Oh my life is wanna be your man in every possible way Oh my dream is wanna be your man in every impossible way 伊勿就是长了比我高 ain’t he just taller than me 伊勿就是卖相比我好 ain’t he just more handsome than me 伊勿就是房子买两套 ain’t he just got two houses 伊勿就是爷娘有钞票 ain’t he just got wealthy parents 勒海伊个眼里 in his eyes 我勿是个男人 I’m not a man 呒没房子就等于呒没长胸肌 no house equals no muscles 呒没钞票就赛过呒没长** no money equals no ***** 侬现在过了好勿好 are you living a happy life now 伊阿是真心待侬好 does he love you with heart and soul 等我何里一天赚到大钞票 once I earn a big money 让侬正式尝尝做人个味道 I will show you how wonderful life can be 勒海侬个眼里 in your eyes 我勿是个男人 I’m not a man 呒没房子就等于呒没长胸肌 no house equals no muscles 呒没钞票就赛过呒没长** no money equals no ***** 乃老娘伊身体还好 how is your mother 夜到是勿是还睏勿着觉 does she still sleep badly at night 麻烦侬相帮我转告 please tell her 乃么再也呒没人来跟伊瞎乌搞 I won’t bother her any more 勒海乃个眼里 in her eyes 我勿是个男人 I’m not a man 呒没房子就等于呒没长胸肌 no house equals no muscles 呒没钞票就赛过呒没长** no money equals no ***** 啦啦啦啦~
[00:24.68]Oh my life [00:27.54]is wanna be your man [00:30.19]in every possible way [00:35.79]Oh my dream [00:39.32]is wanna be your man [00:41.95]in every impossible way [00:46.72]伊勿就是长了比我高 ain’t he just taller than me [00:52.41]伊勿就是卖相比我好 ain’t he just more handsome than me [00:58.15]伊勿就是房子买两套 ain’t he just got two houses [01:03.97]伊勿就是爷娘有钞票 ain’t he just got wealthy parents [01:09.67]勒海伊个眼里 in his eyes [01:15.39]我勿是个男人 I’m not a man [01:21.50]呒没房子就等于呒没长胸肌 no house equals no muscles [01:27.24]呒没钞票就赛过呒没长** no money equals no ***** [01:33.12]侬现在过了好勿好 are you living a happy life now [01:39.00]伊阿是真心待侬好 does he love you with heart and soul [01:44.72]等我何里一天赚到大钞票 once I earn a big money [01:49.96]让侬正式尝尝做人个味道 I will show you how wonderful life can be [01:55.99]勒海侬个眼里 in your eyes [02:02.38]我勿是个男人 I’m not a man [02:08.12]呒没房子就等于呒没长胸肌 no house equals no muscles [02:13.82]呒没钞票就赛过呒没长** no money equals no ***** [02:43.14]乃老娘伊身体还好 how is your mother [02:48.71]夜到是勿是还睏勿着觉 does she still sleep badly at night [02:54.47]麻烦侬相帮我转告 please tell her [03:00.16]乃么再也呒没人来跟伊瞎乌搞 I won’t bother her any more [03:06.14]勒海乃个眼里 in her eyes [03:11.99]我勿是个男人 I’m not a man [03:17.35]呒没房子就等于呒没长胸肌 no house equals no muscles [03:23.48]呒没钞票就赛过呒没长** no money equals no ***** [03:29.46]啦啦啦啦~
Oh my life is wanna be your man in every possible way Oh my dream is wanna be your man in every impossible way 伊勿就是长了比我高 ain’t he just taller than me 伊勿就是卖相比我好 ain’t he just more handsome than me 伊勿就是房子买两套 ain’t he just got two houses 伊勿就是爷娘有钞票 ain’t he just got wealthy parents 勒海伊个眼里 in his eyes 我勿是个男人 I’m not a man 呒没房子就等于呒没长胸肌 no house equals no muscles 呒没钞票就赛过呒没长** no money equals no ***** 侬现在过了好勿好 are you living a happy life now 伊阿是真心待侬好 does he love you with heart and soul 等我何里一天赚到大钞票 once I earn a big money 让侬正式尝尝做人个味道 I will show you how wonderful life can be 勒海侬个眼里 in your eyes 我勿是个男人 I’m not a man 呒没房子就等于呒没长胸肌 no house equals no muscles 呒没钞票就赛过呒没长** no money equals no ***** 乃老娘伊身体还好 how is your mother 夜到是勿是还睏勿着觉 does she still sleep badly at night 麻烦侬相帮我转告 please tell her 乃么再也呒没人来跟伊瞎乌搞 I won’t bother her any more 勒海乃个眼里 in her eyes 我勿是个男人 I’m not a man 呒没房子就等于呒没长胸肌 no house equals no muscles 呒没钞票就赛过呒没长** no money equals no ***** 啦啦啦啦~
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