Lois:It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
Peter:But where are those good old fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big time star
Was elegant as Garbo or Hedy Lamarr,
Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez—
You want to curl up and die!
Chorus:Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
Lucky there’s a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Stewie: Laugh and cry!
Chorus: He’s a Family Guy!
Lois: When I was young, the songs were fair,
With Mr. Johnny Mathis and Sonny and Cher,
Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Lois: A heartache all go awry.
Chorus: So awry!
Brian: The classic films were works of art;
The images were graceful; the stories were smart,
Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution
I’m sorry, I know this doesn’t rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski brothers thinking?
Chorus: Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
Lucky there’s a fella sweeter than vanilla,
Wholesome as a piece of
Stewie: Apple pie!
Chorus: He’s a Family Guy!
Lois: His smile’s a simple delight.
Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Lois: Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute little hat!
Brian: Yeah, we should have a talk about that.
Chorus: About that!
And his hat!
{Instrumental}
Brian: He’s mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, “Look out Hiroshima,” then casually farts.
Lois: He’s loaded with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my t*****s are real!
Have a feel…
Brian: No, thank you.
Stewie: I gave at the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike,
And pretty Laura Petrie has D**kie van Dyke.
But who around here could fill those loafers?
Chorus: Well, here’s a happy reply.
Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
Lucky there’s a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Stewie: Laugh and cry!
Chorus: He’s...a...Fam..ily...Guy!
He’s...a...Fam...ily...Guy!
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:05.672]Lois:It seems today that all you see
[00:09.195]Is violence in movies and sex on TV
[00:12.347]Peter:But where are those good old fashioned values
[00:15.677]On which we used to rely?
[00:18.267]Brian: It used to be, a big time star
[00:21.893]Was elegant as Garbo or Hedy Lamarr,
[00:25.004]Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez—
[00:28.499]You want to curl up and die!
[00:31.633]Chorus:Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
[00:34.756]Lucky there’s a man who positively can do
[00:37.929]All the things that make us
[00:39.432]Stewie: Laugh and cry!
[00:41.085]Chorus: He’s a Family Guy!
[00:45.298]Lois: When I was young, the songs were fair,
[00:48.619]With Mr. Johnny Mathis and Sonny and Cher,
[00:51.669]Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
[00:55.244]Lois: A heartache all go awry.
[00:57.040]Chorus: So awry!
[00:57.931]Brian: The classic films were works of art;
[01:01.378]The images were graceful; the stories were smart,
[01:04.482]Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution
[01:07.788]I’m sorry, I know this doesn’t rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski brothers thinking?
[01:11.003]Chorus: Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
[01:14.165]Lucky there’s a fella sweeter than vanilla,
[01:17.328]Wholesome as a piece of
[01:18.898]Stewie: Apple pie!
[01:20.461]Chorus: He’s a Family Guy!
[01:25.457]Lois: His smile’s a simple delight.
[01:28.201]Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
[01:30.794]Lois: Peter!
[01:31.467]Meg: He bought me my cute little hat!
[01:34.474]Brian: Yeah, we should have a talk about that.
[01:36.460]Chorus: About that!
[01:38.124]And his hat!
[01:39.854]{Instrumental}
[02:35.021]Brian: He’s mastered the comedy arts.
[02:37.693]Stewie: He says, “Look out Hiroshima,” then casually farts.
[02:41.264]Lois: He’s loaded with sexy appeal.
[02:44.073]Peter: And best of all my t*****s are real!
[02:46.809]Have a feel…
[02:47.596]Brian: No, thank you.
[02:48.232]Stewie: I gave at the office.
[02:48.993]Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike,
[02:51.946]And pretty Laura Petrie has D**kie van Dyke.
[02:55.084]But who around here could fill those loafers?
[02:58.432]Chorus: Well, here’s a happy reply.
[03:01.644]Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
[03:04.829]Lucky there’s a man who positively can do
[03:07.945]All the things that make us
[03:09.527]Stewie: Laugh and cry!
[03:11.177]Chorus: He’s...a...Fam..ily...Guy!
[03:17.515]He’s...a...Fam...ily...Guy!
Lois:It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
Peter:But where are those good old fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big time star
Was elegant as Garbo or Hedy Lamarr,
Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez—
You want to curl up and die!
Chorus:Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
Lucky there’s a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Stewie: Laugh and cry!
Chorus: He’s a Family Guy!
Lois: When I was young, the songs were fair,
With Mr. Johnny Mathis and Sonny and Cher,
Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Lois: A heartache all go awry.
Chorus: So awry!
Brian: The classic films were works of art;
The images were graceful; the stories were smart,
Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution
I’m sorry, I know this doesn’t rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski brothers thinking?
Chorus: Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
Lucky there’s a fella sweeter than vanilla,
Wholesome as a piece of
Stewie: Apple pie!
Chorus: He’s a Family Guy!
Lois: His smile’s a simple delight.
Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Lois: Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute little hat!
Brian: Yeah, we should have a talk about that.
Chorus: About that!
And his hat!
{Instrumental}
Brian: He’s mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, “Look out Hiroshima,” then casually farts.
Lois: He’s loaded with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my t*****s are real!
Have a feel…
Brian: No, thank you.
Stewie: I gave at the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike,
And pretty Laura Petrie has D**kie van Dyke.
But who around here could fill those loafers?
Chorus: Well, here’s a happy reply.
Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
Lucky there’s a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Stewie: Laugh and cry!
Chorus: He’s...a...Fam..ily...Guy!
He’s...a...Fam...ily...Guy!
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:05.672]Lois:It seems today that all you see
[00:09.195]Is violence in movies and sex on TV
[00:12.347]Peter:But where are those good old fashioned values
[00:15.677]On which we used to rely?
[00:18.267]Brian: It used to be, a big time star
[00:21.893]Was elegant as Garbo or Hedy Lamarr,
[00:25.004]Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez—
[00:28.499]You want to curl up and die!
[00:31.633]Chorus:Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
[00:34.756]Lucky there’s a man who positively can do
[00:37.929]All the things that make us
[00:39.432]Stewie: Laugh and cry!
[00:41.085]Chorus: He’s a Family Guy!
[00:45.298]Lois: When I was young, the songs were fair,
[00:48.619]With Mr. Johnny Mathis and Sonny and Cher,
[00:51.669]Peter: But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
[00:55.244]Lois: A heartache all go awry.
[00:57.040]Chorus: So awry!
[00:57.931]Brian: The classic films were works of art;
[01:01.378]The images were graceful; the stories were smart,
[01:04.482]Stewie: But now we get Matrix Revolution
[01:07.788]I’m sorry, I know this doesn’t rhyme, but what the hell were you Wachowski brothers thinking?
[01:11.003]Chorus: Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
[01:14.165]Lucky there’s a fella sweeter than vanilla,
[01:17.328]Wholesome as a piece of
[01:18.898]Stewie: Apple pie!
[01:20.461]Chorus: He’s a Family Guy!
[01:25.457]Lois: His smile’s a simple delight.
[01:28.201]Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
[01:30.794]Lois: Peter!
[01:31.467]Meg: He bought me my cute little hat!
[01:34.474]Brian: Yeah, we should have a talk about that.
[01:36.460]Chorus: About that!
[01:38.124]And his hat!
[01:39.854]{Instrumental}
[02:35.021]Brian: He’s mastered the comedy arts.
[02:37.693]Stewie: He says, “Look out Hiroshima,” then casually farts.
[02:41.264]Lois: He’s loaded with sexy appeal.
[02:44.073]Peter: And best of all my t*****s are real!
[02:46.809]Have a feel…
[02:47.596]Brian: No, thank you.
[02:48.232]Stewie: I gave at the office.
[02:48.993]Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their Mike,
[02:51.946]And pretty Laura Petrie has D**kie van Dyke.
[02:55.084]But who around here could fill those loafers?
[02:58.432]Chorus: Well, here’s a happy reply.
[03:01.644]Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
[03:04.829]Lucky there’s a man who positively can do
[03:07.945]All the things that make us
[03:09.527]Stewie: Laugh and cry!
[03:11.177]Chorus: He’s...a...Fam..ily...Guy!
[03:17.515]He’s...a...Fam...ily...Guy!