The neighbor's cat killed a bunny in front of the neighborhood kids. They're all crying now and all we can think to do is yell "YOU'RE EITHER A BUNNY OR A CAT IN THIS WORLD!!" at them from the window.

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Lawns

passed out drunk in an inner tube floating on a river

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

dangerous riding lawnmower gangs have taken this quaint suburban town hostage

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

we ate a little peyote on our way to Colonial Williamsburg to research the theme song, and it was still pretty boring

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

our drummer has gravel in his kidneys apparently

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

Heading home stoned after your job at dairy queen

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

we could work at the halloween thing they do at Busch Gardens instead of our office jobs??

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

Our drummer said he has to tune his drums. We're pretty sure he just needs to hit them, but we'll wait

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

Daniel talks about his experiences on vacation in Virginia Beach, VA

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

Suburban Dads

歌手：Crush Mouse | 专辑：Suburban Dads

new theme song for colonial williamsburg to entice tourists to visit

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

Did Edgar Allan Poe get kicked out of a famous school here? We don't remember?

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

The peyote kicked in during the youth league soccer match

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

Water Country U.S.A!

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

late night at the driving range having a tantrum

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

Suburban Dads

歌手：Crush Mouse | 专辑：Crush Mouse

Garden Gnome theme song

歌手：Suburban Dad | 专辑：Williamsburg, VA

Wake up and make coffee to watch insane, fire-filled sunrise over the wharf and then make breakfast

歌手：James F. O'Dea / Suburban Dads | 专辑：Collaboration I

We could end your backyard pool party in seconds if we wanted to.

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Neighbors

We leave our garbage open because we love racoons and dislike our neighbors

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Lawns

Do you have a problem with our lawn art? If so, be direct.

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Neighbors

Oh, you're having a little informal get together? Because coming to our door with a printed invitation on a card from Michael's is pretty god damn formal.

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Neighbors

Our bassist left early so there is no bass in this

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：The Labradoodle

The Labradoodle Outro

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：The Labradoodle

The Labradoodle Intro

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：The Labradoodle

A short walk to nowhere that we all enjoyed taking, so here you go

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：The Labradoodle

watched someone catch a fish with their bare hands in slow motion on TV

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：The Labradoodle

Since the fence didn't work out, we marked our property line with a thick perimeter of dog feces..

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Neighbors

No one showed much support for our manifesto at the P.T.A. meeting so we quietly sat back down

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：P.T.A.EP

I don't care much for you, you don't care much for me... so where does this leave us?

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：The Labradoodle

We passionately read our manifesto out loud at the P.T.A. meeting

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：P.T.A.EP

We're not converting the garage into anything, we just like to sit here quietly in lawn chairs alone.

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Lawns

We hate your novelty mailbox. It is not clever. It fills us with hate.

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Lawns

Ugh, just shup up. Shut. Up.

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Neighbors

Patiently waiting until it is our turn to speak at the P.T.A. meeting

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：P.T.A.EP

The guy at the supermarket quoted Rilke at us

歌手：James F. O'Dea / Suburban Dads | 专辑：Collaboration I

Quick drawings

歌手：James F. O'Dea / Suburban Dads | 专辑：Collaboration I

nothings

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：nothing

Drums, Bass, Guitar, and a dog 2:00 AM

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Neighbors

Nothing but bass and drums

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：nothing

Rabadabanasty

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Dumpling.

A dispute over property lines and a dead tree that the neighbor says is a "Hazard"

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Lawns

your reductive expressions are bothering me and I want you to stop saying them

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：The Labradoodle

We noticed you're building a tree house, we have some extra barbed wire for added security if you want?

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Neighbors

the bay at night

歌手：James F. O'Dea / Suburban Dads | 专辑：Collaboration I

Never going back to work

歌手：James F. O'Dea / Suburban Dads | 专辑：Collaboration I

We've been feeding nuts to squirrels and building trust with them

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Lawns

Strawberry Dress

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Dumpling.

Weed killer can be used to create little dead grass crop circles in your yard

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：Lawns

our bassist told us all about the "brown noise"

歌手：Suburban Dads | 专辑：The Labradoodle