Well I think you are the sweetest man in the whole world
Well this guy ain't going anywhere Lois
Hey let me tell you something
Peter:♪I know I haven't always been the perfect spouse.♪
Lois: You do OK.
Peter: ♪ I drink too much and leave the cans around the house.♪
Lois: Well you do, do that.
Peter:♪ And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse.♪
Lois: What?!
Peter: ♪ I may be thoughtless.♪
Lois: No you're not.
Peter: ♪ I may be sloppy♪
Lois: Well, a little
Peter: ♪ I may be stupid.♪
Lois: Well, a lot.
Peter: ♪But I'm yours♪
Lois: ♪ You're figure isn't always what it ought to be.♪
Peter: Eh, I gotta lose five pounds.
Lois: ♪But rollie-pollie belly's never bothered me.♪
Peter: Thank you!
Lois: ♪ Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee.♪
Peter: (Breathes in) Ahh(breathes out). {Just like he did when he fell after finding the pawtucket scroll}.
Peter: ♪I may be chubby.♪
Lois; Well, 296.
Peter: ♪ I may be lazy.♪
Lois: sorry, 298.
Peter: ♪I may be clumsy♪
Lois: Only often
Peter; ♪But I'm yours♪
Lois: ♪ What if one day a rapist attacked me?♪
Peter: ♪ I would use him to mop up the street.♪
Lois: You would?
Peter: You bet! ♪ I got a left hook.♪
Lois: What if he was big?
Peter: ♪ I got a right hook♪
Lois: What if it was a woman?
Peter: ♪ I got a camera, freaking sweet.♪
Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be brainless.♪♪
Peter/Lois: ♪ ♪I/You may be witless.♪♪
Peter: ♪ I may be Irish.♪
Peter: ♪ But I'm yours.♪
Lois: ♪ And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to?♪
♪ That kind of thing is every woman's dream come true.♪
Peter: ♪ I'll do 'em when this very special Coach is through.♪
Lois: Will you empty the trash?
Peter: ♪I got a backache.♪
Lois: Will you fix the toilet?
Peter: ♪I got a headache.♪
Lois: Will you vacuum the den?
Peter: ♪ I got a *****♪
Lois: You're a sexist.
Peter: ♪ But I'm yours.♪
Lois: ♪ They say a man should treat his lady like a prize.♪
♪A goddess Greek to worship with adoring eyes.♪
Peter: ♪ But I won't do that freeky thing of h**pin' guys.♪
Peter: ♪ I may be phobic♪
♪ I may be stinky♪
♪ I may be farting ♪ {farts}
♪ But I'm yours.♪
Lois: ♪ Would you brave any hurdle to save me?♪
Peter: ♪ I would slay any foes by the scores.♪
Lois: Lions?
Peter: ♪ I got a shotgun.♪
Lois: Tigers?
Peter: ♪ I got a blowtorch.♪
Lois: The Christian right?
Peter: ♪ I got a porno.♪
Lois: That'll do it.
Peter: ♪'Cause I'm yours.♪
Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be sexist.♪♪
Peter/Lois: ♪♪ I/You may be messy.♪♪
Peter/Lois: ♪ ♪ I/You may be Peter.♪ ♪
Peter/Lois: ♪ And I'm yours.♪
Hey you smell something
Oh dear
What
Oh dear
What's the matter
Oh you're not going to like this
What
I just made a doody
Oh God
I'm sorry it just slipped out unannounced
What do you mean unannounced
Well normally the doody schedules an exit interview before it departs
This one seems to have no regard for protocol
Do you need a change
No no it's alright
Op there's another one
Christ let's hurry up and get to the next number
Here's a favorite of mine by the great Antonio Carlos Jobim
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:00.760]Well I think you are the sweetest man in the whole world
[00:03.960]Well this guy ain't going anywhere Lois
[00:06.130]Hey let me tell you something
[00:09.700]Peter:♪I know I haven't always been the perfect spouse.♪
[00:14.100]Lois: You do OK.
[00:15.570]Peter: ♪ I drink too much and leave the cans around the house.♪
[00:20.850]Lois: Well you do, do that.
[00:21.870]Peter:♪ And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse.♪
[00:26.700]Lois: What?!
[00:27.150]Peter: ♪ I may be thoughtless.♪
[00:28.920]Lois: No you're not.
[00:30.330]Peter: ♪ I may be sloppy♪
[00:31.890]Lois: Well, a little
[00:32.910]Peter: ♪ I may be stupid.♪
[00:34.860]Lois: Well, a lot.
[00:35.850]Peter: ♪But I'm yours♪
[00:37.890]Lois: ♪ You're figure isn't always what it ought to be.♪
[00:44.070]Peter: Eh, I gotta lose five pounds.
[00:45.390]Lois: ♪But rollie-pollie belly's never bothered me.♪
[00:49.830]Peter: Thank you!
[00:50.970]Lois: ♪ Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee.♪
[00:55.020]Peter: (Breathes in) Ahh(breathes out). {Just like he did when he fell after finding the pawtucket scroll}.
[00:56.910]Peter: ♪I may be chubby.♪
[00:58.140]Lois; Well, 296.
[00:59.190]Peter: ♪ I may be lazy.♪
[01:01.140]Lois: sorry, 298.
[01:02.460]Peter: ♪I may be clumsy♪
[01:04.049]Lois: Only often
[01:05.010]Peter; ♪But I'm yours♪
[01:07.230]Lois: ♪ What if one day a rapist attacked me?♪
[01:13.739]Peter: ♪ I would use him to mop up the street.♪
[01:18.420]Lois: You would?
[01:19.260]Peter: You bet! ♪ I got a left hook.♪
[01:21.299]Lois: What if he was big?
[01:22.439]Peter: ♪ I got a right hook♪
[01:24.209]Lois: What if it was a woman?
[01:25.680]Peter: ♪ I got a camera, freaking sweet.♪
[01:31.439]Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be brainless.♪♪
[01:33.090]Peter/Lois: ♪ ♪I/You may be witless.♪♪
[01:36.720]Peter: ♪ I may be Irish.♪
[01:39.569]Peter: ♪ But I'm yours.♪
[01:42.180]Lois: ♪ And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to?♪
[01:48.150]♪ That kind of thing is every woman's dream come true.♪
[01:54.060]Peter: ♪ I'll do 'em when this very special Coach is through.♪
[01:59.489]Lois: Will you empty the trash?
[02:00.750]Peter: ♪I got a backache.♪
[02:02.189]Lois: Will you fix the toilet?
[02:03.599]Peter: ♪I got a headache.♪
[02:04.980]Lois: Will you vacuum the den?
[02:06.390]Peter: ♪ I got a *****♪
[02:07.590]Lois: You're a sexist.
[02:08.490]Peter: ♪ But I'm yours.♪
[02:10.949]Lois: ♪ They say a man should treat his lady like a prize.♪
[02:18.689]♪A goddess Greek to worship with adoring eyes.♪
[02:23.759]Peter: ♪ But I won't do that freeky thing of h**pin' guys.♪
[02:29.370]Peter: ♪ I may be phobic♪
[02:32.069]♪ I may be stinky♪
[02:35.520]♪ I may be farting ♪ {farts}
[02:37.860]♪ But I'm yours.♪
[02:39.990]Lois: ♪ Would you brave any hurdle to save me?♪
[02:46.860]Peter: ♪ I would slay any foes by the scores.♪
[02:51.810]Lois: Lions?
[02:53.039]Peter: ♪ I got a shotgun.♪
[02:54.720]Lois: Tigers?
[02:55.919]Peter: ♪ I got a blowtorch.♪
[02:57.660]Lois: The Christian right?
[02:58.860]Peter: ♪ I got a porno.♪
[03:00.389]Lois: That'll do it.
[03:01.259]Peter: ♪'Cause I'm yours.♪
[03:03.210]Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be sexist.♪♪
[03:05.699]Peter/Lois: ♪♪ I/You may be messy.♪♪
[03:12.060]Peter/Lois: ♪ ♪ I/You may be Peter.♪ ♪
[03:14.778]Peter/Lois: ♪ And I'm yours.♪
[03:26.03]Hey you smell something
[03:27.229]Oh dear
[03:28.139]What
[03:28.799]Oh dear
[03:30.169]What's the matter
[03:31.060]Oh you're not going to like this
[03:32.360]What
[03:33.038]I just made a doody
[03:34.769]Oh God
[03:35.690]I'm sorry it just slipped out unannounced
[03:38.119]What do you mean unannounced
[03:39.489]Well normally the doody schedules an exit interview before it departs
[03:42.440]This one seems to have no regard for protocol
[03:45.280]Do you need a change
[03:46.209]No no it's alright
[03:46.929]Op there's another one
[03:49.869]Christ let's hurry up and get to the next number
[03:51.979]Here's a favorite of mine by the great Antonio Carlos Jobim
Well I think you are the sweetest man in the whole world
Well this guy ain't going anywhere Lois
Hey let me tell you something
Peter:♪I know I haven't always been the perfect spouse.♪
Lois: You do OK.
Peter: ♪ I drink too much and leave the cans around the house.♪
Lois: Well you do, do that.
Peter:♪ And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse.♪
Lois: What?!
Peter: ♪ I may be thoughtless.♪
Lois: No you're not.
Peter: ♪ I may be sloppy♪
Lois: Well, a little
Peter: ♪ I may be stupid.♪
Lois: Well, a lot.
Peter: ♪But I'm yours♪
Lois: ♪ You're figure isn't always what it ought to be.♪
Peter: Eh, I gotta lose five pounds.
Lois: ♪But rollie-pollie belly's never bothered me.♪
Peter: Thank you!
Lois: ♪ Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee.♪
Peter: (Breathes in) Ahh(breathes out). {Just like he did when he fell after finding the pawtucket scroll}.
Peter: ♪I may be chubby.♪
Lois; Well, 296.
Peter: ♪ I may be lazy.♪
Lois: sorry, 298.
Peter: ♪I may be clumsy♪
Lois: Only often
Peter; ♪But I'm yours♪
Lois: ♪ What if one day a rapist attacked me?♪
Peter: ♪ I would use him to mop up the street.♪
Lois: You would?
Peter: You bet! ♪ I got a left hook.♪
Lois: What if he was big?
Peter: ♪ I got a right hook♪
Lois: What if it was a woman?
Peter: ♪ I got a camera, freaking sweet.♪
Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be brainless.♪♪
Peter/Lois: ♪ ♪I/You may be witless.♪♪
Peter: ♪ I may be Irish.♪
Peter: ♪ But I'm yours.♪
Lois: ♪ And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to?♪
♪ That kind of thing is every woman's dream come true.♪
Peter: ♪ I'll do 'em when this very special Coach is through.♪
Lois: Will you empty the trash?
Peter: ♪I got a backache.♪
Lois: Will you fix the toilet?
Peter: ♪I got a headache.♪
Lois: Will you vacuum the den?
Peter: ♪ I got a *****♪
Lois: You're a sexist.
Peter: ♪ But I'm yours.♪
Lois: ♪ They say a man should treat his lady like a prize.♪
♪A goddess Greek to worship with adoring eyes.♪
Peter: ♪ But I won't do that freeky thing of h**pin' guys.♪
Peter: ♪ I may be phobic♪
♪ I may be stinky♪
♪ I may be farting ♪ {farts}
♪ But I'm yours.♪
Lois: ♪ Would you brave any hurdle to save me?♪
Peter: ♪ I would slay any foes by the scores.♪
Lois: Lions?
Peter: ♪ I got a shotgun.♪
Lois: Tigers?
Peter: ♪ I got a blowtorch.♪
Lois: The Christian right?
Peter: ♪ I got a porno.♪
Lois: That'll do it.
Peter: ♪'Cause I'm yours.♪
Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be sexist.♪♪
Peter/Lois: ♪♪ I/You may be messy.♪♪
Peter/Lois: ♪ ♪ I/You may be Peter.♪ ♪
Peter/Lois: ♪ And I'm yours.♪
Hey you smell something
Oh dear
What
Oh dear
What's the matter
Oh you're not going to like this
What
I just made a doody
Oh God
I'm sorry it just slipped out unannounced
What do you mean unannounced
Well normally the doody schedules an exit interview before it departs
This one seems to have no regard for protocol
Do you need a change
No no it's alright
Op there's another one
Christ let's hurry up and get to the next number
Here's a favorite of mine by the great Antonio Carlos Jobim
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:00.760]Well I think you are the sweetest man in the whole world
[00:03.960]Well this guy ain't going anywhere Lois
[00:06.130]Hey let me tell you something
[00:09.700]Peter:♪I know I haven't always been the perfect spouse.♪
[00:14.100]Lois: You do OK.
[00:15.570]Peter: ♪ I drink too much and leave the cans around the house.♪
[00:20.850]Lois: Well you do, do that.
[00:21.870]Peter:♪ And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse.♪
[00:26.700]Lois: What?!
[00:27.150]Peter: ♪ I may be thoughtless.♪
[00:28.920]Lois: No you're not.
[00:30.330]Peter: ♪ I may be sloppy♪
[00:31.890]Lois: Well, a little
[00:32.910]Peter: ♪ I may be stupid.♪
[00:34.860]Lois: Well, a lot.
[00:35.850]Peter: ♪But I'm yours♪
[00:37.890]Lois: ♪ You're figure isn't always what it ought to be.♪
[00:44.070]Peter: Eh, I gotta lose five pounds.
[00:45.390]Lois: ♪But rollie-pollie belly's never bothered me.♪
[00:49.830]Peter: Thank you!
[00:50.970]Lois: ♪ Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee.♪
[00:55.020]Peter: (Breathes in) Ahh(breathes out). {Just like he did when he fell after finding the pawtucket scroll}.
[00:56.910]Peter: ♪I may be chubby.♪
[00:58.140]Lois; Well, 296.
[00:59.190]Peter: ♪ I may be lazy.♪
[01:01.140]Lois: sorry, 298.
[01:02.460]Peter: ♪I may be clumsy♪
[01:04.049]Lois: Only often
[01:05.010]Peter; ♪But I'm yours♪
[01:07.230]Lois: ♪ What if one day a rapist attacked me?♪
[01:13.739]Peter: ♪ I would use him to mop up the street.♪
[01:18.420]Lois: You would?
[01:19.260]Peter: You bet! ♪ I got a left hook.♪
[01:21.299]Lois: What if he was big?
[01:22.439]Peter: ♪ I got a right hook♪
[01:24.209]Lois: What if it was a woman?
[01:25.680]Peter: ♪ I got a camera, freaking sweet.♪
[01:31.439]Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be brainless.♪♪
[01:33.090]Peter/Lois: ♪ ♪I/You may be witless.♪♪
[01:36.720]Peter: ♪ I may be Irish.♪
[01:39.569]Peter: ♪ But I'm yours.♪
[01:42.180]Lois: ♪ And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to?♪
[01:48.150]♪ That kind of thing is every woman's dream come true.♪
[01:54.060]Peter: ♪ I'll do 'em when this very special Coach is through.♪
[01:59.489]Lois: Will you empty the trash?
[02:00.750]Peter: ♪I got a backache.♪
[02:02.189]Lois: Will you fix the toilet?
[02:03.599]Peter: ♪I got a headache.♪
[02:04.980]Lois: Will you vacuum the den?
[02:06.390]Peter: ♪ I got a *****♪
[02:07.590]Lois: You're a sexist.
[02:08.490]Peter: ♪ But I'm yours.♪
[02:10.949]Lois: ♪ They say a man should treat his lady like a prize.♪
[02:18.689]♪A goddess Greek to worship with adoring eyes.♪
[02:23.759]Peter: ♪ But I won't do that freeky thing of h**pin' guys.♪
[02:29.370]Peter: ♪ I may be phobic♪
[02:32.069]♪ I may be stinky♪
[02:35.520]♪ I may be farting ♪ {farts}
[02:37.860]♪ But I'm yours.♪
[02:39.990]Lois: ♪ Would you brave any hurdle to save me?♪
[02:46.860]Peter: ♪ I would slay any foes by the scores.♪
[02:51.810]Lois: Lions?
[02:53.039]Peter: ♪ I got a shotgun.♪
[02:54.720]Lois: Tigers?
[02:55.919]Peter: ♪ I got a blowtorch.♪
[02:57.660]Lois: The Christian right?
[02:58.860]Peter: ♪ I got a porno.♪
[03:00.389]Lois: That'll do it.
[03:01.259]Peter: ♪'Cause I'm yours.♪
[03:03.210]Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be sexist.♪♪
[03:05.699]Peter/Lois: ♪♪ I/You may be messy.♪♪
[03:12.060]Peter/Lois: ♪ ♪ I/You may be Peter.♪ ♪
[03:14.778]Peter/Lois: ♪ And I'm yours.♪
[03:26.03]Hey you smell something
[03:27.229]Oh dear
[03:28.139]What
[03:28.799]Oh dear
[03:30.169]What's the matter
[03:31.060]Oh you're not going to like this
[03:32.360]What
[03:33.038]I just made a doody
[03:34.769]Oh God
[03:35.690]I'm sorry it just slipped out unannounced
[03:38.119]What do you mean unannounced
[03:39.489]Well normally the doody schedules an exit interview before it departs
[03:42.440]This one seems to have no regard for protocol
[03:45.280]Do you need a change
[03:46.209]No no it's alright
[03:46.929]Op there's another one
[03:49.869]Christ let's hurry up and get to the next number
[03:51.979]Here's a favorite of mine by the great Antonio Carlos Jobim