Mr. Mistoffelees

歌手： Andrew Lloyd Webber • 时间：2026-05-19 19:19:28

📝 纯歌词版本

作曲 : T.S. Eliot & Andrew Lloyd Webber
Mr Mistoffelees -Andrew Lloyd Webber
You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees
The original Conjuring Cat
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
Presto
And you'll all say:
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
He is quiet and small
He is black
From the ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always decieving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it was merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
But you find it next week lying out on the lawn
And we all say:
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
His manner is vague and aloof
You would think there was nobody shyer
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
least we all heard that somebody purred）
Which is uncontestable proof
Of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
When he was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say:
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Ladies and gentlemen
I give you the marvelous
Magical Mr Mistoffelees
Presto

🎵 LRC歌词版本

[00:00.000] 作曲 : T.S. Eliot & Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:00.660]Mr Mistoffelees -Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:05.460]You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees
[00:07.150]The original Conjuring Cat
[00:08.80]The greatest magicians have something to learn
[00:09.900]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
[00:11.580]Presto
[00:12.150]And you'll all say:
[00:13.700]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[00:17.750]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[00:23.490]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[00:28.870]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[00:35.680]He is quiet and small
[00:36.610]He is black
[00:38.300]From the ears to the tip of his tail
[00:40.860]He can creep through the tiniest crack
[00:43.100]He can walk on the narrowest rail
[00:46.290]He can pick any card from a pack
[00:49.100]He is equally cunning with dice
[00:51.840]He is always decieving you into believing
[00:54.520]That he's only hunting for mice
[00:57.140]He can play any trick with a cork
[01:00.10]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
[01:02.570]If you look for a knife or a fork
[01:05.250]And you think it was merely misplaced
[01:08.160]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
[01:11.40]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn
[01:14.590]And we all say:
[01:16.520]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[01:20.710]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[01:27.830]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[01:31.630]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[01:38.550]His manner is vague and aloof
[01:41.110]You would think there was nobody shyer
[01:43.800]But his voice has been heard on the roof
[01:46.550]When he was curled up by the fire
[01:49.350]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
[01:52.100]When he was about on the roof
[01:55.30]least we all heard that somebody purred）
[01:57.590]Which is uncontestable proof
[02:00.210]Of his singular magical powers
[02:02.640]And I've known the family to call
[02:05.440]Him in from the garden for hours
[02:08.380]When he was asleep in the hall
[02:11.190]And not long ago this phenomenal cat
[02:14.60]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
[02:17.120]And we all say:
[02:19.490]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:23.570]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:30.920]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:34.870]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:40.180]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:45.740]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:52.720]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:56.600]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:03.710]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[03:07.330]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:14.670]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[03:18.160]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:23.330]Ladies and gentlemen
[03:23.820]I give you the marvelous
[03:25.70]Magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:28.510]Presto

🌍 纯翻译歌词

魔法师猫先生 -安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯
你该去问问魔法师猫先生
这位戏法始祖猫
最伟大的魔术师都要向他求教
学他那手绝妙的魔术技巧
变！
你们都会惊叹：
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
他安静又娇小
通体乌黑
从耳尖到尾巴梢
能钻过最窄的缝隙
能在细栏杆上行走
能从牌堆精准抽牌
骰子戏法同样高超
总让你误以为
他只是在抓老鼠玩闹
软木塞和鱼酱勺
到他手里都变戏法材料
当你找不见刀叉
以为只是随手放跑
明明刚才还在眼前
下周却出现在草坪一角
我们齐声惊叹：
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
他总带着疏离的骄傲
你会以为他胆小内向
但炉边蜷缩时
屋顶传来他的吟唱
有时分明在屋顶游荡
炉边却响起呼噜声响
至少我们都听见那声猫叫）
这无可辩驳地证明
他拥有超凡魔力
我曾见他家人
在花园呼唤几小时长
其实他在门厅睡得香
不久前这只神猫
从帽子里变出七只小猫
我们齐声惊叹：
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
女士们先生们
请欣赏这位神奇的
魔法师猫先生
变！

🔤 LRC翻译歌词

[00:00.660]魔法师猫先生 -安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯
[00:05.460]你该去问问魔法师猫先生
[00:07.150]这位戏法始祖猫
[00:08.80]最伟大的魔术师都要向他求教
[00:09.900]学他那手绝妙的魔术技巧
[00:11.580]变！
[00:12.150]你们都会惊叹：
[00:13.700]哦天哪 从没见过
[00:17.750]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[00:23.490]哦天哪 从没见过
[00:28.870]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[00:35.680]他安静又娇小
[00:36.610]通体乌黑
[00:38.300]从耳尖到尾巴梢
[00:40.860]能钻过最窄的缝隙
[00:43.100]能在细栏杆上行走
[00:46.290]能从牌堆精准抽牌
[00:49.100]骰子戏法同样高超
[00:51.840]总让你误以为
[00:54.520]他只是在抓老鼠玩闹
[00:57.140]软木塞和鱼酱勺
[01:00.10]到他手里都变戏法材料
[01:02.570]当你找不见刀叉
[01:05.250]以为只是随手放跑
[01:08.160]明明刚才还在眼前
[01:11.40]下周却出现在草坪一角
[01:14.590]我们齐声惊叹：
[01:16.520]哦天哪 从没见过
[01:20.710]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[01:27.830]哦天哪 从没见过
[01:31.630]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[01:38.550]他总带着疏离的骄傲
[01:41.110]你会以为他胆小内向
[01:43.800]但炉边蜷缩时
[01:46.550]屋顶传来他的吟唱
[01:49.350]有时分明在屋顶游荡
[01:52.100]炉边却响起呼噜声响
[01:55.30]至少我们都听见那声猫叫）
[01:57.590]这无可辩驳地证明
[02:00.210]他拥有超凡魔力
[02:02.640]我曾见他家人
[02:05.440]在花园呼唤几小时长
[02:08.380]其实他在门厅睡得香
[02:11.190]不久前这只神猫
[02:14.60]从帽子里变出七只小猫
[02:17.120]我们齐声惊叹：
[02:19.490]哦天哪 从没见过
[02:23.570]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[02:30.920]哦天哪 从没见过
[02:34.870]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[02:40.180]哦天哪 从没见过
[02:45.740]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[02:52.720]哦天哪 从没见过
[02:56.600]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[03:03.710]哦天哪 从没见过
[03:07.330]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[03:14.670]哦天哪 从没见过
[03:18.160]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[03:23.330]女士们先生们
[03:23.820]请欣赏这位神奇的
[03:25.70]魔法师猫先生
[03:28.510]变！

📝 纯歌词版本

作曲 : T.S. Eliot & Andrew Lloyd Webber
Mr Mistoffelees -Andrew Lloyd Webber
You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees
The original Conjuring Cat
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
Presto
And you'll all say:
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
He is quiet and small
He is black
From the ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always decieving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it was merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
But you find it next week lying out on the lawn
And we all say:
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
His manner is vague and aloof
You would think there was nobody shyer
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
least we all heard that somebody purred）
Which is uncontestable proof
Of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
When he was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say:
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Oh Well I never Was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
Ladies and gentlemen
I give you the marvelous
Magical Mr Mistoffelees
Presto

🎵 LRC歌词版本

[00:00.000] 作曲 : T.S. Eliot & Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:00.660]Mr Mistoffelees -Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:05.460]You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees
[00:07.150]The original Conjuring Cat
[00:08.80]The greatest magicians have something to learn
[00:09.900]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
[00:11.580]Presto
[00:12.150]And you'll all say:
[00:13.700]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[00:17.750]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[00:23.490]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[00:28.870]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[00:35.680]He is quiet and small
[00:36.610]He is black
[00:38.300]From the ears to the tip of his tail
[00:40.860]He can creep through the tiniest crack
[00:43.100]He can walk on the narrowest rail
[00:46.290]He can pick any card from a pack
[00:49.100]He is equally cunning with dice
[00:51.840]He is always decieving you into believing
[00:54.520]That he's only hunting for mice
[00:57.140]He can play any trick with a cork
[01:00.10]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
[01:02.570]If you look for a knife or a fork
[01:05.250]And you think it was merely misplaced
[01:08.160]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
[01:11.40]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn
[01:14.590]And we all say:
[01:16.520]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[01:20.710]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[01:27.830]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[01:31.630]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[01:38.550]His manner is vague and aloof
[01:41.110]You would think there was nobody shyer
[01:43.800]But his voice has been heard on the roof
[01:46.550]When he was curled up by the fire
[01:49.350]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
[01:52.100]When he was about on the roof
[01:55.30]least we all heard that somebody purred）
[01:57.590]Which is uncontestable proof
[02:00.210]Of his singular magical powers
[02:02.640]And I've known the family to call
[02:05.440]Him in from the garden for hours
[02:08.380]When he was asleep in the hall
[02:11.190]And not long ago this phenomenal cat
[02:14.60]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
[02:17.120]And we all say:
[02:19.490]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:23.570]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:30.920]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:34.870]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:40.180]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:45.740]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:52.720]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:56.600]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:03.710]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[03:07.330]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:14.670]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[03:18.160]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:23.330]Ladies and gentlemen
[03:23.820]I give you the marvelous
[03:25.70]Magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:28.510]Presto

🌍 纯翻译歌词

魔法师猫先生 -安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯
你该去问问魔法师猫先生
这位戏法始祖猫
最伟大的魔术师都要向他求教
学他那手绝妙的魔术技巧
变！
你们都会惊叹：
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
他安静又娇小
通体乌黑
从耳尖到尾巴梢
能钻过最窄的缝隙
能在细栏杆上行走
能从牌堆精准抽牌
骰子戏法同样高超
总让你误以为
他只是在抓老鼠玩闹
软木塞和鱼酱勺
到他手里都变戏法材料
当你找不见刀叉
以为只是随手放跑
明明刚才还在眼前
下周却出现在草坪一角
我们齐声惊叹：
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
他总带着疏离的骄傲
你会以为他胆小内向
但炉边蜷缩时
屋顶传来他的吟唱
有时分明在屋顶游荡
炉边却响起呼噜声响
至少我们都听见那声猫叫）
这无可辩驳地证明
他拥有超凡魔力
我曾见他家人
在花园呼唤几小时长
其实他在门厅睡得香
不久前这只神猫
从帽子里变出七只小猫
我们齐声惊叹：
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
哦天哪 从没见过
如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
女士们先生们
请欣赏这位神奇的
魔法师猫先生
变！

🔤 LRC翻译歌词

[00:00.660]魔法师猫先生 -安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯
[00:05.460]你该去问问魔法师猫先生
[00:07.150]这位戏法始祖猫
[00:08.80]最伟大的魔术师都要向他求教
[00:09.900]学他那手绝妙的魔术技巧
[00:11.580]变！
[00:12.150]你们都会惊叹：
[00:13.700]哦天哪 从没见过
[00:17.750]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[00:23.490]哦天哪 从没见过
[00:28.870]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[00:35.680]他安静又娇小
[00:36.610]通体乌黑
[00:38.300]从耳尖到尾巴梢
[00:40.860]能钻过最窄的缝隙
[00:43.100]能在细栏杆上行走
[00:46.290]能从牌堆精准抽牌
[00:49.100]骰子戏法同样高超
[00:51.840]总让你误以为
[00:54.520]他只是在抓老鼠玩闹
[00:57.140]软木塞和鱼酱勺
[01:00.10]到他手里都变戏法材料
[01:02.570]当你找不见刀叉
[01:05.250]以为只是随手放跑
[01:08.160]明明刚才还在眼前
[01:11.40]下周却出现在草坪一角
[01:14.590]我们齐声惊叹：
[01:16.520]哦天哪 从没见过
[01:20.710]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[01:27.830]哦天哪 从没见过
[01:31.630]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[01:38.550]他总带着疏离的骄傲
[01:41.110]你会以为他胆小内向
[01:43.800]但炉边蜷缩时
[01:46.550]屋顶传来他的吟唱
[01:49.350]有时分明在屋顶游荡
[01:52.100]炉边却响起呼噜声响
[01:55.30]至少我们都听见那声猫叫）
[01:57.590]这无可辩驳地证明
[02:00.210]他拥有超凡魔力
[02:02.640]我曾见他家人
[02:05.440]在花园呼唤几小时长
[02:08.380]其实他在门厅睡得香
[02:11.190]不久前这只神猫
[02:14.60]从帽子里变出七只小猫
[02:17.120]我们齐声惊叹：
[02:19.490]哦天哪 从没见过
[02:23.570]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[02:30.920]哦天哪 从没见过
[02:34.870]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[02:40.180]哦天哪 从没见过
[02:45.740]如此聪明的猫 魔法师猫先生
[02:52.720]哦天哪 从没见过
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