Sports Song

歌手: Weird Al Yankovic • 专辑:Mandatory Fun • 时间:2026-03-08 20:24:51

📝 纯歌词版本

That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We’re gonna kick your collective posterior
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Midas touch
Our players are fast and strong and brave
And your guys (Eh!), not so much
In fact, we’ve played teams across the nation
And you’re the worst one we’ve come across
Try to assimilate that information
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
To effectively articulate the points at hand
Allow us now summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understand
We’re great (we’re great!) and you suck (you suck!)
We’re great (we’re great!) and you suck (you suck!)
We’re great (we’re great!) and you suck (you suck!)
You see there’s us (we’re great!) and then there’s you (you suck!)
We’re really, really great (really great!)
In contrast, you really suck (really suck!)
Okay, full disclosure, we’re not that great
But nevertheless, you suck
【Drum Solo】
That theory’s backed by empirical evidence
We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
What’s the use of even going through the motions
When you know that you’re gonna lose anyhow
So why don’t you save us all some time
And give up now (you suck!)

🎵 LRC歌词版本

[00:06.644]That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
[00:10.838]We’re gonna kick your collective posterior
[00:18.645]Our stats are thoroughly impressive
[00:22.073]Our coach really has the Midas touch
[00:25.761]Our players are fast and strong and brave
[00:29.984]And your guys (Eh!), not so much
[00:36.516]In fact, we’ve played teams across the nation
[00:39.969]And you’re the worst one we’ve come across
[00:43.776]Try to assimilate that information
[00:51.137]Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
[00:54.620]To effectively articulate the points at hand
[00:58.528]Allow us now summarize them in a manner
[01:02.200]That your feeble brains can understand
[01:06.066]We’re great (we’re great!) and you suck (you suck!)
[01:09.314]We’re great (we’re great!) and you suck (you suck!)
[01:13.022]We’re great (we’re great!) and you suck (you suck!)
[01:16.738]You see there’s us (we’re great!) and then there’s you (you suck!)
[01:20.626]We’re really, really great (really great!)
[01:24.179]In contrast, you really suck (really suck!)
[01:28.277]Okay, full disclosure, we’re not that great
[01:31.442]But nevertheless, you suck
[01:35.987]【Drum Solo】
[01:46.120]That theory’s backed by empirical evidence
[01:49.779]We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
[01:57.404]What’s the use of even going through the motions
[02:00.884]When you know that you’re gonna lose anyhow
[02:04.393]So why don’t you save us all some time
[02:08.449]And give up now (you suck!)

🌍 纯翻译歌词

你们的队伍简直不堪一击
这简单的事实如此显而易见
我们会踢爆你们全部的臀大肌
当然,这明显是个比喻
我们的战绩一贯令人赞叹
我们的教练真的能点石成金
我们的队员又快又强又勇敢
你们的人(呃!)不太行。
事实上,我们和全国的队伍都竞技过
而你们是我们遇到过最差的那一队
劳烦好好理解一下这条信息
也许能帮你接受这场无法避免的败局
对了,如果我们不知为何落于下风
T那是为了更有效地阐明我们的观点
请允许我们用这种方式帮你作总结
让你们的愚蠢脑瓜也能理解
我们牛逼!(牛逼!)你们不行!(不行!)
我们牛逼!(牛逼!)你们不行!(不行!)
我们牛逼!(牛逼!)你们不行!(不行!)
你看看我们!(牛逼!)再看看你们!(不行!)
我们非常非常牛逼!(真的牛逼!)
与之相对,你们真的不行!(真的不行!)
好吧,实话实说,我们其实没有那么牛逼,
但总而言之,你们不行!
你们的队伍即将面临迅雷般的败北
而这个理论有铁一般的证据支持
我们会把你们全部碾压成肉泥饼
重申一遍,这依然是个比喻
既然你们知道自己无论如何都会输
来这边走个过场又有什么用
所以为什么不帮所有人都省点时间
直接投降吧!(你们不行)

🔤 LRC翻译歌词

[by:一位可爱的少女]
[00:03.486]你们的队伍简直不堪一击
[00:06.644]这简单的事实如此显而易见
[00:10.838]我们会踢爆你们全部的臀大肌
[00:14.463]当然,这明显是个比喻
[00:18.645]我们的战绩一贯令人赞叹
[00:22.073]我们的教练真的能点石成金
[00:25.761]我们的队员又快又强又勇敢
[00:29.984]你们的人(呃!)不太行。
[00:36.516]事实上,我们和全国的队伍都竞技过
[00:39.969]而你们是我们遇到过最差的那一队
[00:43.776]劳烦好好理解一下这条信息
[00:47.494]也许能帮你接受这场无法避免的败局
[00:51.137]对了,如果我们不知为何落于下风
[00:54.620]T那是为了更有效地阐明我们的观点
[00:58.528]请允许我们用这种方式帮你作总结
[01:02.200]让你们的愚蠢脑瓜也能理解
[01:06.066]我们牛逼!(牛逼!)你们不行!(不行!)
[01:09.314]我们牛逼!(牛逼!)你们不行!(不行!)
[01:13.022]我们牛逼!(牛逼!)你们不行!(不行!)
[01:16.738]你看看我们!(牛逼!)再看看你们!(不行!)
[01:20.626]我们非常非常牛逼!(真的牛逼!)
[01:24.179]与之相对,你们真的不行!(真的不行!)
[01:28.277]好吧,实话实说,我们其实没有那么牛逼,
[01:31.442]但总而言之,你们不行!
[01:42.860]你们的队伍即将面临迅雷般的败北
[01:46.120]而这个理论有铁一般的证据支持
[01:49.779]我们会把你们全部碾压成肉泥饼
[01:53.873]重申一遍,这依然是个比喻
[01:57.404]既然你们知道自己无论如何都会输
[02:00.884]来这边走个过场又有什么用
[02:04.393]所以为什么不帮所有人都省点时间
[02:08.449]直接投降吧!(你们不行)

📝 纯歌词版本

That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We’re gonna kick your collective posterior
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Midas touch
Our players are fast and strong and brave
And your guys (Eh!), not so much
In fact, we’ve played teams across the nation
And you’re the worst one we’ve come across
Try to assimilate that information
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
To effectively articulate the points at hand
Allow us now summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understand
We’re great (we’re great!) and you suck (you suck!)
We’re great (we’re great!) and you suck (you suck!)
We’re great (we’re great!) and you suck (you suck!)
You see there’s us (we’re great!) and then there’s you (you suck!)
We’re really, really great (really great!)
In contrast, you really suck (really suck!)
Okay, full disclosure, we’re not that great
But nevertheless, you suck
【Drum Solo】
That theory’s backed by empirical evidence
We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
What’s the use of even going through the motions
When you know that you’re gonna lose anyhow
So why don’t you save us all some time
And give up now (you suck!)

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