Weird Al Yankovic

I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
My belly's covered with pizza crust
I'm using my inhaler now
I'm out of shape, fattening up
I'm sipping Coke from a solo ...

Been beat up and battered around
Been sent up, and I've been shot down
You're the best thing that I've ever found
Handle me with care

Reputation's ch...

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh i wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the...

Everybody shut up, WOO!
Everyone listen up!
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

If you don't know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that class...

it's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and ...

Doctor, every night
I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
Then all of sudden
I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall ...

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare
It's ...

Ooh my little hungry one hungry one
Ooh I think the toast is done the toast is done
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much then throw up
But I'll so...

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or i'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'cause i'm the king of cellulite
H...

Yeah
A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snow globe
A Smurf T-V tray
I bought on eBay
My house is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most ever...

Yankovic-White & Nerdy Lyrics
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Thi...

La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna  magnifico
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
's...

What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't k...

Seven O＇Clock in the evening
Watchin somethin＇ stupid on TV
I＇m zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me

She says ＂Is this ＇B...

Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they ...

We must all efficiently
Invest in world-class technology
And leverage our core competencies
In order to holistically administrate
Exceptional synergy
...

Once there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when...

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
 They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.
 There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and *****.
 Jus...

I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die
But then one day 
I got a ...

That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We’re gonna kick your collective posterior
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Mid...

You Make Me -Weird Al Yankovic
You make me wanna slam my head against the wall
You make me do the limbo
You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall
Yo...

Album:Alapalooza

Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No A.C.
And the radio's broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I've been waiting here fo...

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or i'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'cause i'm the king of cellulite
H...

（music）
在祈祷的每一个夜
只有我能听得见音乐
你知道 我喜欢
创造一点点 新的感觉
在拥挤的每一条街
只有我能自由地穿越
你知道 我喜欢
不受牵绊的感觉
追得过一切 追得过一切
像风一样狂野
我要跑在最前面
可以看见不同的天
追得过一切 追得过一切
我的爱因为你
再也没有终止线
（music...

我不明白
这个世界爱是由谁主宰

人像小孩
流过了泪还忍不住期待

这个年代

谎言进化得精彩
恰好哄骗

某人如果没有爱
孤单的人总是比较抵挡不来

我的心还渴望一份爱

幸福一秒吧 对我也是很实在

终于明白
爱不是谁推开门就进来

剧情安排

这个城市

寂寞蔓延太澎湃
爱与等待
像一场拔河比...

I'll  find  my  way
I'll  find  my  way  to  your  heart  babe
（I'll  find  my  way  to  your  heart  babe）
（Easy  Easy）
（Uh  la  la  loving  you  is ...

Bet you didn't think I knew how to rock 'n' roll.
Oh, I got the boogie-woogie right down in my very soul.
There ain't no need for me to be a wallflowe...

I just want to  see that clear clear ight
Keep on making those promises that they aren't keeping
Said they don't want to die in a nuclear war
Now we w...

With the faces I now wear
It's only proof my thoughts
Have b.e impaired
And the courage I shall build
Stands at distance still
Everything is physical
...

Felony--Tonite
--lndjove--
......
Hey baby, I'm sorry for all I've done
I can't change the past, it's all gone
But I will change the future I'll try h...

.
When we were only seventeen
And thrown into society
That was the end of you and me
From what we could have been
.
And if we didn't keep in touch
I g...

長い髪を下ろしたの
あなたのために
少しだけど背伸びして
大人になったの
恋をする気持ちは同じね
昔も今も
庭に小さな宵待草の
花が咲いたら
ひとつあげましょう
あなたにあげましょう
ふたりの横顔
月が照らす前に
長い髪を結んだの
昔のように
少しだけど傷ついて
大人になったの
あの径を小さく消えて...

Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain
Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong
Call him insane
He'd say: I know what I want
and I wan...

Oh I know, I know he’s out there.
Most definitely.
Maybe you already met the one you’ll never forget,
your meant to be.
La-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da...

雨音に気づいた不意で
窓際まで来たの
あなたのそばを離れて
いつもより真面目な声で
言うから
好きだよ
君と過ごせる時間は
何よりも大切さ
どんな無茶な態度でいても
誰に対しても変わらない
微笑みながら聞いてくれる
僕の前でも正直な
君は他の人と違う
何かが始まるのかもしれない

だけどまだ

もう...

在那遥远的天边
有一个神秘而古老的地方
他是那么神奇
他是那么雄壮而威严
那里有高高的唐古拉山
那里有远古的呼唤
他是人们朝圣的夙愿
他是我钟情的雪域家园
哦 呀啦嗦 哦 美丽的西藏
你是我向往的地方
你那雄伟的布达拉宫和青藏高原使我留恋
那里有高高的唐古拉山
那里有远古的呼唤
他是人们朝圣的夙愿
...

午夜梦回世间繁华已千年 爱不灭
恨此生情深却缘浅 心系你回首浅笑间
任他轮回千百遍 只求再与你相恋 可愿
在拥挤人群中我就是一眼看到你的脸
你的出现 让我感觉那么强烈
想了解你的一切 想说我爱你一遍一遍
这冰封已久的心 只为你一个人而溶解
忘记你前世的战火硝烟 忘记你一生的爱恨纠结
转眼繁华落尽 是...

今天是你的生日我的中国 - 匡桐菲

今天是你的生日
我的中国

清晨我放飞一群白鸽

为你衔来一枚橄榄叶

鸽子在崇山峻岭飞过

我们祝福你的生日
我的中国
愿你永远没有忧患
永远宁静

我们祝福你的生日
我的中国
这是儿女们心中期望的歌

今天是你的生日
我的中国

清晨我放飞一群白鸽

为你衔...

灰色に白んだ言叶はカプチーノみたいな色してる
言い訳はいいよ 窗辺に置いてきて
数え切れないよ
灰色に白んだ心はカプチーノみたいな色してる
言い訳はいいよ 呷ろうカプチーノ
戯けた振りして
さぁ揺荡うように雨流れ
仆らに岚す花に溺れ
君が褪せないような思い出を
どうか
どうか
どうか君が溢れないよう...