Jonathan Coulton

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
Fo...

Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set
The Sierpinski Gasket makes me want to cry
And a million miles ...

I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me
I take a wake up pill and fill with energy
I power on hard and I check my messages
But I don't have any...

I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
Then a little conversation
With my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tire...

Last week I left a note on Laura's desk
It said I love you signed anonymous friend
Turns out she's smarter than I thought she was
She knows I wrote it...

I lie below, you float above
In the pretty white ships that I've been dreaming of
And I'd like to swim beside you
Getting dizzy in your wake
Getting c...

I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
Then a little conversation
With my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tire...

This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
You may recall we had some trouble last year.
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid.
T...

Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor.
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store.
It's not a bodega, it'...

Tom Cruise is so  in love with Katie
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
But a lifetime of longing looks  would cause too much distraction
Goo...

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can....

Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
Good ...

Pathological monsters!
cried the terrified mathematician.
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set.
The Sierpinski Gasket makes me want to cry.
And a million mil...

Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set
The Sierpinski Gasket makes me want to cry
And a million miles ...

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his ...

LA face with the Oakland booty
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That  when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And...

Out of the clear blue cloudless skies
A bolt of lightning came
Were you at least a bit surprised
They said it's you
Who puts the gravity in the ground...

In the bag was a razor made for delicate skin
Shaved the peach fuzz, but only on my cheeks and chin
Now I'm rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache...

There's a house where no one lives
So you take a big bag of your big city money there
And buy it.
But at night, when the house is dark
And you're all ...

Code Monkey get up get coffee.
Code Monkey go to job.
Code Monkey have boring meeting.
With boring manager Rob.
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent. Rob...

Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother ******
He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives
He didn't do that much except he saved th...

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
I real...

This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
You may recall we had some trouble last year.
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid.
T...

We took the freeway out of town
We found a place to settle down
We bought a driveway and a swingset and a dog
You got your very own bathroom
We'll sit...

Well here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing
Un...

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can.
...

Three cameras
Seven divers
Three dives
Four hours drive
One new PA
350 feet water
80 miles of cave
Two hosts in need of words
And my left arm is not w...

与你情如白雪
永远不要染尘
谣传常常是恶梦
不可心惊震
你看见雪花飘时
我这里雪落更深
寂寞两地情  要多信任
明了真心爱末泯
寒梅仍能傲雪
你更加胜别人
谣言从来莫信任
真心早共印
我看见雪花飘时
对你的爱种更深
日后我回来
最好证实
原来真心爱末泯
MUSIC
与你情如白雪
永远不要染尘
谣传常...

思恋的人
迷恋的梦
茫茫人海阮是小孤帆
黑暗的路
无情落站
风尘路上阮是孤单人
一生的爱为何来双手放
意难忘情难断
夜夜相思瞑瞑藏
无奈心若日头暗
找无你我的希望
总是为我目眶红
为我痴情心沉重
我抹行的彼条路
我抹找的彼场梦
命中心中雨中无缘咱二人
思恋的人
迷恋的梦
茫茫人海阮是小孤帆
黑暗的路...

满天的雨水都是我的泪
飘雨的天空
撒满了零落的思念
爱情的传说
也忽隐忽现
寂寞的电车
无声的轮回在街边和终点
碾碎了满天的思念
冰冷的雨滴
划落在颤抖的指尖
疲倦的双脚
迷了路却不能发现
回忆象潮水涌动着
往事一幕幕浮现
却不知如何让爱出现
满天的雨水都是我的泪
谁来将我安慰
无声的寂寞无情的崩溃...

是谁。。抢走了我的爱人。。。是什么人是什么人抢走了我的爱人是什么人是什么人抢走了我的灵魂
啊。。我的心我的心已破碎啊。。我的泪我的泪已流尽啊。。啊。。只觉得天涯地转眼前是一遍昏沉
是谁抢走了我的爱人......我的爱人我的情人想和你成双成对有谁知道有谁知道不幸的命运来临
啊。。在一个黑暗的深夜理啊。...

矢车菊の花で冠を作りましょう
贵方のその手で再び咲き夸るように
终わっていく时代とうねりを増す怒りは
灼热の温度にくべられて鲜やか
君がために失う
青い焔に手向ける言ノ叶は纺がれて
いつか 全て 越えて 行くから 运命も
黒く 染まる 愿い 忘れて 私も
谁かに决められていた规则的「生」
不规则的な...

Words and music by
Roddy Frame
Everybody's walking through the city all alone
But no one talks about it
I am just a simple, unassuming kind of man
So ...

本应打九九九可以求助

无奈你不是像持刀伤害我

我到底惊慌什么

为了分居只好请你留坐
谁料你竟胁持他当陪坐

如像一把掌掴我
知了电脑杂志 旧信合照 护照尚有一个电炉 欠你这么多
要他帮手也太绝吧
让我欣赏他怎羞辱我

我最多 把躯壳暂时就当不属我
麻木去受你 最后重击一趟
怕什么 我坚拒为情敌...

Mary J. Blige - If You Love Me？

Yeah...
(Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes)
Yeah...
(Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes)
Babe, every since we've been ...

You are the one
In your concrete arms I adore you
Dirty and dear, block out the sun
In your twists and turns I invade
You show me no fear
We blow arou...

Pick yourself up
Take a deep breath
Dust yourself off
And start all over again
Nothing's impossible, I have found
For when my chin is on the ground
I ...

Ohh, yeah
I'll be the change, yeah
It's gon' be your favourite song
I'm starting with me, yeah
Yeah, I'ma make a difference, baby
If you're coming wit...

-Leliţă Săftiţă!
-Auz,neiculiţă!
-Dar,dacă auzi,

Că e mult d'aseară
De când şed pe-afară,
Poarta-nconjurând
Şi tot aşteptând.

Vremea vremuieşte,
Căm...

Can't go to my house 'cause I wanna be a household name
Only relax when I'm back on the plane
Stewardess is like a new mom
Daddy like the pilot, I don...

Why are you keeping me at a distance?
All that I'm asking for is forgiveness
Are you even listening?
Am I talking to myself again?
I keep on staring u...

I see you looking
If you wanna take a ride
Take a ride with me
Better run away if you can't stand out here
Oh close your eyes and follow me
I see you ...

美工：阿执【长风间】

「匆匆江湖十五载，山中桃花复盛衰
且听天机多论道，莫提我自云林来。」

传扬五湖四海 剑气荡峰峦
闲时风流佐歌 好酒醉三碗
行者慕得少年 道声侠义胆
除恶既招安 白衣踏血染

云深拾上青阶 野客有两三
展落桃花未歇 枕石则好眠
听闻风急马啸 大祸摧人间
豪情仍未散 江湖待归还...