Half Man Half Biscuit

My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man
And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
They've got one of those stickers
In the back of their van; it says:
We've see...

Well I'm not really worried about this,
But can some one please answer me this -
Apart from on commentary, where else on earth
Can you hear the word '...

There was one in the gang who had Scalextric
And because of that he thought he was better than you
Every day after school you’d go round there to play...

So I’m walking down the road
And heading towards me
Is somebody I know
But not like a brother
He’s seen me, and we both realise
The tricky manoeuvre t...

I feel like a beggar accepting alms
Then being pelted with figs
I study my steadily declining chart placings
Hey, where did that bloke go who said I w...

Psst Sssh
Psst Sssh
Psst Sssh
Sssh
They’re gonna be unveiling some new material
Some new material
Some new material
And the drummer’s got a song
That ...

Oh I was walking round my local store
Searching for the ten pence off Lenor
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
On seeing who it was I gave a cry
“**...

I shout all my obscenities from steeples,
 But please don't label me a madman,
 I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles
 As the bootleg Mark Chapman,
 Cafe...

My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
What am I supposed to do?
I’m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy
I haven’t even got a canoe
I sold my sou...

Here she lies in her fleecy gown
By my side in the eiderdown
But she can’t get a ticket to Morningtown
‘Cos I’ve got restless legs
Boring though this ...

Bleak cheap interview
Pool cue fancy pants
Chic Bates apricot
Short term sweat
Hamstring monument
Shark **** welterweight
Christ-like mince
Four Skinn...

In the kingdom of the blind
It’s said the one-eyed man is king
And in the kingdom of the bland
It’s nine o’clock on ITV
I believe I’ve seen holograms
...

Re: Our gig at Deptford Abyss
Who the hell does Jeff Dreadnought think he is?
Was he even there? (I ask myself)
Does he even care? (don’t kid yourself...

Today I saw her brother
Who said she’s with another
They’ve gone away together
At first about the weather
And then about her sister
And how I really m...

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb
Let it happen, bass player
Time flies by when you're a driver of a train
I get high when I'm the pi...

Oh darling sugar honey
When it was nice and sunny
And when I had some money
We would go and see Echo And The Bunny
…men
Since I was eight I’ve loved y...

Said the public sector leader
At the pre-launch breakfast briefing
Get your cheque books out
I don’t want them saying this town doesn’t care anymore
S...

In my wretched garret
Where I’ll die of starvation
To be buried in a paupers pit
Watching the Late Show
Legs crossed needlessly
Reading the broadsheet...

Girlfriend’s said that she no longer likes me
Reckon I know why she thinks this way
It’s ‘cos I’m a Trog
And I’ve got mad sideys
And my gait is strang...

Well this dish is too hot
You’ll never guess what
I’ve got Joy Division oven gloves
If it’s her desire
I’ll put my fingers in the fire
‘Cos I’ve got J...

Checkmate!
 Dennis Bell of Torquay
 Too late
 With your Nxe3
 Good game sir
 Do you want another bout?
 Well Dennis ain’t replying
 ‘cos he just signe...

Jesus Christ come on down!
If you ever wondered how
You get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw
In debt ...

谁
每个人都渴望你存在
每个人都恳求你赐予
亲吻你的手背
谁
每个人都渴望你存在
去承受你的关怀
等待你的来临
你站在最高云端之上
俯瞰卑微生命
注视着我们的一切
然后说随它去吧
呵——

嘿——
我没有见过你的世界
也没人真正知道
也没人真正知道
你是否对每个人敞开
你在何方
看不见的地方
还是金...

你说的笑话真可笑
五分钟后我才想到
我笑啊笑啊笑弯腰
别用怪怪的眼睛看我
上当了 手碰手 脚碰脚
上当了 挤一挤 好不好
上当了 手碰手 脚碰脚
上当了 挤一挤 好不好
你还是爱笑不好吗
不说个样子不眉毛
我天天装傻逗你玩
有我的地方就有热闹
上当了 手碰手 脚碰脚
上当了 挤一挤 好不好
上当了 ...

These lips can't wait to taste your skin, baby, no, no
And these eyes, yeah,

can't wait to see your grin, ooh ooh baby

Just let my love

Just let my...

It was two shades of brown and scratched up plastic.
It held extra line, lures, hooks, and matches.
With his last name engraved in brass,
I'd slide it...

你以目光感受 浪漫宁静宇宙
总不及两手 轻轻满身漫游
再见日光之后 欲望融掉以后
那表情会否 同样溫柔
意乱情迷极易流逝 难耐这夜春光浪费
难道你可遮掩着身体 分享一切
愈是期待愈是美丽
来让这夜春光代替
难道要等青春全枯萎 至得到一切

你我在等天亮 或在沉默酝酿
以嘴唇揭开 讲不了的遐想
你我或...

Caught by the moonlight
A silent mist
A shimmer in the trees
Oh what a night for dreams
A night of destiny

Others are sleeping
So unaware of magic in...

男：我们都有问题 都很难入睡
 我们都有问题 造成很多误会
 我们都有问题 围绕着是非
 我们都不知道怎么处理我们的问题
 我们很像 都说我们没有问题
 也都坚持我们不一样
 隔着防备 却不知不觉被影响
 其实我只想对你讲
 女：我们都很好 我们都不好
 我们让彼此难过 都别争了
 我们都很好 我们...

和音 : 樊竹青 /徐快 /靳锐 /赵晨
首席 : 杨晓倩
长调 : 傲日其愣
马头琴 : 朝克巴雅尔
舞蹈总监 : 郭震
编舞 : 赵莹莹 /WOW舞蹈工作室
蓝蓝的天空
飘着那白云
白云的下面
盖着雪白的羊群
羊群好像是斑斑的白银
洒在草原上
多么爱煞人
蓝蓝的天空
飘着那白云
白云的下面
盖着...

她住在七月的洪流上
天台倾倒理想一万丈
她午睡在北风仓皇途经的芦苇荡
她梦中的草原白茫茫
列车搭上悲欢去辗转
她尝遍了每个异乡限时赠送的糖
若我站在朝阳上 能否脱去昨日的惆怅
单薄语言能否传达我所有的牵挂
若有天我不复勇往 能否坚持走完这一场
踏遍万水千山总有一地故乡
城市慷慨亮整夜光
如同少年不惧...

Let me back it up to the start of the climb
Faced with an army of vipers and lions
I had to keep on reaching up ‘cause it was my time
To tear down the...

さあ　何百回、何千回　好きなだけ甘えてよいのじゃ
シッホﾟ振って　mofumofu!!　(おかえりなのじゃ！)
シュビドゥドゥビドゥバ　mofumofu!!　YEAH！
One more　シュビドゥバ　mofumofu!!　YEAH!
Two more シュビドゥバ　mofumofu!!　YEAH!...

禁庭春昼
莺羽披新绣
百草巧求花下斗
只赌珠玑满斗
日晚却理残妆
御前闲舞霓裳
谁道腰肢窈窕
折旋笑得君王
日晚却理残妆
御前闲舞霓裳
谁道腰肢窈窕
折旋笑得君王
大提琴：赵旭阳
联合宣发：慕音乐（Mu music）

忘记她吧
忘记她吧
能忘了吗
有舒服的沙发
还有失眠的家

删掉了号码
和可怕的想法
不忍心 开口的 问题
我不想 回答

忘记她吧
别在回忆里挣扎
忘记她吧
哦她留下的 能有那么难忘吗
我也不想再装伟大
哦她的样子
她曾说的话
都忘了吧

删掉了号码
和可怕的想法
不忍心 开口的 问题
我不想 回...

迎着微微的风像微微的你
在我不经意的时候
掀起一阵涟漪
躲着凉凉的雨像凉凉的你
偶尔捎来消息
将我整天灼热的思绪
抚平在夜里在黎明
融化我凝结的心
拥抱一阵微凉的风
心的空隙任你来去
我睁大了眼睛
找寻不到你
飘散的发留住了你
微笑的脸却来不及温习你的吻
回忆才是你唯一的痕迹
迎着微微的风像微微的你...

12通未接电话
Baby don't you call my phone.
请你一定抓紧我的手
今晚不会再让你逃走

逃到星球外
离开所以的喧嚣
吵闹 不要
阻止我们去寻找
美好 可以
把我世界给照耀
陪我逃到星球外

yep
抓住我的胃口
你的追求者都不敢当我对手
怎么办呢学不来的低头
掌握方向盘...