Lisa:We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?
Homer:You have my undivided attention.
Marge:Well, I'd like to hear your suggestions.
Lisa:(to Bart) Maestro, if you please.
Lisa (cont'd):If you wish to be our sitter,
Please be sweet and never bitter,
Help us with math and book reports.
Bart:Might I add: "Eat my shorts".
Lisa:Bart!
Bart:Just cuttin' through the treacle.
Lisa:If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her.
Bart:Let me get away with moider.
Lisa:Teach us songs and magic tricks.
Homer:Might I add: no fat chicks.
Marge:Homer!
Lisa:The nanny we want
Is kindly and sage.
Homer:And one who will work
For minimum wage.
Lisa:Hurry, nanny,
Things are grim.
Grampa:I'll do it!
Bart and Lisa:Anyone but him!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.73]Lisa:We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?
[00:04.50]Homer:You have my undivided attention.
[00:18.69]Marge:Well, I'd like to hear your suggestions.
[00:19.74]Lisa:(to Bart) Maestro, if you please.
[00:22.99]Lisa (cont'd):If you wish to be our sitter,
[00:27.50]Please be sweet and never bitter,
[00:31.15]Help us with math and book reports.
[00:35.15]Bart:Might I add: "Eat my shorts".
[00:38.84]Lisa:Bart!
[00:40.60]Bart:Just cuttin' through the treacle.
[00:41.57]Lisa:If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her.
[00:45.87]Bart:Let me get away with moider.
[00:49.44]Lisa:Teach us songs and magic tricks.
[00:53.53]Homer:Might I add: no fat chicks.
[00:57.27]Marge:Homer!
[00:59.62]Lisa:The nanny we want
[01:01.64]Is kindly and sage.
[01:03.71]Homer:And one who will work
[01:05.93]For minimum wage.
[01:09.64]Lisa:Hurry, nanny,
[01:11.82]Things are grim.
[01:14.32]Grampa:I'll do it!
[01:15.69]Bart and Lisa:Anyone but him!
Lisa:We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?
Homer:You have my undivided attention.
Marge:Well, I'd like to hear your suggestions.
Lisa:(to Bart) Maestro, if you please.
Lisa (cont'd):If you wish to be our sitter,
Please be sweet and never bitter,
Help us with math and book reports.
Bart:Might I add: "Eat my shorts".
Lisa:Bart!
Bart:Just cuttin' through the treacle.
Lisa:If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her.
Bart:Let me get away with moider.
Lisa:Teach us songs and magic tricks.
Homer:Might I add: no fat chicks.
Marge:Homer!
Lisa:The nanny we want
Is kindly and sage.
Homer:And one who will work
For minimum wage.
Lisa:Hurry, nanny,
Things are grim.
Grampa:I'll do it!
Bart and Lisa:Anyone but him!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.73]Lisa:We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?
[00:04.50]Homer:You have my undivided attention.
[00:18.69]Marge:Well, I'd like to hear your suggestions.
[00:19.74]Lisa:(to Bart) Maestro, if you please.
[00:22.99]Lisa (cont'd):If you wish to be our sitter,
[00:27.50]Please be sweet and never bitter,
[00:31.15]Help us with math and book reports.
[00:35.15]Bart:Might I add: "Eat my shorts".
[00:38.84]Lisa:Bart!
[00:40.60]Bart:Just cuttin' through the treacle.
[00:41.57]Lisa:If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her.
[00:45.87]Bart:Let me get away with moider.
[00:49.44]Lisa:Teach us songs and magic tricks.
[00:53.53]Homer:Might I add: no fat chicks.
[00:57.27]Marge:Homer!
[00:59.62]Lisa:The nanny we want
[01:01.64]Is kindly and sage.
[01:03.71]Homer:And one who will work
[01:05.93]For minimum wage.
[01:09.64]Lisa:Hurry, nanny,
[01:11.82]Things are grim.
[01:14.32]Grampa:I'll do it!
[01:15.69]Bart and Lisa:Anyone but him!
Cast:Remember the starsCast:Remember the stars
You loved yesterday?
Where did they go?
Did they all pass away?
Was it drugs or a car crash
Or face lif...
Singers:Some folk'll never eat a skunk,
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
Cletus:Hey, what's goin' on on this side?
Hey,...
Homer:Well, kids, there it is! Capital City!
Tony Bennett:There's a swingin' town I know called... Capital City.
It's the kind of place that makes a b...
Bart:Satan, eat my shorts!
I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did.
Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter,
Took a whiz on the s...
Singer:This song is about a country I love.
You may've heard of it. It's called America.
Homer:Hey, I know that country!
Singer:I could please Ms. Bar...
Alright, children, let's clean up this room.
Aw, mam...
Do we have to?
Now, now. I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast.
If t...
Lisa:I'm so excited, this is great!
Now there was a time
When we used to say-ay
That behind every great man
There had to be a great woman.
Ann Wilson:...
Lisa:Hey, what are you hiding
Under that funny hair?
I know the lights are on,
But there's nobody there.
I need a new life.
I need a new next of kin.
...