I know a girl who think and goes
She'll make you breakfast
She'll make you toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly or
Any of these
She uses Vaseline (x2)
I know a guy who
Goes to shows (goes to shows)
And when he's alone and
Blows his nose (blows his nose)
He don't use tissues
Or his sleeve
He don't use napkins
Or any of these
He uses magazines (x2)
And I know this girl who
Reminds me of Cher
She's always changing the
Color of her hair
But she don't use nothing that you buy at the store
She likes her hair-do
To be real orange
She uses tangerines (x2)
I know a girl who think and goes
She'll make you breakfast
She'll make you toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly or
Any of these
She uses Vaseline (x2)
I know a guy who
Goes to shows (goes to shows)
And when he's alone and
Blows his nose (blows his nose)
He don't use tissues
Or his sleeve
He don't use napkins
Or any of these
He uses magazines (x2)
And I know this girl who
Reminds me of Cher
She's always changing the
Color of her hair
But she don't use nothing that you buy at the store
She likes her hair-do
To be real orange
She uses tangerines (x2)