Aziz Ansari

(holds hand up to ear like talking on phone)

Aziz: “Hey Harris, did you like the Dark Knight?

Harris: “Yeah!”

A: “Is it better than Burn Notice?”

...

I found Harris to be most entertaining to me when he’s most angry at me and I found that the quickest way to get him crazy is to **** with him on Face...

I met this guy when I was back home last time who was a doctor and he moved from some country in Asia to Alabama. And I was like, “Man, out of all of ...

Clap if you use Craigslist. (claps from crowd) Hold on a second, I’m not talking about “I’m looking for an apartment” Craigslist though. I’m talking a...

I love performing at music festivals, that's always fun. I did this festival called Bonnaroo and it's really cool cause they have this indie rock stuf...

My friends feel it's their appointed duty
They keep tryin' to tell me all you want to do is use me
But my answer, yeah to all that use me stuff
Oh you...

We got a minefield of crippled affection

All for the borrowed mirror connection


I'm a romance addict so that I can confess that

I get world sick e...

I thought that I was strong
I thought that I was wise
I never let my heart control my mind
I thought that I had it all
I felt my life complete
And lov...

My Boy Luv Luv My Luv Boy Boy

My Boy Luv Luv My Luv Boy Boy

何気ないフリして近づいたの
あなた好みのガーリーなオシャレして
きっと気持ちバレるほど 赤い顔してる
ドキドキ押さえられない
神様教えて どうすればいい
神様お愿い この恋を叶...

Baby, 말 안 해도 알잖아
눈 만 봐도 알잖아
걱정스러운 문자는 뭐야
전화해 바보야
내 눈엔 너만 보여
다른 여자 쳐다보지마
Love you
오늘도 멍하니
바라본 하늘은 아름다워
그 높이 만큼 이나 너처럼 아름다워
그 하늘에 한가운데
네 얼굴이 보이네
그 아래 웃고...

Je n'aurais jamais cru aimer ainsi Être surpris 
Par ton sourire Ni jamais cru sentir 
Le froid, le vide Lorsque ton rire ne résonne plus 
Dans le ven...

嘘をついては除け者になった
揺れ踊る影 闇を呑み込んで
理想的な自分の形を 取り繕ってた
神様探し空を見上げて
祈りと愛をそっと囁いた
倫理の外へ思い巡らす 溢れて流れる
一歩一歩もう一歩 鈍色の呼び声
雨の気配
悲しみが通り過ぎてく
失望が通り過ぎまた朝が来る
息を吸って吐いた
最低な白けた朝日 ...

遇见你的我
碰到我的你
在同样的深夜里
写了同样的日记
望着你的我
望着我的你
在同样的时光里
问着同样的问题
谁在等你
你在等着谁
谁在等我
我在等着谁
忘了你的我
忘了我的你
在不同的时间里
忘记同样的自己
想念你的我
想念我的你
在不同的岁月里
同样询问着自己
谁在爱你
你在爱着谁
谁在爱我
...

발맞춰 걷던 사람들은 다
바람 한 톨에 사라져버렸나
기다림은 한 치 앞
세상은 순식간에 달아났고
고요한 창문 밖 저 멀리
오늘이 날 찾아왔네
I’ll be standing strong
We always sing together
그렇게 우린 생에 모든 것을 다 바쳤던가
...

青鸟 (纯享版) - 王靖贤/仲菲菲/张雅卓/马思惠/黄碧茵/黄雨晴/鹂蔓
黄碧茵：
决定振翅飞翔
张雅卓：
决心不再彷徨回望
王靖贤：
我们目之所向
合：
是那片 是那片
湛蓝穹苍
鹂蔓：

都不曾真正体谅
究竟何谓悲伤
便开始启程前往
去探寻苦痛模样
仲菲菲：
你我曾殷切期望
怀揣炙热理想
是如...

《逍遥无穷》
后期：君尔
海报：晏吟
题字：29

铁拐李【雁尾】：望酒影醉看人间 尘世太多苦痛
汉钟离【僵小央】：我轻摇蒲扇别忧愁 生死掌握手中
吕洞宾【小哲】：挥神剑斩破红尘 驱魔道最是功
张果老【奇谈】：我倒行归隐山水中 不惹一丝凡庸
曹国舅【子五】：玉板声 唤醒一切错综
何仙姑【青鸾】：骨若...

Blue hour!
あぁ 気まずい ただただ 笑うよ
空き箱みたく 寂しい 眼差し
黄昏の中 僕ら
Yeah yeah I can
But it’s you
You’re the one that I want
You
Everything that I want
Blue
舞い降りた blue ...

정말 추워 죽겠더라 네가 없는 집엔
그림 같은 초원 위에 마음은 휑해
뭐라도 잡혀라 낚시 중인데
띠리리링 핸드폰이 울리고 있네
내 마음은 이렇게 쓰레기 더미만
물리는 올가미처럼 뭐 하나 쉬운 일이 없네요
이젠 어떻게 해
흐리멍덩한 일만 투성이
텅 빈 마음에 집을 짓고 ...

牙结石 牙结石 牙结石 我有牙结石 段青阳有牙结石
无论有没有你的支持
I don’t give a shit
因为我的名字叫做段青阳
就是那么白痴
不要随便过来理睬
不要那么嘴臭那么快
为什么我那么拽
因为我最摇摆
I don’t give a shit
因为我有牙结石
牙结石看多了全都给我递纸
...

素墨：
嗅得手植棠梨初发轻黄蕊
待小暑悄过 新梨渐垂
来邀东邻女伴撷果缓缓归
小夏：
旧岁采得枝头细雪
今朝飘落胭脂梨叶
轻挼草色二三入卷
细呷春酒淡始觉甜
于悸/俊诺：
依旧是
偏爱枕惊鸿二字入梦的时节
烛火惺忪却可与她漫聊彻夜
早春暮春 酒暖花深
便好似一生心事只得一人来解
素墨/小夏：
岁岁花...

If I was the question, would you be my answer?
If I was the music, would you be the dancer?
If I was the student, would you be the teacher?
If I was t...