May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
We're going to have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
（Verse 1）
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）
It's the return of the
Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
but can't but its cool for Tom Green to h**p a dead moose
my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a womens c******s is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got the discovery channel don't they
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady
（Chorus）
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
（Verse 2）
Well I do so **** him and **** you too
You think I give a damm about a Grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
B***h Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little b***h put me on blast on MTV
yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a **** like me
Who dress like me
Walk talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
（Chorus）
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
（Verse 3）
Cause I'm only giving you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the ***** to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
And whether you like to admit it （rip）
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I don't give a ****
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time loud as you can how does it go
（Chorus）
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
The End
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:02.41]May I have your attention please
[00:04.49]
[00:05.81]May I have your attention please
[00:07.74]
[00:08.68]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:11.31]
[00:12.30]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17.01]We're going to have a problem here
[00:18.15]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:18.35]（Verse 1）
[00:19.16]
[00:20.48]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:25.10]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）
[00:27.39]It's the return of the
[00:28.43]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.37]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.79]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）
[00:37.22]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.67]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:40.89]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.56]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:45.97]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.45]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.53]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.76]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to h**p a dead moose
[00:55.13]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.39]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.72]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.03]and expect them not to know what a womens c******s is
[01:04.44]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.75]by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:07.72]they got the discovery channel don't they
[01:09.32]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:18.38]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.59]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.74]I'm Slim Shady
[01:22.96]（Chorus）
[01:23.55]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.86]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.25]So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:28.45]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:31.86]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:32.88]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.02]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.25]So won't the real Slim shady
[01:37.64]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:40.87]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:41.11]（Verse 2）
[01:41.96]
[01:43.32]Well I do so **** him and **** you too
[01:45.72]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.46]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.22]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.46]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:57.42]B***h Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.32]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.45]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.05]Little b***h put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.18]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:08.64]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.78]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
[02:13.00]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.15]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.23]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19.96]Who cuss like me
[02:20.77]Who just don't give a **** like me
[02:22.45]Who dress like me
[02:23.19]Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.63]It just might be the next best thing
[02:26.06]But not quite me
[02:27.02]（Chorus）
[02:27.04]I'm Slim Shady
[02:27.98]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.14]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.34]So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:32.76]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:36.16]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:37.18]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.29]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.82]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:41.99]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:45.19]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:45.35]（Verse 3）
[02:46.57]Cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.71]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:50.11]The only difference is I got the ***** to say it in front of ya'll
[02:52.88]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:56.77]And whether you like to admit it （rip）
[02:58.29]I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:01.29]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[03:03.50]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:06.41]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:08.38]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:10.89]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:12.92]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:17.81]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.34]screaming I don't give a ****
[03:20.56]With his windows down and system up
[03:22.07]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.43]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.74]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.05]and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.12]（Chorus）
[03:31.29]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:32.29]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.54]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.85]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:37.09]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:40.49]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:41.53]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.03]So won't the real Slim shady
[03:46.27]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:49.68]I'm Slim Shady
[03:50.71]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.91]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.28]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:55.56]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:58.89]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[04:00.06]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.08]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.22]So won't the real Slim shady
[04:04.62]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:08.07]
[04:09.26]The End
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
We're going to have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
（Verse 1）
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）
It's the return of the
Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
but can't but its cool for Tom Green to h**p a dead moose
my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a womens c******s is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got the discovery channel don't they
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady
（Chorus）
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
（Verse 2）
Well I do so **** him and **** you too
You think I give a damm about a Grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
B***h Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little b***h put me on blast on MTV
yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a **** like me
Who dress like me
Walk talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
（Chorus）
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
（Verse 3）
Cause I'm only giving you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the ***** to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
And whether you like to admit it （rip）
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I don't give a ****
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time loud as you can how does it go
（Chorus）
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
The End
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:02.41]May I have your attention please
[00:04.49]
[00:05.81]May I have your attention please
[00:07.74]
[00:08.68]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:11.31]
[00:12.30]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17.01]We're going to have a problem here
[00:18.15]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:18.35]（Verse 1）
[00:19.16]
[00:20.48]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:25.10]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）
[00:27.39]It's the return of the
[00:28.43]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.37]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.79]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）
[00:37.22]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.67]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:40.89]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.56]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:45.97]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.45]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.53]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.76]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to h**p a dead moose
[00:55.13]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.39]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.72]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.03]and expect them not to know what a womens c******s is
[01:04.44]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.75]by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:07.72]they got the discovery channel don't they
[01:09.32]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:18.38]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.59]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.74]I'm Slim Shady
[01:22.96]（Chorus）
[01:23.55]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.86]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.25]So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:28.45]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:31.86]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:32.88]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.02]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.25]So won't the real Slim shady
[01:37.64]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:40.87]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:41.11]（Verse 2）
[01:41.96]
[01:43.32]Well I do so **** him and **** you too
[01:45.72]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.46]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.22]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.46]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:57.42]B***h Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.32]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.45]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.05]Little b***h put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.18]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:08.64]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.78]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
[02:13.00]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.15]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.23]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19.96]Who cuss like me
[02:20.77]Who just don't give a **** like me
[02:22.45]Who dress like me
[02:23.19]Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.63]It just might be the next best thing
[02:26.06]But not quite me
[02:27.02]（Chorus）
[02:27.04]I'm Slim Shady
[02:27.98]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.14]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.34]So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:32.76]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:36.16]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:37.18]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.29]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.82]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:41.99]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:45.19]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:45.35]（Verse 3）
[02:46.57]Cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.71]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:50.11]The only difference is I got the ***** to say it in front of ya'll
[02:52.88]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:56.77]And whether you like to admit it （rip）
[02:58.29]I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:01.29]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[03:03.50]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:06.41]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:08.38]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:10.89]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:12.92]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:17.81]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.34]screaming I don't give a ****
[03:20.56]With his windows down and system up
[03:22.07]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.43]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.74]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.05]and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.12]（Chorus）
[03:31.29]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:32.29]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.54]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.85]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:37.09]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:40.49]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:41.53]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.03]So won't the real Slim shady
[03:46.27]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:49.68]I'm Slim Shady
[03:50.71]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.91]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.28]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:55.56]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:58.89]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[04:00.06]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.08]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.22]So won't the real Slim shady
[04:04.62]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:08.07]
[04:09.26]The End
Alright, here, drink this
What is it?
Shut up and drink it
No
I said drink it, b***h
The ****? (Haha)
The **** are you tryin' to do? Get us cancelled
...
Yeah you got me,
I'm up now, it's your loss
Suffered to you
History is like a point of no delay
Keeps repeating itself, what else can I say
You wonder...
Yeah, Bad and Evil is (BACK)
We bout to get into a tale of gunner that details the dungeon.
Just as the pale moon illuminates the hail, I'm thundering...
Uh oh yeah
Oh suck it
Oh **** you
Oh Shaggy
Oh this is why they call you
two **** ain't it
Oh **** you
Oh take it out take it out
Oh now give someth...
Slim Shady
I keep my tube socks filled
And punch a b***h in the nose til her whole face explodes
There's three things I hate
Girls, women, and b*****...
Eminem 、D12、Lloyd Banks -Do Rae Me
I'm about to get rid of some hoes it's simple
I put the murder inc with lead and I'm not talking about a pencil
Loo...
This ain't beef man
I don't know what the **** to call it
But no beef
Whattup X?
To the Z
Rush me, cause you ain't gonna live to roast me
I'd have my...
Oooooh
Oooooh
Oooooh
You gon' make me a believer
Even if that **** ain't true
You gon' make me commit murder
Baby, I'd kill for you
In my eyes
Even i...