Puberty's gonna get me
No way to stop it now
I offer a plea
Just let me be
But puberty says "No how"
I'm just a ball of pimples and zits
I'm feeling funny inside
Puberty's gonna get me
And there's nowhere to run or to hide
Two years ago all my skin was clear
Nothin's the same as it used to be
Now that I'm growin' I'm watchin' FOX
'Cause I'm too old to watch ABC
In my pants there's a lot of hair
Growing as if to spite me
My scrotum looks just like a werewolf
I'm scared that it might try to bite me
Oh~
Puberty's gonna get me
There's nothin' I can do
There's no one to blame for all my shame
And no one that I can sue
After I turn from twelve to thirteen
Oh , how I wish I had died
Puberty's gonna get me
And there's nowhere to run or to hide
When I was younger I hated girls
They were too gooshy and soft and cute
Now when I see one my legs get weak
And my wang makes a Hitler salute
Once I used to like Sheryl Crow
She was talented and plucky
But now that I'm older and wiser
I see that she's just really lucky
Oh~
Puberty's gonna get me
I'm just completely screwed
I beg and I say
Please go away
And bother some other dude
Everyone says
Hey , don't be a spaz
Just try to take it in stride
Puberty's gonna get me
I can feel it deep down inside
I'm covered with fuzz
And I'm crying because
There's nowhere to run
By the way , Peter
Do you know what "Next Friday" is?
Uh , yeah , it's a movie with , uh
Ice Cube and that other guy
Who looks like Rudy from "Fat Albert"
No , I mean a week from this Friday
Do you know what it is ?
Uh...Donald Rumsfeld takes his annual crap ?
No , I mean it is that too , but it's something else
Um , Rosh Ha-Sha-Na-Na ?
You know when all the Jewish people get together
And put on a variety show ?
Hehehehehehehehe
No , Peter , it's our anniversary !
Oh yeah ?! Oh , see ?
This is why I need a Palm Pilot
You forgot again , didn't you ?
Maybe
Oh , hey , uh , Lois
You got somethin' in your ear there
Heh , what da , Wha-What is this ?
Peter , you got me a ring !
Oh , it's beautiful
Eh , it's nothin'
I mean they charged me up the ass for it
I had to sell my Richard Marx record collection
And my "7th Heaven" blooper reel
Where Stephen Collins says
Jesus Christ , I just stubbed my Goddamn toe
Boy , did the WB try to keep that one under wraps !
Oh...
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:06.707]Puberty's gonna get me
[00:10.847]No way to stop it now
[00:14.729]I offer a plea
[00:17.011]Just let me be
[00:18.734]But puberty says "No how"
[00:22.929]I'm just a ball of pimples and zits
[00:26.937]I'm feeling funny inside
[00:30.909]Puberty's gonna get me
[00:34.363]And there's nowhere to run or to hide
[00:38.899]Two years ago all my skin was clear
[00:43.196]Nothin's the same as it used to be
[00:47.439]Now that I'm growin' I'm watchin' FOX
[00:51.190]'Cause I'm too old to watch ABC
[00:56.006]In my pants there's a lot of hair
[01:00.172]Growing as if to spite me
[01:04.196]My scrotum looks just like a werewolf
[01:08.433]I'm scared that it might try to bite me
[01:13.298]Oh~
[01:17.750]
[01:18.105]Puberty's gonna get me
[01:22.203]There's nothin' I can do
[01:26.045]There's no one to blame for all my shame
[01:29.918]And no one that I can sue
[01:34.149]After I turn from twelve to thirteen
[01:38.247]Oh , how I wish I had died
[01:42.253]Puberty's gonna get me
[01:45.677]And there's nowhere to run or to hide
[01:50.353]When I was younger I hated girls
[01:54.467]They were too gooshy and soft and cute
[01:58.863]Now when I see one my legs get weak
[02:02.474]And my wang makes a Hitler salute
[02:07.388]Once I used to like Sheryl Crow
[02:11.127]She was talented and plucky
[02:15.307]But now that I'm older and wiser
[02:19.499]I see that she's just really lucky
[02:24.384]Oh~
[02:27.281]
[02:28.943]Puberty's gonna get me
[02:33.429]I'm just completely screwed
[02:37.028]I beg and I say
[02:39.379]Please go away
[02:41.209]And bother some other dude
[02:45.152]Everyone says
[02:47.408]Hey , don't be a spaz
[02:49.454]Just try to take it in stride
[02:53.249]Puberty's gonna get me
[02:56.786]I can feel it deep down inside
[03:01.332]I'm covered with fuzz
[03:06.302]And I'm crying because
[03:10.513]There's nowhere to run
[03:20.525]
[03:29.504]By the way , Peter
[03:30.698]Do you know what "Next Friday" is?
[03:32.551]Uh , yeah , it's a movie with , uh
[03:35.007]Ice Cube and that other guy
[03:36.466]Who looks like Rudy from "Fat Albert"
[03:39.176]No , I mean a week from this Friday
[03:41.128]Do you know what it is ?
[03:42.493]Uh...Donald Rumsfeld takes his annual crap ?
[03:46.777]No , I mean it is that too , but it's something else
[03:50.487]Um , Rosh Ha-Sha-Na-Na ?
[03:52.945]You know when all the Jewish people get together
[03:54.680]And put on a variety show ?
[03:56.145]Hehehehehehehehe
[03:58.544]No , Peter , it's our anniversary !
[04:00.788]Oh yeah ?! Oh , see ?
[04:01.981]This is why I need a Palm Pilot
[04:03.603]You forgot again , didn't you ?
[04:05.483]Maybe
[04:06.457]Oh , hey , uh , Lois
[04:07.437]You got somethin' in your ear there
[04:08.653]Heh , what da , Wha-What is this ?
[04:10.979]Peter , you got me a ring !
[04:13.940]Oh , it's beautiful
[04:15.650]Eh , it's nothin'
[04:17.045]I mean they charged me up the ass for it
[04:18.828]I had to sell my Richard Marx record collection
[04:20.888]And my "7th Heaven" blooper reel
[04:22.310]Where Stephen Collins says
[04:23.433]Jesus Christ , I just stubbed my Goddamn toe
[04:26.093]Boy , did the WB try to keep that one under wraps !
[04:28.993]Oh...
Puberty's gonna get me
No way to stop it now
I offer a plea
Just let me be
But puberty says "No how"
I'm just a ball of pimples and zits
I'm feeling funny inside
Puberty's gonna get me
And there's nowhere to run or to hide
Two years ago all my skin was clear
Nothin's the same as it used to be
Now that I'm growin' I'm watchin' FOX
'Cause I'm too old to watch ABC
In my pants there's a lot of hair
Growing as if to spite me
My scrotum looks just like a werewolf
I'm scared that it might try to bite me
Oh~
Puberty's gonna get me
There's nothin' I can do
There's no one to blame for all my shame
And no one that I can sue
After I turn from twelve to thirteen
Oh , how I wish I had died
Puberty's gonna get me
And there's nowhere to run or to hide
When I was younger I hated girls
They were too gooshy and soft and cute
Now when I see one my legs get weak
And my wang makes a Hitler salute
Once I used to like Sheryl Crow
She was talented and plucky
But now that I'm older and wiser
I see that she's just really lucky
Oh~
Puberty's gonna get me
I'm just completely screwed
I beg and I say
Please go away
And bother some other dude
Everyone says
Hey , don't be a spaz
Just try to take it in stride
Puberty's gonna get me
I can feel it deep down inside
I'm covered with fuzz
And I'm crying because
There's nowhere to run
By the way , Peter
Do you know what "Next Friday" is?
Uh , yeah , it's a movie with , uh
Ice Cube and that other guy
Who looks like Rudy from "Fat Albert"
No , I mean a week from this Friday
Do you know what it is ?
Uh...Donald Rumsfeld takes his annual crap ?
No , I mean it is that too , but it's something else
Um , Rosh Ha-Sha-Na-Na ?
You know when all the Jewish people get together
And put on a variety show ?
Hehehehehehehehe
No , Peter , it's our anniversary !
Oh yeah ?! Oh , see ?
This is why I need a Palm Pilot
You forgot again , didn't you ?
Maybe
Oh , hey , uh , Lois
You got somethin' in your ear there
Heh , what da , Wha-What is this ?
Peter , you got me a ring !
Oh , it's beautiful
Eh , it's nothin'
I mean they charged me up the ass for it
I had to sell my Richard Marx record collection
And my "7th Heaven" blooper reel
Where Stephen Collins says
Jesus Christ , I just stubbed my Goddamn toe
Boy , did the WB try to keep that one under wraps !
Oh...
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:06.707]Puberty's gonna get me
[00:10.847]No way to stop it now
[00:14.729]I offer a plea
[00:17.011]Just let me be
[00:18.734]But puberty says "No how"
[00:22.929]I'm just a ball of pimples and zits
[00:26.937]I'm feeling funny inside
[00:30.909]Puberty's gonna get me
[00:34.363]And there's nowhere to run or to hide
[00:38.899]Two years ago all my skin was clear
[00:43.196]Nothin's the same as it used to be
[00:47.439]Now that I'm growin' I'm watchin' FOX
[00:51.190]'Cause I'm too old to watch ABC
[00:56.006]In my pants there's a lot of hair
[01:00.172]Growing as if to spite me
[01:04.196]My scrotum looks just like a werewolf
[01:08.433]I'm scared that it might try to bite me
[01:13.298]Oh~
[01:17.750]
[01:18.105]Puberty's gonna get me
[01:22.203]There's nothin' I can do
[01:26.045]There's no one to blame for all my shame
[01:29.918]And no one that I can sue
[01:34.149]After I turn from twelve to thirteen
[01:38.247]Oh , how I wish I had died
[01:42.253]Puberty's gonna get me
[01:45.677]And there's nowhere to run or to hide
[01:50.353]When I was younger I hated girls
[01:54.467]They were too gooshy and soft and cute
[01:58.863]Now when I see one my legs get weak
[02:02.474]And my wang makes a Hitler salute
[02:07.388]Once I used to like Sheryl Crow
[02:11.127]She was talented and plucky
[02:15.307]But now that I'm older and wiser
[02:19.499]I see that she's just really lucky
[02:24.384]Oh~
[02:27.281]
[02:28.943]Puberty's gonna get me
[02:33.429]I'm just completely screwed
[02:37.028]I beg and I say
[02:39.379]Please go away
[02:41.209]And bother some other dude
[02:45.152]Everyone says
[02:47.408]Hey , don't be a spaz
[02:49.454]Just try to take it in stride
[02:53.249]Puberty's gonna get me
[02:56.786]I can feel it deep down inside
[03:01.332]I'm covered with fuzz
[03:06.302]And I'm crying because
[03:10.513]There's nowhere to run
[03:20.525]
[03:29.504]By the way , Peter
[03:30.698]Do you know what "Next Friday" is?
[03:32.551]Uh , yeah , it's a movie with , uh
[03:35.007]Ice Cube and that other guy
[03:36.466]Who looks like Rudy from "Fat Albert"
[03:39.176]No , I mean a week from this Friday
[03:41.128]Do you know what it is ?
[03:42.493]Uh...Donald Rumsfeld takes his annual crap ?
[03:46.777]No , I mean it is that too , but it's something else
[03:50.487]Um , Rosh Ha-Sha-Na-Na ?
[03:52.945]You know when all the Jewish people get together
[03:54.680]And put on a variety show ?
[03:56.145]Hehehehehehehehe
[03:58.544]No , Peter , it's our anniversary !
[04:00.788]Oh yeah ?! Oh , see ?
[04:01.981]This is why I need a Palm Pilot
[04:03.603]You forgot again , didn't you ?
[04:05.483]Maybe
[04:06.457]Oh , hey , uh , Lois
[04:07.437]You got somethin' in your ear there
[04:08.653]Heh , what da , Wha-What is this ?
[04:10.979]Peter , you got me a ring !
[04:13.940]Oh , it's beautiful
[04:15.650]Eh , it's nothin'
[04:17.045]I mean they charged me up the ass for it
[04:18.828]I had to sell my Richard Marx record collection
[04:20.888]And my "7th Heaven" blooper reel
[04:22.310]Where Stephen Collins says
[04:23.433]Jesus Christ , I just stubbed my Goddamn toe
[04:26.093]Boy , did the WB try to keep that one under wraps !
[04:28.993]Oh...