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What did God give us, Neil?
God gave us life, Nigel
Sure did
A one two three four
John the Baptist knows the score
God gave us life
God gave us life
G...

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb
Let it happen, bass player
Time flies by when you're a driver of a train
I get high when I'm the pi...

Here she lies in her fleecy gown
By my side in the eiderdown
But she can’t get a ticket to Morningtown
‘Cos I’ve got restless legs
Boring though this ...

I feel like a beggar accepting alms
Then being pelted with figs
I study my steadily declining chart placings
Hey, where did that bloke go who said I w...

Today I saw her brother
Who said she’s with another
They’ve gone away together
At first about the weather
And then about her sister
And how I really m...

In the kingdom of the blind
It’s said the one-eyed man is king
And in the kingdom of the bland
It’s nine o’clock on ITV
I believe I’ve seen holograms
...

So I’m walking down the road
And heading towards me
Is somebody I know
But not like a brother
He’s seen me, and we both realise
The tricky manoeuvre t...

A million housewives every day
Pick up a can of beans and say:
“What an amazing example of synchronisation”
And he saw the Alps way down below
He fixe...

Jesus Christ come on down!
If you ever wondered how
You get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw
In debt ...