Alphabutt

A is for apple
B is for butt
C is for cat butt
D for doo doo
E is for elephant doo doo
F is for fart
G is for gorilla fart
H is for huge gorilla fart
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You are my little panda bear, little panda bear
I love you, yes i do
And all the funny things you do
I love you, yes i do
You are my little panda bear...

There's a bear, a great big bear
Running down the hill
And there are two more bears in the water there
So I rest my head on the windowsill
And It make...

Wiggle wiggle wiggle my tooth
Wiggle wiggle wiggle my tooth
Wiggle wiggle wiggle ...
My tooth is very loose
Just wiggle wiggle my tooth
(Yo!)
Wiggle w...

Pee beedip beedip beedip

There's seven hungry tigers
In my underwear drawer
At least the last time I count
By another probably more
I don't care if t...

Little monster babies destroying my town
I built it out of blocks and they knocked it down
I built it back up, they knock it back down
Little monster ...

There was a time in my life that
I felt so all alone
That I never thought that someday
I would have a happy home
A backyard and a hammock and a paid o...

Hey papa make mama a smoothie
Make mama a smoothie right now
Hey papa make mama a smoothie
Cuz when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild
Like ...

there is a doggie
he is a really good doggie
panda's favorite doggie
he is a little black doggie
he is a funny doggie
we love that doggie
and he's nam...

Pee-pee in the potty
Pee-pee in the potty
Starts at milk from mummy
Then that goes to your body
Then you make you pee-pee
Pee-pee in the potty
Pee-pee...

Bobby O Bobby O
Skinny younger brother of Fabio
Rode his horse down in Mexico
ooooo Bobby O
His horse's name was rambo
But rambo was really slow
(how ...

The first thing in our list of things to do
Is to wake up right next to you
Second thing that we have planned
Is to kiss both of your hands
Third thin...

We're going to uncle Hukee's house
Hukee's house, Hukee's house
We're going to uncle Hukee's house
'Cause he is real fun
We're going to see aunt Sera
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And the weatherman said to my friend
"What's your name?"
My friend said
"Write yours down, mine is almost the same."
Erase the "S" and "M" in their pl...