Jonathan Coulton

I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me
I take a wake up pill and fill with energy
I power on hard and I check my messages
But I don't have any...

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can....

We took the freeway out of town
We found a place to settle down
We bought a driveway and a swingset and a dog
You got your very own bathroom
We'll sit...

Code Monkey get up get coffee.
Code Monkey go to job.
Code Monkey have boring meeting.
With boring manager Rob.
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent. Rob...

Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set
The Sierpinski Gasket makes me want to cry
And a million miles ...

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I see you've met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's har...

Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
Good ...

Out of the clear blue cloudless skies
A bolt of lightning came
Were you at least a bit surprised
They said it's you
Who puts the gravity in the ground...

I was fine, I pulled myself together
Just in time to throw myself away
Once my perfect world was gone I knew
You ruined everything in the nicest way
Y...

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his ...

LA face with the Oakland booty
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That  when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And...

Tom Cruise is so  in love with Katie
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
But a lifetime of longing looks  would cause too much distraction
Goo...

Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set
The Sierpinski Gasket makes me want to cry
And a million miles ...

(Hey Mr. Fancy Pants!)
Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy pants would wear
When everyone is marchi...

My monkey gets busy sometimes
My monkey's got a lot of stuff he's gotta think about
My monkey gets tired sometimes
My monkey wishes he was something y...

I was fine, I pulled myself together
Just in time to throw myself away
Once my perfect world was gone I knew
You ruined everything in the nicest way
Y...

Only a moment ago we had nothing but time
Everything lasted forever and you were all mine
Only a dream I know
Thinking you'd never go
Tearing off piec...

Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor.
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store.
It's not a bodega, it'...

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
Fo...

They invented a reason
That's why it stings
They don't think you matter
Because you don't have pretty rings
I keep telling you I don't care
I keep say...

There's a house where no one lives
So you take a big bag of your big city money there
And buy it.
But at night, when the house is dark
And you're all ...

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
I real...

Last week I left a note on Laura's desk
It said I love you signed anonymous friend
Turns out she's smarter than I thought she was
She knows I wrote it...

This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
You may recall we had some trouble last year.
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid.
T...

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I see you've met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's har...

云雾里的飞鸟
何为要感叹长夜里
倍伴你是寂聊
远方的天际常独看
孤单一刻於心里哼
欠缺了听众的歌

谁愿意被蔑视
矛共盾一刹曾面对
沉默已没意义
只因他躲进墙幕里
当初天真不再返
慨叹已变老的心
一首无名的歌
在心中独自欣赏
一首无名的歌
让清风共分享

回望往日誓言
笑今天的我何俗气
人在世就似是...

追风筝一对傻瓜
相信爱情童话
当天初恋想过成家
会有一点荒谬吗

爱到愁云伤疤
发觉信仰有偏差
那初恋彷似流沙
吹散无从留下

你的风筝飘过篱笆
扑向短促艳美落霞

你变了个插画家
各有各路线分岔
风筝飞不出叹息桥
即使分开不必仰天长啸
毕竟当初分享过你欢笑
将记忆燃烧
初恋的风景有过不少
彼此相识...

I ran into a friend of yours the other day
And I asked her how u been
She said my girl is fine
Just bought a house got a job a real good man
I told he...

J'écoute l'écho en prononçant ton nom
L'impression de vivre avec une ombre
Avancer dans la vie à tâtons
Ce quotidien qui nous encombre
Tu parles à mon...

It's evident
You're right out of your skull
Get combatant and
****ing somebody up
That's ****ing out of control
Back off out of my face tonight
Or hea...

作詞：只野菜摘
（可符香）“恋するキモチ”で  遊んでいるのね
（卡拉爱）うったえかける脚線美
笑っちゃうほど　ふりまわされる
ラインダンスを踊りましょう
（浴）あなたのしっぽに　くっついて離れないわ
（玛利亚）愛ヤー恋ヨ　会いに来いナ
（缠）一心同体　あなたのオブジェになりたいの
（奈美）かわいい...

Blow up this place like another
VietnamI'm heavy like a
Holyfield blow to the dome
Back up son now give me room, give me room
I set it off like this, ...

Dorme, dorme meu meninodorme no  mar dos sargaosque mais vale  o mar a pinoque as serpentes nos meus braos-
Mrio Cesriny
And  when all life as you kno...

☆ HomToㄨYeah
I'm bringing back ghosts
that are no longer there
I'm gettin' hard on myself
sittin' in my easy chair
and I'm wonderin' which one of them...

有害な正しさをその顔に塗るつもりなら
私にも映らずに済む
燃え盛る祈りの家に残されたあの憂鬱を
助けたりせずに済む
小さな腫瘍は脈を速め
荒々しい愛の指揮が私の旋律を辱める
焼け野原には　選択のカードが散らばる
それでも貴方の脳はケースの中に？

私の怒りを吸い上げるヴィーナス
わずかな覚醒を看取る...

Robbie Williams - you know me
_CY_87

If am an could be a this own fancy
Then to only breed in captivity is pointless
I've been doing what I like
When...

わかんないことが多すぎるから
足りない頭で迷走中
自分じゃ自分が見えないから
何が悪いのかもうわからない
わかんないことが多すぎるから
足りない背丈で戦争中
手本がなくちゃ口も聞けない
距離の取り方すらわからないのだ
この呼吸の駄賃は君の全部か想い出か嘘つきのあだ名か
あぁ！
わかんないならわかんな...

被爱束缚的生命在倒数计时 维持呼吸只为了见证它的消失
腐坏的故事 纠缠的固执 选择妥协才得以记录进那页白纸
眼前模糊画面逐渐流逝 谁的表情浮现在透视仪器上凝滞
难解释的谜题 下落未明踪迹 所有线索都指向了早就离我远去的你
任由赤红不断侵蚀这副已经苍白的躯体 是否清醒 是否沉睡 其实没有差异
那些眼泪...

到敌人后方去 - 中国交响乐团合唱团
 到敌人后方去
 把鬼子赶出境
 到敌人后方去
 把鬼子赶出境
 不怕雨不怕风
 包后路出奇兵
 今天攻下来一个村
 明天夺回来一座城
 叫鬼子顾西不顾东
 叫鬼子军阀不集中
 到敌人后方去
 把鬼子赶出境
 到敌人后方去
 把鬼子赶出境
 两路夹攻才能打得赢
...

Gar Sog'insam -Zulayho Boyhonova
Lyrics by：Zulayho Boyhonova
Composed by：Zulayho Boyhonova
Yurak kuysa qandayin kulay
Dardim qanday oromga ulay
Sadoqa...

口笛吹いて歩こう肩落としてる友よ
いろんな事があるけど空には星が綺麗
懐かしいあの公園に ちょっと行ってみようか
最近忘れてること なんか思い出すかも
あの頃の僕らには 守るものなどなくて
夢ばかりこぼしては いつも暇を持て余してたね
口笛吹いて歩こう 肩落としてる僕よ
遠くで誰かのギター ゆっくり...