Jon lajoie

Did you miss me?
Aww yeah, what? What?
MC Vagina is right back in this *****
2009 is the year I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got l...

Ladies and gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores its 
Sunday afternoon!  
It's Sunday afternoon and there a few things that 
I...

i don't understand
can somebody tell me whats going on
why is there a drunk Chinese man
doing push ups in my front lawn
and why's he wearing lipstick?

Can't believe this.  
I'm gonna kill this mother****er.   
Hallo  
Hello, Jake  
Uh, hi there 
Bob. How is it going?  
Well, I'm just fun-****ing-tast...

It was late at night on christmas eve
I was dreaming of the soft white snow (white snow)
I was awoken by a noise near the christmas tree
What it was
I...

How do you show someone you love
 That they are the one
 So many ways to express love
 It's hard to choose just one
 How you gonna do it
 Some lesbian...

I can stay underwater for 5 minutes on a single breath
When i focus my mind i always reach my goal
But there's one thing i can not control
I cum too f...

Yo...
MC confusing...
WTF 3 mother****ers.
Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings
2012 - Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date
First on deck every...

Girl im a usually attractive man
That makes me a good artist
This is my new single
Wealthy men hired me
To sing this song
That they wrote for me
Theyr...

Have you ever watched the sun go down
Have you ever been high as ****
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you ...

I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ****e
I am just a regular...

I thought maybe I'd find a friend
Or maybe I'd meet a girl
Have a great conversation with a stranger
On the other side of the world
Or maybe learn som...

It's your birthday today
(Woohoo)
What does that mean
I guess I'll try to explain
That many years ago on this day
It was the first time your parents
s...

Everyday Normal Crew -Jon Lajoie
Hey yo shit yeah **** NWA get the **** outta here
**** G Unit **** that shit
**** D 12mother****er
Get the **** out o...

What's a nine to five office job?
That sounds exactly like what I want
Young man, that is one party
you may not be able to handle
Nine to five, nine t...

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a ****.
Well step aside *******, cause I give the lowest amount  **** humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give...

曾某年某一天某地
时间如静止的空气
你的不羁给我惊喜
曾说同你闯天与地
曾说无悔今生等你
也不担心分隔千里
多少欢乐常回味
天空中充满希冀
祈求再遇上
不放弃不逃避
今天失落才明白
默默道理
越是怀念你
越怕没法一起
谁得到过愿放手
曾精彩过愿挽留
年年月月逝去越是觉得深爱你
如果失约在这生
母需相...

Funny how time slips away
looking at the cracks creeping across my face

I remember the little kid living in here

he'll be living here probably until...

I'm a love em and leave em
Touch and thease em kinda girl
I'm the perfect type for one wild night
Yeah I suffocate quick
Does make me a b***h
I don't ...

All My Loving (Lennon/McCartney)

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you,
Tomorrow I'll miss you;
Remember I'll always be true.
And then while I'm away,
I'...

Blood of legions runs through my veins
I am the hell of hells
The night lights up the paths
Silently with the thunder
We'll destroy the sun
I play wit...

Là per noi c’è un cielo a braccia aperte
Se lo vuoi,prendi il vento con me
Io e te un colpo d’ali basterà
Per non tornare più
(Cuori liberi nel blu)
B...

네 안녕하세요  반갑습니다
어우  날씨도 추운데 많이 오셨네요
네 머 저는 임정희구요
지금 첫곡 시작할거거든요
네 준비되셨죠
네 화끈하게  한번 재밌게 놀아봅시다

ちょっと イケメンとぶつかった
宿題を するの忘れた！
ボクも マッチョになれるかな
ごみ箱に あたまぶつけた！
小さなため息つく スキップをしたらこけた
逆立ちなまこリズム 今日はどんなマリモがつれるのかな
ボクの事を無視したら 恋のアンテナにとぅるすぞ☆
あちこち視線そらしても 好きができちゃう...

私たちは幼すぎて
ただ触れるだけでそれでよかった
分かったふり繰り返して
気付けばこんなに遠くなった
また何度もキミに恋をして
消えそうなくらい痛くなった
いつの間にか離れたぶんだけ
冷たくなってた私の手のひら
いつかこんな夜が
くるなんて知らなかった
泣いてみる
気付いてよ ねぇ
キミが何度も繰り...

At first we started out real cool
Taking me places i ain'tnever been
But now your getting comfortable
Ain't doing those things that you did no more
Yo...

¿'Tamos rompiendo o no estamos rompiendo, muchachos? (Uh)
Y si el pueblo pide
J Balvin, men
Y si el pueblo pide
Leggo, leggo
Y si el pueblo pide (Regg...

跑马溜溜的山上一朵溜溜的云哟
端端溜溜的照在康定溜溜的城哟
月亮弯弯康定溜溜的城哟
李家溜溜的大姐人才溜溜的好哟
张家溜溜的大哥看上溜溜的她哟
月亮月亮
弯弯弯弯
看上溜溜的她哟
唉。。。。。。
一来溜溜的看上人才溜溜的好哟
二来溜溜的看上会当溜溜的家哟
月亮弯弯
会当溜溜的家哟
世间溜溜的女子任我...

Raise me from the dead
Bring me back to life
Roll away the stone
Let me see the light
Help me change, undo
All of the things that I can
Show me someth...

男：不爱抱怨爱抱我
女：谁让你这么暖和
男：抱我
女：买包给我
男：老婆
女：你才老婆

女：缺点就是缺你
男：缺点暴露秘密
女：缺点你
男：我爱你
女：甜蜜
合：如胶似漆

男：想问问你我究竟是好在哪里
女：好在哪里
男：肉麻情歌每一句都唱到心里
女：好就好在有个你
男：我死心塌地
女：白头爱偕老...

修对：破冰
（星汉）
今夜若欠清光满堂
蘸笔天河绘万古生香
史笔滔滔烟霞绣像
就中拈来玲珑十二章
（班昭 兔姬）
吹开汗青淋漓苍茫
明辨残稿谁秋水一双
书阁深处篆隶流芳
断简遗篇挥毫续兴亡
（蔡文姬 小羽）
谁 白草胡笳烽燧长
将半生哀毁以诗情抵挡
断弦含泪更张
最高贵流浪
（谢道韫 暮明绣）
隔几...

出歌后，歌名后面 +（prod by The old hunter）