Weird Al Yankovic

La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna  magnifico
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
's...

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or i'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'cause i'm the king of cellulite
H...

他说他很喜欢狗的
一直都有养狗的
养狗要懂得训练
狗一般都会听話
狗是人类好朋友
训练有基本原则
基本功夫
come sit stay down heel
狗原本是狼來的
狼是社会性的动物
狗永远只是狗來的
人永远只是人罢了
城市里我们便是它的伙伴
它的领袖 它的一切 它的全部
我们卻忽略它的无助
...

Ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
Until a friend tol...

They  see  me  mowin'
My  front  lawn
I  know  they're  all  thinking
I'm  so  White  N'nerdy
Think  I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
Think  I'm  just  ...

Seven O＇Clock in the evening
Watchin somethin＇ stupid on TV
I＇m zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me

She says ＂Is this ＇B...

Yankovic-White & Nerdy Lyrics
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Thi...

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and ne...

他说他很喜欢狗的
一直都有养狗的
养狗要懂得训练
狗一般都会听話
狗是人类好朋友
训练有基本原则
基本功夫
come sit stay down heel
狗原本是狼來的
狼是社会性的动物
狗永远只是狗來的
人永远只是人罢了
城市里我们便是它的伙伴
它的领袖 它的一切 它的全部
我们卻忽略它的无助
...

Yeah
A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snow globe
A Smurf T-V tray
I bought on eBay
My house is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most ever...

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says 
I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius i...

Doctor, every night
I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
Then all of sudden
I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall ...

My life, it used to be incomplete
＆till i saw what i was looking for at a drive-in swap meet
My life it won't be the same again
Now i'm proud to say t...

What is this song all about
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't kno...

La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna  magnifico
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
's...

Mum mum mum mum
Mum mum mum muh
Oh whoa oh oh oh
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read-a my polka face
She's got to love nobody
Can't read my...

I moved out to Langley recently
with a plain and simple dream
Want to infiltrate some third world place (Whoa)
those men in black with their matching ...

Once, not very long ago,
But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)
My life is filled with such regret
A bad mistake I can't forget
And now I'll never...

I finally made it through med school
Somehow i made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passsed ...

Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your ...

George, George, George of the jungle
Strong as he can be
Ah, watch out for that tree
George, George, George of the jungle
Lives a life that's free
Ah,...

Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they ...

I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with perrier
What can i say
This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when i'm in the mood
I hire s...

You Make Me -Weird Al Yankovic
You make me wanna slam my head against the wall
You make me do the limbo
You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall
Yo...

My life, it used to be incomplete
＆till i saw what i was looking for at a drive-in swap meet
My life it won't be the same again
Now i'm proud to say t...

Met this fine young thing at the local 
Circle KShe made a date for a half past eight and 
I said, "What the hey?"
So I journeyed to her crib and 
I l...

Gump Sat Alone On A Bench In The Park
 "My Name Is Forrest" He'd Casually Remark
 Waitin' For The Bus With His Hands In His Pockets
 He Just Kept Sayi...

it's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and ...

I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passsed ...

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the ...

Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal
...

What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't k...

Gump Sat Alone On A Bench In The Park
 "My Name Is Forrest" He'd Casually Remark
 Waitin' For The Bus With His Hands In His Pockets
 He Just Kept Sayi...

First things first, I'm a craftsman
Remodelling is my only passion
And I'm the greatest in the business
Want referrals, yo
My clientèle will bear you ...

I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for late...

That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We’re gonna kick your collective posterior
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Mid...

I saw a baby drive a truck
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwe...

We must all efficiently
Invest in world-class technology
And leverage our core competencies
In order to holistically administrate
Exceptional synergy
...

I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
My belly's covered with pizza crust
I'm using my inhaler now
I'm out of shape, fattening up
I'm sipping Coke from a solo ...

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
 They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.
 There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and *****.
 Jus...

We must all efficiently
Invest in world-class technology
And leverage our core competencies
In order to holistically administrate
Exceptional synergy
...