If God had long hair
And a goatee
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed
Would you buy his story?
And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked“
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good“
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Bob Rivers, What If God Smoked Cannabis?, Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, What if God smoked weed
Hit the bung like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone
When God made this place
In the beginning
Did He plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering
And yeah, yeah... God rolls great“
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good“
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Bob Rivers, What If God Smoked Cannabis?, Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, What if God smoked weed
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he just sit and smoke a bone
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:11.00]If God had long hair
[00:14.50]And a goatee
[00:17.00]And if his eyes looked pretty glazed
[00:22.00]Would you buy his story?
[00:33.80]And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked“
[00:39.00]And yeah, yeah, God He smells good“
[00:44.00]And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
[00:49.00]Bob Rivers, What If God Smoked Cannabis?, Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, What if God smoked weed
[00:55.00]Hit the bung like some of us
[01:00.50]Drove a tie-dyed microbus
[01:04.00]And he subscribed to Rolling Stone
[01:12.00]When God made this place
[01:15.80]In the beginning
[01:17.50]Did He plant any seeds
[01:20.45]Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
[01:26.45]So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
[01:31.65]Was always offering
[01:34.35]And yeah, yeah... God rolls great“
[01:39.60]And yeah, yeah, God he smells good“
[01:44.50]And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
[01:50.35]Bob Rivers, What If God Smoked Cannabis?, Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, What if God smoked weed
[01:55.60]Do you suppose he had a buzz
[02:00.60]When he made the platypus
[02:05.00]When he created earth, our home
[02:10.25]Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
[02:15.50]And do you think He rolls His own
[02:21.80]Up there in heaven on the throne
[02:27.00]And when the saints go marching home
[02:32.20]Maybe he just sit and smoke a bone
If God had long hair
And a goatee
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed
Would you buy his story?
And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked“
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good“
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Bob Rivers, What If God Smoked Cannabis?, Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, What if God smoked weed
Hit the bung like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone
When God made this place
In the beginning
Did He plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering
And yeah, yeah... God rolls great“
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good“
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Bob Rivers, What If God Smoked Cannabis?, Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, What if God smoked weed
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he just sit and smoke a bone
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:11.00]If God had long hair
[00:14.50]And a goatee
[00:17.00]And if his eyes looked pretty glazed
[00:22.00]Would you buy his story?
[00:33.80]And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked“
[00:39.00]And yeah, yeah, God He smells good“
[00:44.00]And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
[00:49.00]Bob Rivers, What If God Smoked Cannabis?, Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, What if God smoked weed
[00:55.00]Hit the bung like some of us
[01:00.50]Drove a tie-dyed microbus
[01:04.00]And he subscribed to Rolling Stone
[01:12.00]When God made this place
[01:15.80]In the beginning
[01:17.50]Did He plant any seeds
[01:20.45]Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
[01:26.45]So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
[01:31.65]Was always offering
[01:34.35]And yeah, yeah... God rolls great“
[01:39.60]And yeah, yeah, God he smells good“
[01:44.50]And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
[01:50.35]Bob Rivers, What If God Smoked Cannabis?, Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, What if God smoked weed
[01:55.60]Do you suppose he had a buzz
[02:00.60]When he made the platypus
[02:05.00]When he created earth, our home
[02:10.25]Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
[02:15.50]And do you think He rolls His own
[02:21.80]Up there in heaven on the throne
[02:27.00]And when the saints go marching home
[02:32.20]Maybe he just sit and smoke a bone
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Doobey, doobey doo, yeah, yeah, oh
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