For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acti
Ofession. and i thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. i always like to make explicit the fact that before i went off not too long ago to figh
H, 3000 dollars a year just teaching.
Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian mathematician nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky.
Who made me the genius i am today,
The mathematician that others all quote,
Who's the professor that made me that way?
The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat.
One man deserves the credit,
One man deserves the blame,
And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich lobach-
I am never forget the day i first meet the great lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!
Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.
And ever since i meet this man
My life is not the same,
And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich lobach-
I am never forget the day i am given first original paper
Locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable
Riemannian manifold.
Bozhe moi!
This i know from nothing.
But i think of great lobachevsky and get idea - ahah!
I have a friend in minsk,
Who has a friend in pinsk,
Whose friend in omsk
Has friend in tomsk
With friend in akmolinsk.
His friend in alexandrovsk
Whose friend somehow
Is solving now
And when his work is done -
Ha ha! - begins the fun.
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To alexandrovsk to akmolinsk
To tomsk to omsk
To pinsk to minsk
To me the news will run,
Yes, to me the news will run!
And then i write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty soon
When he finds out i publish first!
And who made me a big success
And brought me wealth and fame?
Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich lobach -
I am never forget the day my first book is published.
Every chapter i stole from somewhere else.
This book was sensational!
Pravda - well, pravda - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! izvestia said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
Metro-goldwyn-moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing title to 'the eternal triangle',
With brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse.
And who deserves the credit?
And who deserves the blame?
Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.09]For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acti
[00:04.29]Ofession. and i thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. i always like to make explicit the fact that before i went off not too long ago to figh
[00:13.02]H, 3000 dollars a year just teaching.
[00:13.71]Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
[00:17.91]Ian mathematician nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky.
[00:19.11]Who made me the genius i am today,
[00:19.83]The mathematician that others all quote,
[00:20.88]Who's the professor that made me that way?
[00:21.66]The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat.
[00:22.59]One man deserves the credit,
[00:23.22]One man deserves the blame,
[00:23.82]And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
[00:24.93]Hi!
[00:24.99]Nicolai ivanovich lobach-
[00:26.37]I am never forget the day i first meet the great lobachevsky.
[00:31.08]In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:
[00:35.58]Plagiarize!
[00:37.71]Plagiarize,
[00:39.48]Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
[00:42.48]Remember why the good lord made your eyes,
[00:44.61]So don't shade your eyes,
[00:46.05]But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
[00:48.72]Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.
[00:51.51]And ever since i meet this man
[00:54.18]My life is not the same,
[00:55.50]And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
[00:58.32]Hi!
[00:58.44]Nicolai ivanovich lobach-
[01:00.84]I am never forget the day i am given first original paper
[01:08.13]Locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable
[01:10.68]Riemannian manifold.
[01:11.88]Bozhe moi!
[01:12.96]This i know from nothing.
[01:17.10]But i think of great lobachevsky and get idea - ahah!
[01:23.76]I have a friend in minsk,
[01:26.97]Who has a friend in pinsk,
[01:29.04]Whose friend in omsk
[01:30.06]Has friend in tomsk
[01:31.05]With friend in akmolinsk.
[01:32.46]His friend in alexandrovsk
[01:36.03]Whose friend somehow
[01:36.99]Is solving now
[01:39.84]And when his work is done -
[01:41.88]Ha ha! - begins the fun.
[01:45.21]By way of iliysk,
[01:46.08]And novorossiysk,
[01:46.77]To alexandrovsk to akmolinsk
[01:48.36]To tomsk to omsk
[01:49.20]To pinsk to minsk
[01:50.10]To me the news will run,
[01:52.05]Yes, to me the news will run!
[01:54.21]And then i write
[01:58.65]By morning, night,
[01:59.97]And afternoon,
[02:00.90]And pretty soon
[02:04.20]When he finds out i publish first!
[02:08.28]And who made me a big success
[02:10.08]And brought me wealth and fame?
[02:11.58]Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
[02:14.25]Hi!
[02:14.58]Nicolai ivanovich lobach -
[02:17.07]I am never forget the day my first book is published.
[02:21.78]Every chapter i stole from somewhere else.
[02:30.00]This book was sensational!
[02:32.34]Pravda - well, pravda - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
[02:36.18]It stinks.
[02:36.87]But izvestia! izvestia said: (russian double-talk)
[02:42.09]It stinks.
[02:43.32]Metro-goldwyn-moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles,
[02:48.81]Changing title to 'the eternal triangle',
[02:52.05]With brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse.
[02:55.20]And who deserves the credit?
[02:58.14]And who deserves the blame?
[02:59.67]Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
[03:02.76]Hi!
For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acti
Ofession. and i thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. i always like to make explicit the fact that before i went off not too long ago to figh
H, 3000 dollars a year just teaching.
Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian mathematician nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky.
Who made me the genius i am today,
The mathematician that others all quote,
Who's the professor that made me that way?
The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat.
One man deserves the credit,
One man deserves the blame,
And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich lobach-
I am never forget the day i first meet the great lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!
Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.
And ever since i meet this man
My life is not the same,
And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich lobach-
I am never forget the day i am given first original paper
Locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable
Riemannian manifold.
Bozhe moi!
This i know from nothing.
But i think of great lobachevsky and get idea - ahah!
I have a friend in minsk,
Who has a friend in pinsk,
Whose friend in omsk
Has friend in tomsk
With friend in akmolinsk.
His friend in alexandrovsk
Whose friend somehow
Is solving now
And when his work is done -
Ha ha! - begins the fun.
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To alexandrovsk to akmolinsk
To tomsk to omsk
To pinsk to minsk
To me the news will run,
Yes, to me the news will run!
And then i write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty soon
When he finds out i publish first!
And who made me a big success
And brought me wealth and fame?
Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich lobach -
I am never forget the day my first book is published.
Every chapter i stole from somewhere else.
This book was sensational!
Pravda - well, pravda - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! izvestia said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
Metro-goldwyn-moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing title to 'the eternal triangle',
With brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse.
And who deserves the credit?
And who deserves the blame?
Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.09]For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acti
[00:04.29]Ofession. and i thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. i always like to make explicit the fact that before i went off not too long ago to figh
[00:13.02]H, 3000 dollars a year just teaching.
[00:13.71]Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
[00:17.91]Ian mathematician nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky.
[00:19.11]Who made me the genius i am today,
[00:19.83]The mathematician that others all quote,
[00:20.88]Who's the professor that made me that way?
[00:21.66]The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat.
[00:22.59]One man deserves the credit,
[00:23.22]One man deserves the blame,
[00:23.82]And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
[00:24.93]Hi!
[00:24.99]Nicolai ivanovich lobach-
[00:26.37]I am never forget the day i first meet the great lobachevsky.
[00:31.08]In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:
[00:35.58]Plagiarize!
[00:37.71]Plagiarize,
[00:39.48]Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
[00:42.48]Remember why the good lord made your eyes,
[00:44.61]So don't shade your eyes,
[00:46.05]But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
[00:48.72]Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.
[00:51.51]And ever since i meet this man
[00:54.18]My life is not the same,
[00:55.50]And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
[00:58.32]Hi!
[00:58.44]Nicolai ivanovich lobach-
[01:00.84]I am never forget the day i am given first original paper
[01:08.13]Locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable
[01:10.68]Riemannian manifold.
[01:11.88]Bozhe moi!
[01:12.96]This i know from nothing.
[01:17.10]But i think of great lobachevsky and get idea - ahah!
[01:23.76]I have a friend in minsk,
[01:26.97]Who has a friend in pinsk,
[01:29.04]Whose friend in omsk
[01:30.06]Has friend in tomsk
[01:31.05]With friend in akmolinsk.
[01:32.46]His friend in alexandrovsk
[01:36.03]Whose friend somehow
[01:36.99]Is solving now
[01:39.84]And when his work is done -
[01:41.88]Ha ha! - begins the fun.
[01:45.21]By way of iliysk,
[01:46.08]And novorossiysk,
[01:46.77]To alexandrovsk to akmolinsk
[01:48.36]To tomsk to omsk
[01:49.20]To pinsk to minsk
[01:50.10]To me the news will run,
[01:52.05]Yes, to me the news will run!
[01:54.21]And then i write
[01:58.65]By morning, night,
[01:59.97]And afternoon,
[02:00.90]And pretty soon
[02:04.20]When he finds out i publish first!
[02:08.28]And who made me a big success
[02:10.08]And brought me wealth and fame?
[02:11.58]Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
[02:14.25]Hi!
[02:14.58]Nicolai ivanovich lobach -
[02:17.07]I am never forget the day my first book is published.
[02:21.78]Every chapter i stole from somewhere else.
[02:30.00]This book was sensational!
[02:32.34]Pravda - well, pravda - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
[02:36.18]It stinks.
[02:36.87]But izvestia! izvestia said: (russian double-talk)
[02:42.09]It stinks.
[02:43.32]Metro-goldwyn-moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles,
[02:48.81]Changing title to 'the eternal triangle',
[02:52.05]With brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse.
[02:55.20]And who deserves the credit?
[02:58.14]And who deserves the blame?
[02:59.67]Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
[03:02.76]Hi!
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