《But I'm Yours》LRC歌词下载

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[00:00.760]Well I think you are the sweetest man in the whole world
[00:03.960]Well this guy ain't going anywhere Lois
[00:06.130]Hey let me tell you something
[00:09.700]Peter:♪I know I haven't  always been the perfect spouse.♪
[00:14.100]Lois: You  do OK.
[00:15.570]Peter: ♪ I drink too much  and leave the cans around the house.♪
[00:20.850]Lois: Well you do, do that.
[00:21.870]Peter:♪  And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse.♪
[00:26.700]Lois: What?!
[00:27.150]Peter: ♪ I may be thoughtless.♪
[00:28.920]Lois: No you're not.
[00:30.330]Peter: ♪ I may be sloppy♪
[00:31.890]Lois: Well, a little
[00:32.910]Peter: ♪ I may be stupid.♪
[00:34.860]Lois: Well, a lot.
[00:35.850]Peter: ♪But I'm yours♪
[00:37.890]Lois: ♪ You're figure  isn't always what it  ought to be.♪
[00:44.070]Peter: Eh, I gotta lose five pounds.
[00:45.390]Lois: ♪But rollie-pollie belly's never bothered me.♪
[00:49.830]Peter: Thank you!
[00:50.970]Lois: ♪ Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee.♪
[00:55.020]Peter: (Breathes in) Ahh(breathes out). {Just like he did when he fell after finding the pawtucket scroll}.
[00:56.910]Peter: ♪I may be chubby.♪
[00:58.140]Lois; Well, 296.
[00:59.190]Peter: ♪ I may be lazy.♪
[01:01.140]Lois: sorry, 298.
[01:02.460]Peter: ♪I may be clumsy♪
[01:04.049]Lois: Only often
[01:05.010]Peter; ♪But I'm yours♪
[01:07.230]Lois: ♪ What if one day a rapist attacked me?♪
[01:13.739]Peter: ♪ I would use him to mop up  the street.♪
[01:18.420]Lois: You would?
[01:19.260]Peter: You bet! ♪ I got a left hook.♪
[01:21.299]Lois: What if he was big?
[01:22.439]Peter: ♪ I got a right hook♪
[01:24.209]Lois: What if it was a woman?
[01:25.680]Peter: ♪ I got a camera, freaking sweet.♪
[01:31.439]Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be brainless.♪♪
[01:33.090]Peter/Lois: ♪ ♪I/You may be witless.♪♪
[01:36.720]Peter: ♪ I may be Irish.♪
[01:39.569]Peter: ♪ But I'm yours.♪
[01:42.180]Lois: ♪ And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to?♪
[01:48.150]♪ That kind of thing is every woman's dream come true.♪
[01:54.060]Peter: ♪ I'll do 'em when this very special Coach is through.♪
[01:59.489]Lois: Will you empty the trash?
[02:00.750]Peter: ♪I got a backache.♪
[02:02.189]Lois: Will you fix the toilet?
[02:03.599]Peter: ♪I got a headache.♪
[02:04.980]Lois: Will you vacuum the den?
[02:06.390]Peter: ♪ I got a *****♪
[02:07.590]Lois: You're a sexist.
[02:08.490]Peter: ♪ But I'm yours.♪
[02:10.949]Lois: ♪ They say a man should treat his lady like a prize.♪
[02:18.689]♪A goddess Greek to worship with  adoring  eyes.♪
[02:23.759]Peter: ♪ But I won't do that freeky thing of h**pin' guys.♪
[02:29.370]Peter: ♪ I may be phobic♪
[02:32.069]♪ I may be stinky♪
[02:35.520]♪ I may be farting ♪ {farts}
[02:37.860]♪ But I'm yours.♪
[02:39.990]Lois: ♪ Would you brave any hurdle to save me?♪
[02:46.860]Peter: ♪ I would slay  any foes by the scores.♪
[02:51.810]Lois: Lions?
[02:53.039]Peter: ♪ I got a shotgun.♪
[02:54.720]Lois: Tigers?
[02:55.919]Peter: ♪ I got a blowtorch.♪
[02:57.660]Lois: The Christian right?
[02:58.860]Peter: ♪ I got a porno.♪
[03:00.389]Lois: That'll do it.
[03:01.259]Peter: ♪'Cause I'm yours.♪
[03:03.210]Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be sexist.♪♪
[03:05.699]Peter/Lois: ♪♪ I/You may be messy.♪♪
[03:12.060]Peter/Lois: ♪ ♪ I/You may be  Peter.♪ ♪
[03:14.778]Peter/Lois: ♪ And  I'm  yours.♪
[03:26.03]Hey you smell something
[03:27.229]Oh dear
[03:28.139]What
[03:28.799]Oh dear
[03:30.169]What's the matter
[03:31.060]Oh you're not going to like this
[03:32.360]What
[03:33.038]I just made a doody
[03:34.769]Oh God
[03:35.690]I'm sorry it just slipped out unannounced
[03:38.119]What do you mean unannounced
[03:39.489]Well normally the doody schedules an exit interview before it departs
[03:42.440]This one seems to have no regard for protocol
[03:45.280]Do you need a change
[03:46.209]No no it's alright
[03:46.929]Op there's another one
[03:49.869]Christ let's hurry up and get to the next number
[03:51.979]Here's a favorite of mine by the great Antonio Carlos Jobim