It might seem crazy wearing stripes with plaid
I Instagram every meal I’ve had
We can go to see a show but I’ll make you pay
Because I’m Tacky
Because I’m Tacky
Got some new glitter UGGs and lovely pink sequin crocs
Because I’m Tacky
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
Because I’m Tacky
If you’re okay with that you might just be tacky too
I meet some chick, ask her this and that
Like are you pregnant girl or just really fat
That’s what Kanye West keeps tellin’ me
Here’s why
Because I’m Tacky
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with florescent orange pants
Because I’m Tacky
Got my new resume, its printed in Comic Sans
Because I’m Tacky
I think it’s fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
Because I’m Tacky
If you think that’s just fine then you’re probably tacky too
Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
Bring me shame and never know why
Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
Bring me shame I said
Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
Bring me shame, it’s pointless to try
Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
Bring me shame, I said
Because I’m Tacky
43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate
Because I’m Tacky
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
Because I’m Tacky
Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
Because I’m Tacky
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free
Because I’m Tacky
I get drunk at the bank
And take off my shirt, at least
Because I’m Tacky
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
Because I’m Tacky
If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you
Because I’m Tacky
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too
C'mon
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:02.000]It might seem crazy wearing stripes with plaid
[00:08.000]I Instagram every meal I’ve had
[00:19.100]We can go to see a show but I’ll make you pay
[00:24.650]Because I’m Tacky
[00:30.600]Because I’m Tacky
[00:32.000]Got some new glitter UGGs and lovely pink sequin crocs
[00:36.500]Because I’m Tacky
[00:37.950]Never let you forget some favor I did for you
[00:42.800]Because I’m Tacky
[00:44.000]If you’re okay with that you might just be tacky too
[00:50.000]I meet some chick, ask her this and that
[00:55.500]Like are you pregnant girl or just really fat
[01:08:000]That’s what Kanye West keeps tellin’ me
[01:11.500]Here’s why
[01:12.800]Because I’m Tacky
[01:14.000]Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with florescent orange pants
[01:18.500]Because I’m Tacky
[01:20.000]Got my new resume, its printed in Comic Sans
[01:24.800]Because I’m Tacky
[01:25.800]I think it’s fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
[01:30.500]Because I’m Tacky
[01:32.000]If you think that’s just fine then you’re probably tacky too
[01:38.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:41.200]Bring me shame and never know why
[01:44.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:47.000]Bring me shame I said
[01:50.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:53.000]Bring me shame, it’s pointless to try
[01:56.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:59.500]Bring me shame, I said
[02:00.000]Because I’m Tacky
[02:02.000]43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate
[02:06.700]Because I’m Tacky
[02:08.000]Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
[02:12.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:14.000]Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
[02:18.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:20.000]Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free
[02:24.700]Because I’m Tacky
[02:26.000]I get drunk at the bank
[02:28.000]And take off my shirt, at least
[02:30.500]Because I’m Tacky
[02:32.000]I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
[02:36.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:38.000]If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you
[02:42.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:44.000]If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too
[02:49.000]C'mon
It might seem crazy wearing stripes with plaid
I Instagram every meal I’ve had
We can go to see a show but I’ll make you pay
Because I’m Tacky
Because I’m Tacky
Got some new glitter UGGs and lovely pink sequin crocs
Because I’m Tacky
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
Because I’m Tacky
If you’re okay with that you might just be tacky too
I meet some chick, ask her this and that
Like are you pregnant girl or just really fat
That’s what Kanye West keeps tellin’ me
Here’s why
Because I’m Tacky
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with florescent orange pants
Because I’m Tacky
Got my new resume, its printed in Comic Sans
Because I’m Tacky
I think it’s fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
Because I’m Tacky
If you think that’s just fine then you’re probably tacky too
Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
Bring me shame and never know why
Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
Bring me shame I said
Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
Bring me shame, it’s pointless to try
Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
Bring me shame, I said
Because I’m Tacky
43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate
Because I’m Tacky
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
Because I’m Tacky
Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
Because I’m Tacky
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free
Because I’m Tacky
I get drunk at the bank
And take off my shirt, at least
Because I’m Tacky
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
Because I’m Tacky
If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you
Because I’m Tacky
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too
C'mon
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:02.000]It might seem crazy wearing stripes with plaid
[00:08.000]I Instagram every meal I’ve had
[00:19.100]We can go to see a show but I’ll make you pay
[00:24.650]Because I’m Tacky
[00:30.600]Because I’m Tacky
[00:32.000]Got some new glitter UGGs and lovely pink sequin crocs
[00:36.500]Because I’m Tacky
[00:37.950]Never let you forget some favor I did for you
[00:42.800]Because I’m Tacky
[00:44.000]If you’re okay with that you might just be tacky too
[00:50.000]I meet some chick, ask her this and that
[00:55.500]Like are you pregnant girl or just really fat
[01:08:000]That’s what Kanye West keeps tellin’ me
[01:11.500]Here’s why
[01:12.800]Because I’m Tacky
[01:14.000]Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with florescent orange pants
[01:18.500]Because I’m Tacky
[01:20.000]Got my new resume, its printed in Comic Sans
[01:24.800]Because I’m Tacky
[01:25.800]I think it’s fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
[01:30.500]Because I’m Tacky
[01:32.000]If you think that’s just fine then you’re probably tacky too
[01:38.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:41.200]Bring me shame and never know why
[01:44.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:47.000]Bring me shame I said
[01:50.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:53.000]Bring me shame, it’s pointless to try
[01:56.000]Bring me shame, can’t nothin’
[01:59.500]Bring me shame, I said
[02:00.000]Because I’m Tacky
[02:02.000]43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate
[02:06.700]Because I’m Tacky
[02:08.000]Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
[02:12.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:14.000]Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
[02:18.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:20.000]Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free
[02:24.700]Because I’m Tacky
[02:26.000]I get drunk at the bank
[02:28.000]And take off my shirt, at least
[02:30.500]Because I’m Tacky
[02:32.000]I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
[02:36.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:38.000]If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you
[02:42.600]Because I’m Tacky
[02:44.000]If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too
[02:49.000]C'mon
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