Born under a bad sign,
Been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all.
Hard luck and trouble
Been my only friend.
I've been on my own
Ever sinced I was ten!
Born under a bad sign!
I've been down since I began to crawl!
If it wasn't for bad luck,
You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all!
I do not like to read,
I can hardly write.
My whole life has been
One big fight!
Born under a bad sign!
I've been down since I began to crawl!
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I said I wouldn't have no luck at all!
And that ain't no lie!
Y'know, if it wasn't for bad luck,
I would not have no kind of luck!
If it wasn't for real bad luck,
I would not have no luck at all!
You know, beer and bowling
Is all I crave.
A big bag of pork rinds
Gonna carry me to my grave!
Born under a bad sign!
I've been down since I began to crawl!
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all!
Good take, boys!
Yeah! I think that now that I'm a blues singer, I should have some kind of name.
How 'bout Muddy Simpson? No? Big Homer! T-Bone Homer! Blind Lemon Simpson! ........
Blind Lemon-Lime Homer! Blind Grapefuit Homer! Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homer!
No, that's ... That's ... They used that already. Blind ...
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:07.98]Born under a bad sign,
[00:13.41]Been down since I began to crawl.
[00:18.85]If it wasn't for bad luck,
[00:21.61]You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all.
[00:29.45]Hard luck and trouble
[00:32.00]Been my only friend.
[00:34.63]I've been on my own
[00:37.13]Ever sinced I was ten!
[00:39.76]Born under a bad sign!
[00:45.40]I've been down since I began to crawl!
[00:50.62]If it wasn't for bad luck,
[00:53.25]You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all!
[01:01.39]I do not like to read,
[01:03.80]I can hardly write.
[01:06.64]My whole life has been
[01:08.94]One big fight!
[01:11.92]Born under a bad sign!
[01:17.00]I've been down since I began to crawl!
[01:22.44]If it wasn't for bad luck,
[01:25.27]I said I wouldn't have no luck at all!
[01:29.25]And that ain't no lie!
[01:43.36]Y'know, if it wasn't for bad luck,
[01:46.56]I would not have no kind of luck!
[01:48.90]If it wasn't for real bad luck,
[01:51.85]I would not have no luck at all!
[01:59.53]You know, beer and bowling
[02:02.23]Is all I crave.
[02:04.99]A big bag of pork rinds
[02:06.96]Gonna carry me to my grave!
[02:10.46]Born under a bad sign!
[02:14.91]I've been down since I began to crawl!
[02:20.73]If it wasn't for bad luck,
[02:23.73]I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all!
[02:37.95]Good take, boys!
[02:39.78]Yeah! I think that now that I'm a blues singer, I should have some kind of name.
[02:44.75]How 'bout Muddy Simpson? No? Big Homer! T-Bone Homer! Blind Lemon Simpson! ........
[02:52.89]Blind Lemon-Lime Homer! Blind Grapefuit Homer! Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homer!
[03:02.33]No, that's ... That's ... They used that already. Blind ...
Born under a bad sign,
Been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all.
Hard luck and trouble
Been my only friend.
I've been on my own
Ever sinced I was ten!
Born under a bad sign!
I've been down since I began to crawl!
If it wasn't for bad luck,
You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all!
I do not like to read,
I can hardly write.
My whole life has been
One big fight!
Born under a bad sign!
I've been down since I began to crawl!
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I said I wouldn't have no luck at all!
And that ain't no lie!
Y'know, if it wasn't for bad luck,
I would not have no kind of luck!
If it wasn't for real bad luck,
I would not have no luck at all!
You know, beer and bowling
Is all I crave.
A big bag of pork rinds
Gonna carry me to my grave!
Born under a bad sign!
I've been down since I began to crawl!
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all!
Good take, boys!
Yeah! I think that now that I'm a blues singer, I should have some kind of name.
How 'bout Muddy Simpson? No? Big Homer! T-Bone Homer! Blind Lemon Simpson! ........
Blind Lemon-Lime Homer! Blind Grapefuit Homer! Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homer!
No, that's ... That's ... They used that already. Blind ...
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:07.98]Born under a bad sign,
[00:13.41]Been down since I began to crawl.
[00:18.85]If it wasn't for bad luck,
[00:21.61]You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all.
[00:29.45]Hard luck and trouble
[00:32.00]Been my only friend.
[00:34.63]I've been on my own
[00:37.13]Ever sinced I was ten!
[00:39.76]Born under a bad sign!
[00:45.40]I've been down since I began to crawl!
[00:50.62]If it wasn't for bad luck,
[00:53.25]You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all!
[01:01.39]I do not like to read,
[01:03.80]I can hardly write.
[01:06.64]My whole life has been
[01:08.94]One big fight!
[01:11.92]Born under a bad sign!
[01:17.00]I've been down since I began to crawl!
[01:22.44]If it wasn't for bad luck,
[01:25.27]I said I wouldn't have no luck at all!
[01:29.25]And that ain't no lie!
[01:43.36]Y'know, if it wasn't for bad luck,
[01:46.56]I would not have no kind of luck!
[01:48.90]If it wasn't for real bad luck,
[01:51.85]I would not have no luck at all!
[01:59.53]You know, beer and bowling
[02:02.23]Is all I crave.
[02:04.99]A big bag of pork rinds
[02:06.96]Gonna carry me to my grave!
[02:10.46]Born under a bad sign!
[02:14.91]I've been down since I began to crawl!
[02:20.73]If it wasn't for bad luck,
[02:23.73]I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all!
[02:37.95]Good take, boys!
[02:39.78]Yeah! I think that now that I'm a blues singer, I should have some kind of name.
[02:44.75]How 'bout Muddy Simpson? No? Big Homer! T-Bone Homer! Blind Lemon Simpson! ........
[02:52.89]Blind Lemon-Lime Homer! Blind Grapefuit Homer! Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homer!
[03:02.33]No, that's ... That's ... They used that already. Blind ...
Old woman:What a beautiful baby! But horrible breath!
Singers:He's the baby whose mouth
Smells like death.
Run for your life, it's Baby Stink Breath!
...
Lisa:Hey, what are you hiding
Under that funny hair?
I know the lights are on,
But there's nobody there.
I need a new life.
I need a new next of kin.
...
Marge:Sharry, you did the best you could, but you can't change this family and neither can I.
From now on, I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the ride....
Homer:What happened?
What is this place?
Jockey #1:Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
Homer:Why are you talking like that?
Jockey #1:These are ...
Homer:Uh, Marge?
I was born to make you happy.
I think you're just my style.
Everywhere I go,
Tellin' everyone I know
Baby, I love to see you smile.
...
Homer:Well, kids, there it is! Capital City!
Tony Bennett:There's a swingin' town I know called... Capital City.
It's the kind of place that makes a b...
Alright, children, let's clean up this room.
Aw, mam...
Do we have to?
Now, now. I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast.
If t...
Homer:Don't worry. I brought my "Rappin' Ronnie Reagan" tape.
It always makes the trip go faster.
Ronald Reagan:Well, well, well, w-w-w-well-w-w-w-
We...