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[by:玩鸭器machine]
[00:03.84]透过宽大的铁栅栏
[00:05.89]村里的女人们
[00:07.73]凝望着一只威猛的大猩猩
[00:09.58]全然不顾闲言碎语
[00:11.62]这些长舌妇竟毫不遮掩
[00:13.42]甚至盯着某个特定部位
[00:15.50]那正是我母亲严令
[00:17.40]禁止我在此提及之处
[00:19.11]当心那猩猩
[00:25.25]忽然间,那牢笼本应紧闭
[00:27.06]住着这俊美的野兽
[00:28.65]却莫名开启
[00:29.96]我猜想
[00:30.54]定是有人关得不够严实
[00:32.73]猴子踏出牢笼之际
[00:34.63]低语道:“今日便要失去它”
[00:36.48]他说的正是他的童贞
[00:38.31]但愿你们早已心知肚明
[00:40.12]当心那猩猩
[00:46.35]动物园老板失声惊呼:“天哪!
[00:48.09]真是要命——
[00:49.83]这猩猩从未亲近过雌性”
[00:51.89]一旦雌性众生得知
[00:53.82]这猿猴仍是处子之身
[00:55.61]非但未趁此良机亲近
[00:57.44]反而四散奔逃,如临大敌
[00:59.38]她们吓得魂飞魄散
[01:01.18]当心那猩猩
[01:07.31]那些曾目光灼灼、虎视眈眈的妇人
[01:08.94]此刻竟仓皇逃窜
[01:10.91]足见她们
[01:11.66]心思浅薄
[01:12.64]毫无主见;
[01:14.70]更可悲的是,她们的恐惧如此虚妄
[01:16.70]因那猩猩体格健壮
[01:18.62]在亲密之时远胜凡人
[01:20.54]多少女子日后定会坦言
[01:22.33]当心那猩猩
[01:28.52]众人纷纷奔逃
[01:30.29]唯恐落入发情猿猴之掌
[01:32.16]唯有一位枯朽老妪
[01:34.06]与一名年轻木讷的法官未退;
[01:36.02]见众女皆避之不及
[01:37.85]那四足兽加快步伐
[01:39.63]摇摇晃晃扑向裙裾
[01:41.71]直取老妇与法官
[01:43.50]当心那猩猩
[01:49.45]“唉,”百岁老妪轻叹,
[01:51.28]“竟还有人愿将我拥入怀中,
[01:53.16]此等奇事,
[01:55.00]实乃梦寐难求”;
[01:57.14]法官面色如常,心下却想:
[01:58.91]“莫非将我当作母猴?
[02:00.83]简直荒谬绝伦”
[02:02.69]结局却令他瞠目结舌
[02:04.60]当心那猩猩
[02:10.58]试想若你如那猿猴一般
[02:12.12]被迫在二者间择一而行——
[02:13.72]玷污法官,或侵犯老妪,
[02:16.11]你将作何选择?
[02:18.19]若此等荒诞抉择
[02:19.97]终将降临于我
[02:21.93]我深信不疑:
[02:23.84]那老妇才是我心之所向
[02:25.56]当心那猩猩
[02:31.56]可叹那猩猩虽在情爱之事上天赋异禀
[02:33.53]却毫无品味与灵性
[02:35.32]众人皆知他粗鄙不堪
[02:36.92]既无雅趣,亦乏智思
[02:39.20]本应顺理成章选择老妪
[02:40.95]如常人一般行事
[02:42.83]他却一把揪住法官耳朵
[02:44.66]拖入密林深处
[02:46.60]当心那猩猩
[02:52.86]后续本应妙趣横生
[02:54.81]可惜我无法言说
[02:56.29]实乃憾事一桩
[02:58.45]否则定令人捧腹不已;
[03:00.59]因那法官在生死关头
[03:00.59]因那法官在生死关头
[03:02.21]嘶喊:“妈妈!”
[03:02.98]痛哭流涕
[03:04.33]宛如当日
[03:05.22]他亲手判处
[03:06.26]那人斩首之刑
[03:07.93]当心那猩猩
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