Reverend Lovejoy:While our organist is on a much needed vacation,
we thought we'd try something new.
So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant!
Lisa:Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica?
Marge:I think it is.
Rachel Jordan:This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. A dude named God.
Flanders:Oh.
Rachel Jordan:In a motel room in Delacroix,
I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy,
And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took.
Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor,
Lookin' for a bottle,
But instead I found a book.
Lenny:She's talkin' about the bible.
Carl:So? She's good-lookin', shut up.
Lenny:You shut up.
Rachel Jordan:A book about a man,
A book about the dude who lives above,
A book about a man,
Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
Now, if you think He doesn't care,
Or maybe that He isn't there,
It's not too late
To see how wrong you are.
So when your soul has gone astray,
Just let God be your Triple-A,
He'll tow you to salvation
And He'll overhaul your heart.
A book about a man,
A book about the dude who lives above,
A book about a man,
Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.59]Reverend Lovejoy:While our organist is on a much needed vacation,
[00:04.56]we thought we'd try something new.
[00:06.28]So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant!
[00:15.81]Lisa:Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica?
[00:18.59]Marge:I think it is.
[00:33.75]Rachel Jordan:This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. A dude named God.
[00:39.42]Flanders:Oh.
[00:41.45]Rachel Jordan:In a motel room in Delacroix,
[00:44.38]I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy,
[00:46.65]And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took.
[00:51.00]Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor,
[00:56.55]Lookin' for a bottle,
[00:58.52]But instead I found a book.
[01:01.87]Lenny:She's talkin' about the bible.
[01:02.96]Carl:So? She's good-lookin', shut up.
[01:04.41]Lenny:You shut up.
[01:06.81]Rachel Jordan:A book about a man,
[01:09.70]A book about the dude who lives above,
[01:11.62]A book about a man,
[01:13.88]Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
[01:21.79]Now, if you think He doesn't care,
[01:24.00]Or maybe that He isn't there,
[01:26.62]It's not too late
[01:27.88]To see how wrong you are.
[01:30.90]So when your soul has gone astray,
[01:33.85]Just let God be your Triple-A,
[01:36.21]He'll tow you to salvation
[01:38.12]And He'll overhaul your heart.
[01:41.92]A book about a man,
[01:44.40]A book about the dude who lives above,
[01:46.64]A book about a man,
[01:48.79]Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
Reverend Lovejoy:While our organist is on a much needed vacation,
we thought we'd try something new.
So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant!
Lisa:Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica?
Marge:I think it is.
Rachel Jordan:This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. A dude named God.
Flanders:Oh.
Rachel Jordan:In a motel room in Delacroix,
I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy,
And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took.
Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor,
Lookin' for a bottle,
But instead I found a book.
Lenny:She's talkin' about the bible.
Carl:So? She's good-lookin', shut up.
Lenny:You shut up.
Rachel Jordan:A book about a man,
A book about the dude who lives above,
A book about a man,
Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
Now, if you think He doesn't care,
Or maybe that He isn't there,
It's not too late
To see how wrong you are.
So when your soul has gone astray,
Just let God be your Triple-A,
He'll tow you to salvation
And He'll overhaul your heart.
A book about a man,
A book about the dude who lives above,
A book about a man,
Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.59]Reverend Lovejoy:While our organist is on a much needed vacation,
[00:04.56]we thought we'd try something new.
[00:06.28]So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant!
[00:15.81]Lisa:Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica?
[00:18.59]Marge:I think it is.
[00:33.75]Rachel Jordan:This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. A dude named God.
[00:39.42]Flanders:Oh.
[00:41.45]Rachel Jordan:In a motel room in Delacroix,
[00:44.38]I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy,
[00:46.65]And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took.
[00:51.00]Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor,
[00:56.55]Lookin' for a bottle,
[00:58.52]But instead I found a book.
[01:01.87]Lenny:She's talkin' about the bible.
[01:02.96]Carl:So? She's good-lookin', shut up.
[01:04.41]Lenny:You shut up.
[01:06.81]Rachel Jordan:A book about a man,
[01:09.70]A book about the dude who lives above,
[01:11.62]A book about a man,
[01:13.88]Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
[01:21.79]Now, if you think He doesn't care,
[01:24.00]Or maybe that He isn't there,
[01:26.62]It's not too late
[01:27.88]To see how wrong you are.
[01:30.90]So when your soul has gone astray,
[01:33.85]Just let God be your Triple-A,
[01:36.21]He'll tow you to salvation
[01:38.12]And He'll overhaul your heart.
[01:41.92]A book about a man,
[01:44.40]A book about the dude who lives above,
[01:46.64]A book about a man,
[01:48.79]Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
Lisa:I'm so excited, this is great!
Now there was a time
When we used to say-ay
That behind every great man
There had to be a great woman.
Ann Wilson:...
Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his em...
Alright, children, let's clean up this room.
Aw, mam...
Do we have to?
Now, now. I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast.
If t...
It's Christmas, it's Christmas!
Ha, hold your voices, your mother goes first
I've got here the greatest gift anyone ever got
This guy
Andrea Bocelli!
...
Ricky Gervais:Oh, yeah, can you feel it?
Just over the credits, just riffing now. Words. And chords.
Not the poetry in the...real thing, but not bad f...
Homer:Well, kids, there it is! Capital City!
Tony Bennett:There's a swingin' town I know called... Capital City.
It's the kind of place that makes a b...
Bart:Satan, eat my shorts!
I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did.
Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter,
Took a whiz on the s...
Linda Ronstadt:Well, hello there.
My, it's been a long, long time.
How'm I doin'?
Well, I guess that I'm doin' fine.
Homer Simpson:It's been so long n...