I saw a baby drive a truck
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwear was made of crickets
He pawned a skeleton to buy
Some old expired lotto tickets
I saw a naked vagrant giving
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
I probably could have gone my whole life
Without seeing that
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes
I saw a mime get hacked to death
With an imaginary cleaver
I saw an old man's final breath
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
I saw these diabetic chicks
In an abandoned 7-Eleven
I watched them snorting pixie sticks
While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
They could shove up each other's nose
I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
That's just the way it goes
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
And he trained it to massage his back
My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
So we used him to play hacky-sack
My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes
Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
With my own eyes
I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes x4
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.57]I saw a baby drive a truck
[00:03.39]I saw a junkie eat a tuba
[00:06.58]I saw a stripper kiss a duck
[00:09.56]Behind a dumpster in Aruba
[00:13.10]I saw this fat, psychotic guy
[00:16.13]His underwear was made of crickets
[00:19.37]He pawned a skeleton to buy
[00:22.55]Some old expired lotto tickets
[00:25.74]I saw a naked vagrant giving
[00:28.47]Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
[00:32.16]I probably could have gone my whole life
[00:34.74]Without seeing that
[00:41.54]With my own eyes
[00:43.30]I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[00:48.02]Wish I could disconnect my brain
[00:50.76]From my own eyes
[00:54.59]I saw a mime get hacked to death
[00:57.70]With an imaginary cleaver
[01:00.98]I saw an old man's final breath
[01:03.99]I watched him die from Bieber Fever
[01:07.39]I saw these diabetic chicks
[01:10.38]In an abandoned 7-Eleven
[01:13.61]I watched them snorting pixie sticks
[01:16.70]While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
[01:19.98]I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
[01:23.66]They could shove up each other's nose
[01:26.45]I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
[01:32.92]That's just the way it goes
[01:35.96]With my own eyes
[01:37.30]I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[01:42.13]Wish I could disconnect my brain
[01:44.99]From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[01:48.33]Those visions haunt my memory
[01:51.75]Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[01:56.68]With my own eyes
[02:09.33]Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
[02:13.19]And he trained it to massage his back
[02:16.23]My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
[02:19.41]So we used him to play hacky-sack
[02:24.39]My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
[02:27.52]And frosty ice-cold lemonade
[02:30.66]They took MasterCard and sometimes
[02:33.10]Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
[02:39.57]I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
[02:46.13]With my own eyes
[02:47.75]I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
[02:52.47]Wish I could disconnect my brain
[02:55.31]From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[02:58.58]Those visions haunt my memory
[03:01.88]Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[03:10.14]With my own eyes x4
I saw a baby drive a truck
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwear was made of crickets
He pawned a skeleton to buy
Some old expired lotto tickets
I saw a naked vagrant giving
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
I probably could have gone my whole life
Without seeing that
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes
I saw a mime get hacked to death
With an imaginary cleaver
I saw an old man's final breath
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
I saw these diabetic chicks
In an abandoned 7-Eleven
I watched them snorting pixie sticks
While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
They could shove up each other's nose
I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
That's just the way it goes
With my own eyes
I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes
Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
And he trained it to massage his back
My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
So we used him to play hacky-sack
My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes
Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
With my own eyes
I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
With my own eyes x4
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.57]I saw a baby drive a truck
[00:03.39]I saw a junkie eat a tuba
[00:06.58]I saw a stripper kiss a duck
[00:09.56]Behind a dumpster in Aruba
[00:13.10]I saw this fat, psychotic guy
[00:16.13]His underwear was made of crickets
[00:19.37]He pawned a skeleton to buy
[00:22.55]Some old expired lotto tickets
[00:25.74]I saw a naked vagrant giving
[00:28.47]Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat
[00:32.16]I probably could have gone my whole life
[00:34.74]Without seeing that
[00:41.54]With my own eyes
[00:43.30]I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[00:48.02]Wish I could disconnect my brain
[00:50.76]From my own eyes
[00:54.59]I saw a mime get hacked to death
[00:57.70]With an imaginary cleaver
[01:00.98]I saw an old man's final breath
[01:03.99]I watched him die from Bieber Fever
[01:07.39]I saw these diabetic chicks
[01:10.38]In an abandoned 7-Eleven
[01:13.61]I watched them snorting pixie sticks
[01:16.70]While they were belching Stairway To Heaven
[01:19.98]I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
[01:23.66]They could shove up each other's nose
[01:26.45]I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
[01:32.92]That's just the way it goes
[01:35.96]With my own eyes
[01:37.30]I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
[01:42.13]Wish I could disconnect my brain
[01:44.99]From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[01:48.33]Those visions haunt my memory
[01:51.75]Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[01:56.68]With my own eyes
[02:09.33]Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
[02:13.19]And he trained it to massage his back
[02:16.23]My guinea pig committed hara-kiri
[02:19.41]So we used him to play hacky-sack
[02:24.39]My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
[02:27.52]And frosty ice-cold lemonade
[02:30.66]They took MasterCard and sometimes
[02:33.10]Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
[02:39.57]I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
[02:46.13]With my own eyes
[02:47.75]I've seen thing that'd drive a normal man insane
[02:52.47]Wish I could disconnect my brain
[02:55.31]From my own eyes (my own eyes)
[02:58.58]Those visions haunt my memory
[03:01.88]Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
[03:10.14]With my own eyes x4
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It's time for us to join in the fight
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It's time to let the ...
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It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the ...
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
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I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, i was just about ready
To curl up and die
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I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!
I sued Panasonic
They never sai...
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or i'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
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