Half Man Half Biscuit

Checkmate!
 Dennis Bell of Torquay
 Too late
 With your Nxe3
 Good game sir
 Do you want another bout?
 Well Dennis ain’t replying
 ‘cos he just signe...

Psst Sssh
Psst Sssh
Psst Sssh
Sssh
They’re gonna be unveiling some new material
Some new material
Some new material
And the drummer’s got a song
That ...

Well this dish is too hot
You’ll never guess what
I’ve got Joy Division oven gloves
If it’s her desire
I’ll put my fingers in the fire
‘Cos I’ve got J...

Said the public sector leader
At the pre-launch breakfast briefing
Get your cheque books out
I don’t want them saying this town doesn’t care anymore
S...

In my wretched garret
Where I’ll die of starvation
To be buried in a paupers pit
Watching the Late Show
Legs crossed needlessly
Reading the broadsheet...

I feel like a beggar accepting alms
Then being pelted with figs
I study my steadily declining chart placings
Hey, where did that bloke go who said I w...

What did God give us, Neil?
God gave us life, Nigel
Sure did
A one two three four
John the Baptist knows the score
God gave us life
God gave us life
G...

Jesus Christ come on down!
If you ever wondered how
You get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw
In debt ...

Bleak cheap interview
Pool cue fancy pants
Chic Bates apricot
Short term sweat
Hamstring monument
Shark **** welterweight
Christ-like mince
Four Skinn...

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb
Let it happen, bass player
Time flies by when you're a driver of a train
I get high when I'm the pi...

I shout all my obscenities from steeples,
 But please don't label me a madman,
 I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles
 As the bootleg Mark Chapman,
 Cafe...

So I’m walking down the road
And heading towards me
Is somebody I know
But not like a brother
He’s seen me, and we both realise
The tricky manoeuvre t...

Here she lies in her fleecy gown
By my side in the eiderdown
But she can’t get a ticket to Morningtown
‘Cos I’ve got restless legs
Boring though this ...

Well I'm not really worried about this,
But can some one please answer me this -
Apart from on commentary, where else on earth
Can you hear the word '...

My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man
And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
They've got one of those stickers
In the back of their van; it says:
We've see...

Re: Our gig at Deptford Abyss
Who the hell does Jeff Dreadnought think he is?
Was he even there? (I ask myself)
Does he even care? (don’t kid yourself...

Girlfriend’s said that she no longer likes me
Reckon I know why she thinks this way
It’s ‘cos I’m a Trog
And I’ve got mad sideys
And my gait is strang...

My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
What am I supposed to do?
I’m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy
I haven’t even got a canoe
I sold my sou...

Oh darling sugar honey
When it was nice and sunny
And when I had some money
We would go and see Echo And The Bunny
…men
Since I was eight I’ve loved y...

Today I saw her brother
Who said she’s with another
They’ve gone away together
At first about the weather
And then about her sister
And how I really m...

There was one in the gang who had Scalextric
And because of that he thought he was better than you
Every day after school you’d go round there to play...

A million housewives every day
Pick up a can of beans and say:
“What an amazing example of synchronisation”
And he saw the Alps way down below
He fixe...

你也晓得那个人太危险
但又迷恋 未知的浪漫和狂野
你想成为他爱情的终点
却没把握 距离幸福有多远

我懂你聪明倔强坚持亲身体验
所以没反对 只是陪在你身边

绝不要 对自己说谎
够勇敢 才能实现梦想
多年后 才遗憾 没尝试 那多凄凉

绝不要 对自己说谎
就飞往 在云端的天堂
万一你 很失望 我会拥...

ICQ 你留言
看的我红了脸
你说你荧幕铺满我照片
还问我那一天
才可以约见面
瞬间 被你捧的像天仙
对你感觉一直有增无减
我们的话题也蛮投缘
想答应 还是拖延
翻来覆去
我暂时按下拒绝的按键
只要聊天 别见面
触电时间久一点
我在你心里
随时上线
说甜言 要新鲜
触电火花多一点
有真心 再说永远
...

「泣いて笑って」

花びら舞う 古い校舎
見慣れた 景色なのに
卒業証書 抱いた胸に
少しずつ 切なさが灯る
「頑張れ」と頭なでられ
送り出してくれたまなざし
ぬくもりを背中に受けて
今 歩き出すよ
泣いて 泣いて 笑って
ともに過ごした日々すべて
ありがとう 心から
この出会いは
偶然という名の奇...

Status seekers - I never cared
once I found out they never dared
to seize the world and shake it upside down
and every stinking bum should wear a crow...

Ich bin für dich da
und wenn hart folgt auf hart
Ich werd'tun was ich tun kann bis ins Grab
Durch die Holle und wieder zur
Gemeinsam ans Ziel auch wen...

Tra voi, belle, brune e bionde
Si nasconde
Giovinetta
Vaga e vezzosa,
Dal labbro rosa
Sei tu bionda stella?
Dillo a me!
Palesatemi il destino
E il div...

非鱼乐队－失眠
薛成(2006/12/14  15:53)
献给我的女友
希望我不要失眠
但你是我最珍贵的依恋

星光点亮得每一个夜晚
寂静挤满了整个房间
往事飘落悄无声息
只剩下一屋子的烟
壁钟敲打着每一个故事
你会在哪个情景出现
岁月分割了每个片段
是否我们还有重逢的缘
全世界只有我在失眠
你看...

그대여 그대여 그대여 그대여 그대여

오늘은 우리 같이 걸어요 이 거리를
밤에 들려오는 자장노래 어떤가요 ( oh yeah )
몰랐던 그대와 단 둘이 손 잡고
알 수 없는 이 떨림과 둘이 걸어요

봄바람 휘날리며
흩날리는 벚꽃 잎이
울려 퍼질 이 거리를
( UhUh )...

Mind...いつだって Find... 求めてた
Shine... 愛こそが Believe...真実と
哀しいことが降り続いても
誰も孤独になりはしない
祈るように空を仰げば
愛しい笑顔抱きしめられる
ジレンマの森を抜け 立ち向かう
その想い 永遠も超えるでしょう

幾千の愛の言葉より
あなたが...

Look at the sky
The sun won't ask the world if it can rise
Look at your mind
And ask yourself what keeps you trapped inside
Look at the lights
They fo...

Don’t know what you’re pushing for
Act like i’m already yours
Not cool with me
it’s not cool with me
I won’t let you have control
Love my boys like yo...

沙雕同学悄悄对我说
你有头发还不快活
被迫离开温暖被窝
代之以冷落
习惯即是家常便饭
日常熬夜三点半
三点五十还在建模
做你麻痹做
沙雕同学又来给我说
你的建模像蔡徐坤
wdnmd真的像
作业不交咯
再次打开三地马克丝
头发一把一把掉落
车削旋转布尔哦豁
编辑网格一点白做
哦~
做尼玛的建模
***...

怪先生

带着我与生俱来的怪格
格格不入的我笑你不懂我
从不较真 一笔带过
怎奈何我竟拿起了这micphone
是不是该计较一下你不懂的怪格
YEAH
从来不否认
远未长大
觉得我幼稚的话
他并不过分
拜苍天 跪大地
完美的道还需你们扪心自问

永无焦点的平行线何必拼命演
早已定下的结局
浪费的时间...

The world may collide
But stars keep on shining
Everything we feel inside
Is everything we need
Nothing could ever come between
Between you & I
Betwee...

（MSV=Manchester Student Village）
醒在空无一人的末班地铁上
摇摇欲坠的镜框
背在胸前两手环绕的电脑包
里面有他的梦想
（we're gonna find another better place）
他的指甲他的头发他的一切乱糟糟
脚步却静悄悄
像只流浪的猫
走过的路受...

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