Jon lajoie

It was late at night on christmas eve
I was dreaming of the soft white snow (white snow)
I was awoken by a noise near the christmas tree
What it was
I...

Ladies and gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores its 
Sunday afternoon!  
It's Sunday afternoon and there a few things that 
I...

Have you ever watched the sun go down
Have you ever been high as ****
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you ...

I thought maybe I'd find a friend
Or maybe I'd meet a girl
Have a great conversation with a stranger
On the other side of the world
Or maybe learn som...

Yo...
MC confusing...
WTF 3 mother****ers.
Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings
2012 - Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date
First on deck every...

Can't believe this.  
I'm gonna kill this mother****er.   
Hallo  
Hello, Jake  
Uh, hi there 
Bob. How is it going?  
Well, I'm just fun-****ing-tast...

I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ****e
I am just a regular...

Did you miss me?
Aww yeah, what? What?
MC Vagina is right back in this *****
2009 is the year I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got l...

It's your birthday today
(Woohoo)
What does that mean
I guess I'll try to explain
That many years ago on this day
It was the first time your parents
s...

How do you show someone you love
 That they are the one
 So many ways to express love
 It's hard to choose just one
 How you gonna do it
 Some lesbian...

i don't understand
can somebody tell me whats going on
why is there a drunk Chinese man
doing push ups in my front lawn
and why's he wearing lipstick?

I can stay underwater for 5 minutes on a single breath
When i focus my mind i always reach my goal
But there's one thing i can not control
I cum too f...

Girl im a usually attractive man
That makes me a good artist
This is my new single
Wealthy men hired me
To sing this song
That they wrote for me
Theyr...

What's a nine to five office job?
That sounds exactly like what I want
Young man, that is one party
you may not be able to handle
Nine to five, nine t...

Everyday Normal Crew -Jon Lajoie
Hey yo shit yeah **** NWA get the **** outta here
**** G Unit **** that shit
**** D 12mother****er
Get the **** out o...

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a ****.
Well step aside *******, cause I give the lowest amount  **** humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give...

亲爱的朋友好久不见
一张张熟悉的脸那样的亲切甘甜
浓浓的情谊依然不变
一双双温暖的手连系在你我之间
来来来请大家握手谈天
说一说别来种种想念
把你我昨日的坎坷化为明日美丽的箴言
哦亲爱的朋友每年这一天
我们不会变老只是变得更好

亲爱的朋友好久不见
一张张熟悉的脸那样的亲切甘甜
浓浓的情谊依然不变
...

Come up to meet you
Tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are
I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I'll set you apart
Tell me you...

레테의 강 
 조성모 | 3집 Let Me Love 
 
 모든게 희미해질거라 
 그렇게 믿고 싶었는데
 편히 보내려 숨겼던 그대 눈물
 왜 아직도 선명한건지
 
 저 하늘 어디쯤 있나요
 더 멀리 간건 아닌가요 
 내가 보이는 그쯤에 머물러요
 그리움도 끝나가요 
 ...

（シャラララ素敵にキッス シャラララ素顔にキッス）
（シャラララ素敵にキッス シャラララ素直にキッス）
明日は特別 スペシャル デイ
一年一度のチャンス
OH ダーリン（デュワ デュワ）
OH ダーリン I LOVE YOU！（デュワ デュワ）
誰もが浮かれて カーニバル
彼氏のハートを 射止めて
...

Baby let's drive into the night

Just get up and go leave our worlds behind

It's so easy if you just say that you might

Just get up and go leave it ...

0524 Happy Birthday To Me
Vocal:D.Mao / Rap:ANNI
Poster：憶白
내 안에 숨은 것들이 말이야
潜藏于我体内的那些家伙
날 참 많이 변하게 했잖아
让我真的变了很多
날 잠재우고 두 손 묶고선
将我催眠 捆缚双手
어두운 방에 가둬 놨잖아
...

后期：贼恩
美工：碎夊

在九月  潮湿的车厢
你看着车窗
窗外它  水管在开花
椅子在异乡
树叶有翅膀
上海的街道
雪山在边上
你靠着车窗
我心脏一旁
我们去哪

你看那  九点钟方向
日内瓦湖的房子贵吗
世界上  七千个地方
我们定居哪
告诉我  答案是什么
你喜欢去哪
青海或三亚
冰岛或希腊
...

烟雨行舟
烟雨入江南
山水如墨染
宛若丹青未干
提笔然 点欲穿
行舟临秀川
画鷁推清澜
缱绻怡然
天色沉靛蓝
波光似锦缎
缀着零星白帆
诗情满 千卷难
渔舟齐桅杆
鸳鸯凭舷栏
琴瑟相伴
一叶轻船
一双桨悠懒
一绵江风微拂素罗衫
渔火点点聚散
欸乃声声浅淡
天近晚
炊烟袅飘沿斑
一叶轻船
一双人倚揽
...

金壮壮—少年
数着过往的年轮
历经时代的替更
转眼 就已是倥偬一生
就算过往再缤纷
也不论名就功成
最后 都会落叶归根
时间若能倒退我只愿
留在童年时分
当我长大以后回看当年
还尚有余温
眉间添了岁月的烙痕
悄然过了半生
那个少年
早已不复单纯

If what really matters is the inside
 Help me find the parts that I’ve lost
 I know who I was, I know what I’m not
 I compare myself to you
 But maybe...

Double-H：
touch the depths of my soul
Don't wanna beat with me We aren't in the same level
我白手起家后再把Cash 都赚够
从黑夜到白昼都在Battle
千万别拿我和你爱的那些个N掉牙的宝贝比
Because...

同志 哥 请喝一杯茶呀
请喝一杯茶
井 岗 山的茶叶甜又香啊
甜又香 啊
当年领袖毛委员 啊
带领红军上井岗啊
茶树本是红军种
风里生来雨里长
茶树 林 中战歌响啊
军民同心打豺狼 打豺狼 啰
喝了红色故乡的 茶
同志 哥
革 命传统 你永不忘 啊
同志 哥
请喝一杯茶呀 请喝一杯茶
井 岗 山的茶...

霓虹闪烁分明夜幕降临
给我的这头 beast喂满 gasoline
一根香烟燃尽脑子弗灵清
琴行老板 solo的声音唤起我的伤心
昏黄的灯光过载的音箱回到了过去美好时光
The harder I tried the worse I became
Kept falling down till the ...

Headphones in place
A vacant stare on my face
As I glare at myself in the doors

And that’s when I’m sobered
By a note in a hand that’s red raw
He can...

风催雨 - 音悦有你
 最后的我那么心疼故事不再有可能
 月老送给我的红绳和你的海誓山盟
 是我没有好好珍惜没能够娶你为妻
 我被孤独慢慢紧逼想了想还是可惜
 到了最后一无所有只剩孤独和烈酒
 我在风中开始颤抖忘了喝了多少酒
 最后的我无亲无故叹现实酷的残酷
 当初的我宏图大志与你讲了多少次
 为了...

爱上你就是我的错
为什么总是我难过
眼泪下落 不停下落
拥抱冷漠 拥抱冷漠
hook
爱上你就是我的错
为什么总是我难过
眼泪下落 不停下落
拥抱冷漠 拥抱冷漠
不要不理我 不要不理我 我真的脆弱
不要不理我 不要不理我 我会很难过
不要不理我 不要不理我 我真的脆弱
不要不理我 不要不理我 我会很...