I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
With aluminum foil
Never settle for less
That kind of wrap is just the best
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler
Eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll choose
A refreshing herbal tea
Mmm, lovely!
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
I've figured out these shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know
That they're finally primed for world domination
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
From aluminum foil
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.50]I never seem to finish all my food
[00:05.90]I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
[00:11.36]So I just keep what's still unchewed
[00:16.82]And I take it home, save it for later
[00:22.37]But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
[00:26.18]Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
[00:28.95]I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
[00:33.57]I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
[00:37.31]Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
[00:40.23]I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
[00:44.89]With aluminum foil
[00:48.74]Never settle for less
[00:51.12]That kind of wrap is just the best
[00:53.81]To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
[00:56.09]Stick it in your cooler
[00:59.74]Eat it when you're ready
[01:01.88]But maybe you'll choose
[01:06.50]A refreshing herbal tea
[01:11.61]Mmm, lovely!
[01:13.11]Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
[01:18.69]I've figured out these shadow organizations
[01:24.16]And the Illuminati know
[01:29.49]That they're finally primed for world domination
[01:39.07]Puppet masters for the New World Order
[01:41.83]Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
[01:46.43]And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
[01:50.24]Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
[01:52.96]Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
[01:57.63]From aluminum foil
[02:01.44]Wear a hat that's foil lined
[02:03.75]In case an alien's inclined
[02:06.46]To probe your butt or read your mind
[02:09.12]Looks a bit peculiar
[02:12.51]Seems a little crazy
[02:14.69]But someday I'll prove
I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
With aluminum foil
Never settle for less
That kind of wrap is just the best
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler
Eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll choose
A refreshing herbal tea
Mmm, lovely!
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
I've figured out these shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know
That they're finally primed for world domination
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
From aluminum foil
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.50]I never seem to finish all my food
[00:05.90]I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
[00:11.36]So I just keep what's still unchewed
[00:16.82]And I take it home, save it for later
[00:22.37]But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
[00:26.18]Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
[00:28.95]I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
[00:33.57]I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
[00:37.31]Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
[00:40.23]I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
[00:44.89]With aluminum foil
[00:48.74]Never settle for less
[00:51.12]That kind of wrap is just the best
[00:53.81]To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
[00:56.09]Stick it in your cooler
[00:59.74]Eat it when you're ready
[01:01.88]But maybe you'll choose
[01:06.50]A refreshing herbal tea
[01:11.61]Mmm, lovely!
[01:13.11]Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
[01:18.69]I've figured out these shadow organizations
[01:24.16]And the Illuminati know
[01:29.49]That they're finally primed for world domination
[01:39.07]Puppet masters for the New World Order
[01:41.83]Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
[01:46.43]And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
[01:50.24]Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
[01:52.96]Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
[01:57.63]From aluminum foil
[02:01.44]Wear a hat that's foil lined
[02:03.75]In case an alien's inclined
[02:06.46]To probe your butt or read your mind
[02:09.12]Looks a bit peculiar
[02:12.51]Seems a little crazy
[02:14.69]But someday I'll prove
NOW That's What I Call Polka !-Weird Al Yankovic
We clawed we chained our hearts in vain
We jumped never asking why
A love no one could deny
Don't you...
What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't k...
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the ...
We must all efficiently
Invest in world-class technology
And leverage our core competencies
In order to holistically administrate
Exceptional synergy
...
Doctor, every night
I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
Then all of sudden
I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall ...
Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the ...
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the ...
Hey girl,
You know our economy's in the toilet
But I'm still going to treat you right
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you c...
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or i'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'cause i'm the king of cellulite
H...