May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up We're going to have a problem here Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before （Verse 1） jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream） It's the return of the Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he And Dr Dre said Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha） Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him look at him walking around grabbing his you know what limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss and that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womens *****oris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade they got the discovery channel don't they We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady （Chorus） Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records （Verse 2） Well I do so ***** him and ***** you too You think I give a damm about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird Why So you guys can just lie to get me here *****t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little ***** put me on blast on MTV yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream） I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I've been sent here to destroy you And theres a million of us just like me Who cuss like me Who just don't give a ***** like me Who dress like me Walk talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing But not quite me （Chorus） I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up I'm like a headtrip to listen to （Verse 3） Cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the ***** to say it in front of ya'll And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all And whether you like to admit it （rip） I just *****t it better than 90% of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking But this whole bag of viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a ***** With his windows down and system up So will the real Shady please stand up and put one of those fingures on each hand up and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time loud as you can how does it go （Chorus） Cuz I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up The End
[00:02.41]May I have your attention please [00:04.49] [00:05.81]May I have your attention please [00:07.74] [00:08.68]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:11.31] [00:12.30]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:17.01]We're going to have a problem here [00:18.15]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:18.35]（Verse 1） [00:19.16] [00:20.48]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:25.10]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream） [00:27.39]It's the return of the [00:28.43]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:32.37]And Dr Dre said [00:33.79]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha） [00:37.22]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.67]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:40.89]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.56]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:45.97]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.45]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.53]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:52.76]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.13]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.39]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.72]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.03]and expect them not to know what a womens *****oris is [01:04.44]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.75]by the time they hit 4th grade [01:07.72]they got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.32]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:18.38]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.59]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.74]I'm Slim Shady [01:22.96]（Chorus） [01:23.55]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:24.86]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:27.25]So won't the real Slim Shady [01:28.45]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:31.86]becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:32.88]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:34.02]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.25]So won't the real Slim shady [01:37.64]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:40.87]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:41.11]（Verse 2） [01:41.96] [01:43.32]Well I do so ***** him and ***** you too [01:45.72]You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:47.46]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.22]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.46]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here [01:57.42]*****t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.32]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.45]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.05]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV [02:06.18]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe [02:08.64]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:10.78]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream） [02:13.00]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:16.15]So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:18.23]And theres a million of us just like me [02:19.96]Who cuss like me [02:20.77]Who just don't give a ***** like me [02:22.45]Who dress like me [02:23.19]Walk talk and act like me [02:24.63]It just might be the next best thing [02:26.06]But not quite me [02:27.02]（Chorus） [02:27.04]I'm Slim Shady [02:27.98]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.14]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31.34]So won't the real Slim Shady [02:32.76]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:36.16]becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:37.18]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:38.29]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.82]So won't the real Slim shady [02:41.99]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:45.19]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:45.35]（Verse 3） [02:46.57]Cause I'm only giving you [02:47.71]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:50.11]The only difference is I got the ***** to say it in front of ya'll [02:52.88]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:56.77]And whether you like to admit it （rip） [02:58.29]I just *****t it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:01.29]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:03.50]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 [03:06.41]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:08.38]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking [03:10.89]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:12.92]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' [03:17.81]Or in the parking lot circling [03:19.34]screaming I don't give a ***** [03:20.56]With his windows down and system up [03:22.07]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.43]and put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26.74]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.05]and one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:31.12]（Chorus） [03:31.29]Cuz I'm Slim Shady [03:32.29]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.54]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.85]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:37.09]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:40.49]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:41.53]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:42.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:45.03]So won't the real Slim shady [03:46.27]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:49.68]I'm Slim Shady [03:50.71]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:51.91]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.28]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:55.56]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:58.89]becuase I'm Slim Shady [04:00.06]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:01.08]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.22]So won't the real Slim shady [04:04.62]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:08.07] [04:09.26]The End
May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up We're going to have a problem here Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before （Verse 1） jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream） It's the return of the Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he And Dr Dre said Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha） Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him look at him walking around grabbing his you know what limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss and that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womens *****oris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade they got the discovery channel don't they We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady （Chorus） Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records （Verse 2） Well I do so ***** him and ***** you too You think I give a damm about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird Why So you guys can just lie to get me here *****t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little ***** put me on blast on MTV yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream） I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I've been sent here to destroy you And theres a million of us just like me Who cuss like me Who just don't give a ***** like me Who dress like me Walk talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing But not quite me （Chorus） I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up I'm like a headtrip to listen to （Verse 3） Cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the ***** to say it in front of ya'll And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all And whether you like to admit it （rip） I just *****t it better than 90% of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking But this whole bag of viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a ***** With his windows down and system up So will the real Shady please stand up and put one of those fingures on each hand up and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time loud as you can how does it go （Chorus） Cuz I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up The End
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