《Welcome to The Internet》LRC歌词下载

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[00:00.00] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.00] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.00]作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.27]作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.54]Welcome to the Internet! Have a look around
[00:03.99]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:07.38]We've got mountains of content — some better, some worse
[00:11.43]If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:15.39]Welcome to the Internet! Come and take a seat
[00:18.90]Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:22.89]There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
[00:27.24]Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[00:30.81]Welcome to thе Internet! What would you prefеr?
[00:34.26]Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:38.25]Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
[00:42.57]We've got a million different ways to engage
[00:46.14]Welcome to the Internet! Put your cares aside
[00:49.62]Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:53.34]We've got movies  and doctors  and fantasy sports
[00:57.15]And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter ****ing each other
[01:01.17]Welcome to the Internet! Hold on to your socks
[01:03.81]'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
[01:07.08]They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
[01:10.77]Don't act surprised—you know you like it, you whore
[01:13.38]See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
[01:16.08]Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
[01:18.93]Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:21.96]Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom or find a tumor in your—
[01:25.23]Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
[01:27.75]Here's why women never **** you, here's how you can build a bomb
[01:30.81]Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
[01:33.78]Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:37.86]Could I interest you in everything  all of the time?
[01:41.04]A little bit of everything  all of the time
[01:44.13]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:47.07]Anything and everything  all of the time
[01:49.53]Could I interest you in everything  all of the time?
[01:52.71]A little bit of everything  all of the time
[01:55.77]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:58.71]Anything and everything  all of the time
[02:11.13]You know, it wasn't always like this
[02:18.27]Not very long ago, just before your time
[02:25.92]Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:32.79]This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
[02:40.77]We set our sights and spent our nights  waiting  for you!
[02:50.43]You, insatiable you
[02:55.53]Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
[03:03.24]And it did all the things we designed it to do
[03:11.07]Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
[03:16.92]You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
[03:26.34]Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew
[03:33.54]And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
[03:41.13]It was always the plan  to put the world in your hand
[03:48.57](*Laughing  hysterically*)
[04:00.60]Could I interest you in everything  all of the time?
[04:06.72]A bit of everything  all of the time
[04:11.49]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:16.53]Anything and everything  all of the time
[04:20.07]Could I interest you in everything  all of the time?
[04:23.16]A little bit of everything  all of the time
[04:26.22]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:29.01]Anything and everything and anything and everything
[04:31.62]And anything and everything and
[04:33.18]All of the time