There! Right There!
Look at that tan, well tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fey?
Look at his silk translucent socks.
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
What are we seeing?
Is he gay?
Of course he's gay.
ohhhhhh
It's hard to guarantee
Well, hey don't look at me.
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.
Oh please.
So many shades of gray.
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
or
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
Is automatically-radically
Ironically chronically
Certainly pertinently
Genetically medically
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMNIT!
So stylish and relaxed.
I think his chest is waxed
But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.
Huh.
So many shades of gray.
But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
Gay or Euro-
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.
The floor is yours.
So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for?
2 years.
And your first name again is...?
Nikos.
And your boyfriend's name is...?
Carlos.
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
I have a big announcement.
and neither is disgrace
a completely closet case.
It's me,not her he's seeing.
No matter what he say
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band cabaret.
I'm straight!
You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!
He's gay!
He's gay!
Fine okay I'm gay!
Hooray!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.790]There! Right There!
[00:02.350]Look at that tan, well tinted skin.
[00:04.250]Look at the killer shape he's in.
[00:05.860]Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
[00:07.680]Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.
[00:09.440]I'm not about to celebrate.
[00:11.210]Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
[00:15.400]This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
[00:17.430]That is the elephant in the room
[00:19.110]Well is it relevant to assume
[00:20.600]that a man who wears perfume
[00:22.420]is automatically radically fey?
[00:26.600]Look at his silk translucent socks.
[00:28.360]There's the eternal paradox.
[00:30.300]Look what we're seeing.
[00:31.300]What are we seeing?
[00:32.570]Is he gay?
[00:33.260]Of course he's gay.
[00:37.580]ohhhhhh
[00:46.120]It's hard to guarantee
[00:51.370]Well, hey don't look at me.
[00:52.820]You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
[00:58.540]In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
[01:00.720]Gay or foreign fella?
[01:02.590]The answer could take weeks.
[01:04.080]They will say things like "ciao bella"
[01:05.960]while they kiss you on both cheeks.
[01:07.390]Oh please.
[01:09.820]So many shades of gray.
[01:11.780]Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
[01:16.880]or
[01:17.830]There! Right There!
[01:18.950]Look at that condescending smirk.
[01:21.000]Seen it on every guy at work.
[01:22.930]That is a metro hetero jerk.
[01:25.040]That guy's not gay, I say no way.
[01:26.680]That is the elephant in the room.
[01:28.670]Well is it relevant to presume
[01:30.220]that a hottie in that costume
[01:32.010]Is automatically-radically
[01:33.500]Ironically chronically
[01:34.830]Certainly pertinently
[01:35.820]Genetically medically
[01:36.710]GAY!
[01:37.160]OFFICIALLY GAY
[01:37.910]OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
[01:40.390]DAMNIT!
[01:42.760]So stylish and relaxed.
[01:46.300]I think his chest is waxed
[01:48.200]But they bring their boys up different there.
[01:50.000]It's culturally diverse.
[01:52.020]It's not a fashion curse.
[01:53.600]If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
[01:55.540]Gay or just exotic?
[01:57.310]I still can't crack the code.
[01:58.930]Yet his accent is hypnotic
[02:00.830]but his shoes are pointy toed.
[02:02.200]Huh.
[02:04.410]So many shades of gray.
[02:06.330]But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
[02:12.860]Gay or Euro-
[02:14.000]Wait a minute!
[02:15.070]Give me a chance to crack this guy.
[02:16.460]I have an idea I'd like to try.
[02:17.510]The floor is yours.
[02:19.970]So Mr. Argitacos...
[02:22.150]This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for?
[02:25.200]2 years.
[02:26.130]And your first name again is...?
[02:27.190]Nikos.
[02:28.320]And your boyfriend's name is...?
[02:29.100]Carlos.
[02:30.660]I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
[02:32.850]I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend
[02:36.580]You bastard!
[02:38.400]You lying bastard!
[02:40.140]That's it.
[02:40.840]I no cover for you, no more!
[02:44.010]I have a big announcement.
[02:49.610]and neither is disgrace
[02:52.490]a completely closet case.
[02:54.500]It's me,not her he's seeing.
[02:56.190]No matter what he say
[02:57.950]I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
[03:01.570]You are so gay.
[03:02.320]You big parfait!
[03:03.250]You flaming boy band cabaret.
[03:05.950]I'm straight!
[03:06.760]You were not yesterday.
[03:08.250]So if I may, I'm proud to say,
[03:11.000]He's gay!
[03:12.560]He's gay!
[03:14.360]He's gay!
[03:18.340]Fine okay I'm gay!
[03:19.830]Hooray!
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, well tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fey?
Look at his silk translucent socks.
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
What are we seeing?
Is he gay?
Of course he's gay.
ohhhhhh
It's hard to guarantee
Well, hey don't look at me.
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.
Oh please.
So many shades of gray.
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
or
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
Is automatically-radically
Ironically chronically
Certainly pertinently
Genetically medically
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMNIT!
So stylish and relaxed.
I think his chest is waxed
But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.
Huh.
So many shades of gray.
But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
Gay or Euro-
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.
The floor is yours.
So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for?
2 years.
And your first name again is...?
Nikos.
And your boyfriend's name is...?
Carlos.
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
I have a big announcement.
and neither is disgrace
a completely closet case.
It's me,not her he's seeing.
No matter what he say
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band cabaret.
I'm straight!
You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!
He's gay!
He's gay!
Fine okay I'm gay!
Hooray!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.790]There! Right There!
[00:02.350]Look at that tan, well tinted skin.
[00:04.250]Look at the killer shape he's in.
[00:05.860]Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
[00:07.680]Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.
[00:09.440]I'm not about to celebrate.
[00:11.210]Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
[00:15.400]This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
[00:17.430]That is the elephant in the room
[00:19.110]Well is it relevant to assume
[00:20.600]that a man who wears perfume
[00:22.420]is automatically radically fey?
[00:26.600]Look at his silk translucent socks.
[00:28.360]There's the eternal paradox.
[00:30.300]Look what we're seeing.
[00:31.300]What are we seeing?
[00:32.570]Is he gay?
[00:33.260]Of course he's gay.
[00:37.580]ohhhhhh
[00:46.120]It's hard to guarantee
[00:51.370]Well, hey don't look at me.
[00:52.820]You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
[00:58.540]In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
[01:00.720]Gay or foreign fella?
[01:02.590]The answer could take weeks.
[01:04.080]They will say things like "ciao bella"
[01:05.960]while they kiss you on both cheeks.
[01:07.390]Oh please.
[01:09.820]So many shades of gray.
[01:11.780]Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
[01:16.880]or
[01:17.830]There! Right There!
[01:18.950]Look at that condescending smirk.
[01:21.000]Seen it on every guy at work.
[01:22.930]That is a metro hetero jerk.
[01:25.040]That guy's not gay, I say no way.
[01:26.680]That is the elephant in the room.
[01:28.670]Well is it relevant to presume
[01:30.220]that a hottie in that costume
[01:32.010]Is automatically-radically
[01:33.500]Ironically chronically
[01:34.830]Certainly pertinently
[01:35.820]Genetically medically
[01:36.710]GAY!
[01:37.160]OFFICIALLY GAY
[01:37.910]OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
[01:40.390]DAMNIT!
[01:42.760]So stylish and relaxed.
[01:46.300]I think his chest is waxed
[01:48.200]But they bring their boys up different there.
[01:50.000]It's culturally diverse.
[01:52.020]It's not a fashion curse.
[01:53.600]If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
[01:55.540]Gay or just exotic?
[01:57.310]I still can't crack the code.
[01:58.930]Yet his accent is hypnotic
[02:00.830]but his shoes are pointy toed.
[02:02.200]Huh.
[02:04.410]So many shades of gray.
[02:06.330]But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
[02:12.860]Gay or Euro-
[02:14.000]Wait a minute!
[02:15.070]Give me a chance to crack this guy.
[02:16.460]I have an idea I'd like to try.
[02:17.510]The floor is yours.
[02:19.970]So Mr. Argitacos...
[02:22.150]This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for?
[02:25.200]2 years.
[02:26.130]And your first name again is...?
[02:27.190]Nikos.
[02:28.320]And your boyfriend's name is...?
[02:29.100]Carlos.
[02:30.660]I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
[02:32.850]I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend
[02:36.580]You bastard!
[02:38.400]You lying bastard!
[02:40.140]That's it.
[02:40.840]I no cover for you, no more!
[02:44.010]I have a big announcement.
[02:49.610]and neither is disgrace
[02:52.490]a completely closet case.
[02:54.500]It's me,not her he's seeing.
[02:56.190]No matter what he say
[02:57.950]I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
[03:01.570]You are so gay.
[03:02.320]You big parfait!
[03:03.250]You flaming boy band cabaret.
[03:05.950]I'm straight!
[03:06.760]You were not yesterday.
[03:08.250]So if I may, I'm proud to say,
[03:11.000]He's gay!
[03:12.560]He's gay!
[03:14.360]He's gay!
[03:18.340]Fine okay I'm gay!
[03:19.830]Hooray!
MARGOT,
Dear Elle,
He's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out of my nose
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cause you both...
Well, hello there, it's me
With how it's gonna be.
Settle down, and listen up good.
The old hatter is gone,
But the hat must go on
Worn by me. Is that...
(Talking)
Emmett:
What is this place?
Elle:
It’s called a Department Store.
Emmett:
It’s…It’s beautiful.
Elle:
Shhh…
(singing)
Elle:
First a deep brea...
If ever I would leave you
It wouldn't be in summer.
Seeing you in summer I never would go.
Your hair streaked with sun-light,
Your lips red as flame,
...
GIRL
Look at my ass
Look at my thighs
I'm catnip to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
Wanna touch this but they can't
No! All the boys w...
CALLAHAN
Now when you choose a law career
The moment you embark
There is that joke you're bound hear
A lawyer is a shark
Ignore that, it's simplistic ...
Elle:
All of this time I've planed,
I'd be patient, and,
You would love me again.
and at last you'd find,
You could love me again.
And I have turned m...
Though I dreamed of this day long ago
Now my answer is thank you, but no
Look, I've barely begun, I'm hardly through
I was living in ignorant bliss
'T...