作曲 : David Yazbek
Dress up a monkey in Armani,
He may seem precocious and cute.
Despite all that primpin',
You still got a chimp in a suit.
Teach him the second
Verse of "Swanee"
And most of "Moon River" to boot.
Sure people will gape
But you still got an ape in a suit.
Shprizt him 'til wet
With the Eau de Toilette
And you're still gonna get
A stench.
Dampen him well
In a quart of Chanel,
It won't cover the smell-
I should know, I'm French!
Take him to see Don Giovanni,
Show him Cezanne's lovely fruit,
Teach him to cook
From Escoffier's book,
He's still a gorilla en croute-
You still got a chimp in a suit.
So you've shaved off his fur,
Decked him out in couture
And endowed him with pure
Savior Fare-
You dressed him up fancy
And trained him to dance, he
Remains a chimpan-cee,
He's not Fred Astaire!
Give him a dandy little topper,
Tie on a natty cravat
Buy him a castle,
He'll still be an asshole
And nothing you do will change that-
He's still just a stinky little monkey
In a dinky little suit
And a cheap little hat!
[00:00.000] 作曲 : David Yazbek
[00:07.103]Dress up a monkey in Armani,
[00:10.374]He may seem precocious and cute.
[00:13.642]Despite all that primpin',
[00:15.356]You still got a chimp in a suit.
[00:20.888]Teach him the second
[00:22.063]Verse of "Swanee"
[00:24.202]And most of "Moon River" to boot.
[00:27.414]Sure people will gape
[00:29.242]But you still got an ape in a suit.
[00:34.507]Shprizt him 'til wet
[00:36.070]With the Eau de Toilette
[00:37.747]And you're still gonna get
[00:39.549]A stench.
[00:41.512]Dampen him well
[00:42.801]In a quart of Chanel,
[00:44.346]It won't cover the smell-
[00:46.386]I should know, I'm French!
[00:48.385]Take him to see Don Giovanni,
[00:51.862]Show him Cezanne's lovely fruit,
[00:55.208]Teach him to cook
[00:56.677]From Escoffier's book,
[00:58.600]He's still a gorilla en croute-
[01:02.036]You still got a chimp in a suit.
[01:10.631]So you've shaved off his fur,
[01:12.353]Decked him out in couture
[01:14.034]And endowed him with pure
[01:15.577]Savior Fare-
[01:17.635]You dressed him up fancy
[01:19.208]And trained him to dance, he
[01:20.977]Remains a chimpan-cee,
[01:22.839]He's not Fred Astaire!
[01:24.644]Give him a dandy little topper,
[01:27.687]Tie on a natty cravat
[01:31.539]Buy him a castle,
[01:32.858]He'll still be an asshole
[01:34.735]And nothing you do will change that-
[01:38.235]He's still just a stinky little monkey
[01:40.673]In a dinky little suit
[01:44.261]And a cheap little hat!