给那家伙解释清楚

📝 纯歌词版本

See
man ain't like a dog.
And when I say "man,"
I'm talking about man as in mankind,
not man as in men.
Because men,
well, we a lot like a dog.
You know, we like to piss on things.
Sniff a d**k when we can.
Even get a little pink hard on the way they do.
We territorial as ****
you know,we gonna protect our own.
But man,
he know about death.
Got him a sense of history.
Got religion.
See
a dog, man,
a dog don't know shit about no birthdays or Christmas
or Easter bunny, none of that shit.
And one day God gonna come calling,
so, you know, they going through life carefree.
But people like you and me, man, we, we always guessing.
Wondering, "What if?" You know what I mean?
So when you say to me,
"Hey, I don't think we should be doing this," ”
I gotta say, baby, I don't think we need to be doing this neither,
but we ain't gonna get no move on in this world, lying around in the sun,
licking our ass all day.
I mean, we man.
I mean, you a woman and all, but we man.
So with this said,
you tell me what it is you wanna do with your life
I don't know.
I mean, I guess I could, like...
Hold up a second
What's happening with you, man?
You like what you see, huh?
Look here, baby, it break down like this:
Twenty in the front, 40 in the back.
Hello?
Why don't you walk over there and explain it to that nigga.
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