I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
My belly's covered with pizza crust
I'm using my inhaler now
I'm out of shape, fattening up
I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa
The TV's on, I really hate this show
I can't reach my remote control
Welcome to my new place, to my new place
I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive
I'm really inactive, highly inactive
Always lose my fight with gravity
I rest my bones, and just chillax
My nordictrack's collecting dust
And my stairmaster's a pile of rust
This is it, the inertia
I can't get up, this couch is part of me
I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
I could read my rib cage, here is my age
I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive
I'm really inactive, not very active
Near comatose, no exercise
Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive
I'm giving up, my energy is shot.
Never move from this place, move from this place
I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
I'm really inactive, just so inactive
I'm really inactive, not so attractive
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:18.230]I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
[00:21.490]My belly's covered with pizza crust
[00:25.320]I'm using my inhaler now
[00:32.240]I'm out of shape, fattening up
[00:35.620]I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
[00:39.300]Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa
[00:44.100]The TV's on, I really hate this show
[00:48.860]I can't reach my remote control
[00:52.150]Welcome to my new place, to my new place
[01:02.890]I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive
[01:09.830]I'm really inactive, highly inactive
[01:17.980]Always lose my fight with gravity
[01:21.170]I rest my bones, and just chillax
[01:28.080]My nordictrack's collecting dust
[01:31.660]And my stairmaster's a pile of rust
[01:35.360]This is it, the inertia
[01:40.210]I can't get up, this couch is part of me
[01:44.710]I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
[01:48.350]Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
[01:51.940]I could read my rib cage, here is my age
[01:58.800]I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive
[02:05.550]I'm really inactive, not very active
[02:09.410]Near comatose, no exercise
[02:16.420]Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive
[02:22.370]I'm giving up, my energy is shot.
[02:30.630]Never move from this place, move from this place
[02:34.120]I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
[02:41.110]I'm really inactive, just so inactive
[02:47.970]I'm really inactive, not so attractive
I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
My belly's covered with pizza crust
I'm using my inhaler now
I'm out of shape, fattening up
I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa
The TV's on, I really hate this show
I can't reach my remote control
Welcome to my new place, to my new place
I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive
I'm really inactive, highly inactive
Always lose my fight with gravity
I rest my bones, and just chillax
My nordictrack's collecting dust
And my stairmaster's a pile of rust
This is it, the inertia
I can't get up, this couch is part of me
I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
I could read my rib cage, here is my age
I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive
I'm really inactive, not very active
Near comatose, no exercise
Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive
I'm giving up, my energy is shot.
Never move from this place, move from this place
I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
I'm really inactive, just so inactive
I'm really inactive, not so attractive
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:18.230]I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
[00:21.490]My belly's covered with pizza crust
[00:25.320]I'm using my inhaler now
[00:32.240]I'm out of shape, fattening up
[00:35.620]I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
[00:39.300]Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa
[00:44.100]The TV's on, I really hate this show
[00:48.860]I can't reach my remote control
[00:52.150]Welcome to my new place, to my new place
[01:02.890]I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive
[01:09.830]I'm really inactive, highly inactive
[01:17.980]Always lose my fight with gravity
[01:21.170]I rest my bones, and just chillax
[01:28.080]My nordictrack's collecting dust
[01:31.660]And my stairmaster's a pile of rust
[01:35.360]This is it, the inertia
[01:40.210]I can't get up, this couch is part of me
[01:44.710]I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
[01:48.350]Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
[01:51.940]I could read my rib cage, here is my age
[01:58.800]I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive
[02:05.550]I'm really inactive, not very active
[02:09.410]Near comatose, no exercise
[02:16.420]Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive
[02:22.370]I'm giving up, my energy is shot.
[02:30.630]Never move from this place, move from this place
[02:34.120]I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
[02:41.110]I'm really inactive, just so inactive
[02:47.970]I'm really inactive, not so attractive
Doctor, every night
I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
Then all of sudden
I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall ...
Mum mum mum mum
Mum mum mum muh
Oh whoa oh oh oh
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read-a my polka face
She's got to love nobody
Can't read my...
George, George, George of the jungle
Strong as he can be
Ah, watch out for that tree
George, George, George of the jungle
Lives a life that's free
Ah,...
Seven O＇Clock in the evening
Watchin somethin＇ stupid on TV
I＇m zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
She says ＂Is this ＇B...
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passsed ...
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Singer / "Weird Al" Yankovic
Album / Bad Hair Day
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine i...
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the ...