Weird Al Yankovic

They  see  me  mowin'
My  front  lawn
I  know  they're  all  thinking
I'm  so  White  N'nerdy
Think  I'm  just  too  white  n'nerdy
Think  I'm  just  ...

Got an ak-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greter
Th...

I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
My belly's covered with pizza crust
I'm using my inhaler now
I'm out of shape, fattening up
I'm sipping Coke from a solo ...

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and ne...

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or i'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'cause i'm the king of cellulite
H...

Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your ...

I saw a baby drive a truck
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
His underwe...

That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We’re gonna kick your collective posterior
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Mid...

他说他很喜欢狗的
一直都有养狗的
养狗要懂得训练
狗一般都会听話
狗是人类好朋友
训练有基本原则
基本功夫
come sit stay down heel
狗原本是狼來的
狼是社会性的动物
狗永远只是狗來的
人永远只是人罢了
城市里我们便是它的伙伴
它的领袖 它的一切 它的全部
我们卻忽略它的无助
...

Met this fine young thing at the local 
Circle KShe made a date for a half past eight and 
I said, "What the hey?"
So I journeyed to her crib and 
I l...

George, George, George of the jungle
Strong as he can be
Ah, watch out for that tree
George, George, George of the jungle
Lives a life that's free
Ah,...

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starvi...

Once there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when...

Mum mum mum mum
Mum mum mum muh
Oh whoa oh oh oh
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read-a my polka face
She's got to love nobody
Can't read my...

I moved out to Langley recently
with a plain and simple dream
Want to infiltrate some third world place (Whoa)
those men in black with their matching ...

Ooh my little hungry one hungry one
Ooh I think the toast is done the toast is done
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much then throw up
But I'll so...

My life, it used to be incomplete
＆till i saw what i was looking for at a drive-in swap meet
My life it won't be the same again
Now i'm proud to say t...

I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passsed ...

Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal
...

Seven O＇Clock in the evening
Watchin somethin＇ stupid on TV
I＇m zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me

She says ＂Is this ＇B...

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
 They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.
 There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and *****.
 Jus...

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
 Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
 The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father
 Got a lot fart...

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me,
It's time for us to join in the fight,
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys,
It's time to let t...

Album:Alapalooza

Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No A.C.
And the radio's broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I've been waiting here fo...

夕焼けのあぜ道   歩いてたら　君がやってきた
片手を挙げる　久しぶり元気だった？
ふわふわの尻尾をくるりくねらせ　並んで歩いた
音のない映画みたい　言葉のない散歩道で
いつまでも君と 歩く　「懐かしいね」　この道
ずっとずっと会いたかったよ　大好きな君に
覗き込んだ目には満月
「喉をなでたら」ニャ...

Guardians of the watchtowers of the east,
I call upon you powers of air.
Guardians of the watchtowers of the south,
I call upon you powers of fire
Gua...

我们之间没有延伸的关系
 没有相互占有的权利
 只在黎明混着夜色时
 才有浅浅重叠的片刻
 白天和黑夜只交替没交换
 无法想像对方的世界
 我们仍坚持各自等在原地
 把彼此站成两个世界
 你永远不懂我伤悲
 像白天不懂夜的黑
 像永恒燃烧的太阳
 不懂那月亮的盈缺
 你永远不懂我伤悲
 像白天不懂夜...

Du bist mein allerliebster Schatz ,
an deiner Seite ist mein Platz .
Weil ich dich so gerne kuschel ,
bist du mein suszlig;er Schnuffel .
Kuschel , ku...

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めまぐるしく過ぎてった
春?夏?秋?冬
2000年問題より
上回ってた問題
片想いをあの人に
一度も言えなかった
Woo なんだか…
半径5m以上離れている
瞳は背中ばかり
追いかけている

新世紀こんにてぃは!
浮かんだお陽さま
きのうまで後ろ向き
私を救った
パーテ...

Guys in the gold pants talking new slang
Rolling through cities like a storm
Making their mark on the interstate
Drawing peace signs cause life is bea...

《唐人山》

越过傍晚被淹没的湖泊
在黑夜中躺着沉默的人
最绝望的神情和不变的方式
祈求光明 然后走向过去
可光明的背后 却是乌云密布
指引狂风 吹向 吹向生活
亲吻夜幕 释放黎明

la la la

来到荒谬意识的山巅
点燃我们不安的心
用沉默的方式迎接未来的遗憾
举起双手 舒展眉头
在生命的最...

微尘

混缩：月亮
美工：锦瑟安染

最后我还是选择栖息
在蜉蝣身侧的尘埃里
艰难拾起昨日风沙
却在指尖飘然逝去

最后我还是选择叹息
在莲花池塘边的叶底
从容吹开流水涟漪
看纸船随波纹远去

渺小的从不曾伟大
脆弱的更难能坚韧
你我又何必兀自沉沦
看不透在道阻且长的世尘

执着的还坚持搜寻
洒脱的...

City of stars
Are you shining just for me
City of stars
There's so much that I can't see
Who knows
I felt it from the first embrace I shared with you
...

Hold me, I'm cold as ice
I need someone warm tonight
To chase away all of those lies
And keep me from all of my fears
So if I could just find a way
Th...

怀缅过去常陶醉
一半乐事一半令人流泪
梦如人生快乐永记取
悲苦深刻藏骨髓
韶华去四季暗中追随
逝去了的都已逝去
啊 常见明月挂天边
每当变幻时 便知时光去
怀缅过去常陶醉
想到旧事欢笑面常流泪
梦如人生试问谁能料
石头他朝成翡翠
如情侣你我有心追随
遇到半点风雨便思退
啊 常见红日照东方
如情侣你我...

I still waiting for you
在你的身边游走
I still waiting for you
在你的思绪环游
I still waiting for you
在你的身边游走
I still waiting for you
在你的思绪环游
列车进站钟声再次响起
人群熙攘掩盖不住想你
...

雾中仙（Remix）
Prod by Wya
爱走东 不走西
爱走东 不走西
高楼大厦天外有天
这个世界变了又变
我要站在山上之巅
普渡众生仙外的仙
爱走东 不走西
爱走东 不走西
高楼大厦天外有天
这个世界变了又变
看女娲 看不到 当泥人 站不好
那就当仙外的仙
前方是不散的雾
挡住了成仙的路
主...

突然（とつぜん）君（きみ）からの手紙（てがみ）
あの日（ひ）から途切（とぎ）れた君（きみ）の声（こえ）
今（いま）すぐ逢（あ）いに行（ゆ）くよ
夏（なつ）が遠回（とおまわ）りしても
カセット（cassette）のボリューム（volume）上（あ）げた
日曜（にちよう）の車（くるま）は混（まじ）んでい...

Feat.Skew T
1
2
I’m rapping in my hood
3
4
god knock on the door
5
6
走不起来的半吊子
他们都等着我盼words
1
2
I’m rapping in my hood
3
4
god knock on the door
5
6
走不...

痛引十八碗后独自一人上山
村里人说夜里行路不要落单
总有人报官有野兽在这作乱
全副武装握紧到牙齿时刻准备作战
明知山有虎偏向虎山行
还没开始就昕闻山上的故事颇多
恐惧不是扼杀你的想法你没法剥夺
逝去和获得哪个才是我的
我敢想就去想，敢做那就去做了
我背上的行囊有三个宝物
上山打虎练就一身钢筋铁骨
周...